Carlisle Consumed, a Twilight/Austin Powers crossover

DISCLAIMER: The shark is mine. Nothing else is. I am not Stephinie. Twilight does not belong to me. Unlike your base. All your base ARE belong to us.

A/N: There are going to be two endings, chapters 2 and 3.

The English Channel-1699

Carlisle continued to float, thinking about his plans for the future. Naturally, he was going to France to study; after all, he had until the end of time, and could study what he wished. Perhaps he would then try to wean other vampires off of human blood; murder wasn't right, even if you think it is the only way to survive, especially when it isn't. And animals deserve far less sympathy than humans; after all, animals do not reason. On the other hand, perhaps killing and draining criminals would help the world.

He felt the last vestiges of blood leave the water around him, diluting into the ocean surrounding him, when he suddenly felt something clamp onto his ankle. Startled into wakefulness, he looked down, where he saw a group of sharks, circling.. A particularly brave one was attached to his ankle, though its mere animal teeth were not enough for him to even feel any pain. It was annoying though. With blinding speed., Carlisle whipped up his foot, and flung the shark far off into the waters above him. Then, remembering a waterspout he had once seen, he spun as quickly as he could, which with his vampire strength was a considerable speed, and watched as the shiver of sharks below him was drawn up and past him, disappearing after their brethren. With this minor threat dispatched, Carlisle closed his eyes once more, and drifted off into the recesses of his mind again.

The English Channel-1699

The shark swum further, following the scent of blood in the water, when something shot by it. Even with its super vision, it hadn't been able to see whatever it was coming. The shark considered turning back to see what the thing was, but decided not. Just as it started accelerating once more, it was hit by an large group of smallish sharks, all of them looking very dead, and all coming from the direction of the blood. Now, the shark was getting irritated. Whoever had killed the fish was now also killing sharks, and that was unacceptable. Sharks were the rulers of the sea. Nothing should attack them. The shark conveniently ignored the fact that it had just minutes ago eaten about fifteen of its kin. After all, it was a super shark; it was even more of a king of the ocean than its fellow sharks, and thus was above the rules of the sea. But whoever was down there was clearly an outsider. And outsiders were to be eaten.

The shark flicked its tale even faster, speeding up. Soon, it could see whatever was causing the disturbance. It was a pale white humanoid, though it was clearly not human, as no human could comfortably drift at such depths, not to mention breath. Perhaps this was another one of the creator's inventions, it pondered, but deciding the creator wouldn't mind, it slowed down a bit, and then once it was in range, it struck.

The English Channel-1699

Carlisle never even stood a chance. He hadn't sensed the shark's presence, and by the time he had, it was too late. The shark was far stronger than the ones he had previously encountered, and its teeth easily bit through his skin, panicking as he woke from his daydream, he tried to bash the shark away, but even his prodigious strength was not enough. Within moments, the shark had ripped him to shreds, killing him before he even realized it was a threat. With two carefully aimed fire blasts from its gills, Carlisle was burnt to ashes, which were instantly turned soggy and drifted towards the sea floor.

The shark smirked, as much as a shark can. Nothing could stand in its way. Now that the intruder was gone, it could go about the business of taking over every single thing that lived under the waves, and from there, who knew? Today, the Channel. Tommorow, the world. Now, it still needed to fix the problem of not having hands…

The end

(of this ending. An alternate ending coming next chapter.)

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