Jeff bounced around in his seat happily. He was taking Adam home to meet his dad for the first time. Matt and Chris were coming too, and they were going to tell Gil that they were the ones that were dating now. "Why don't you look excited Addy?" Jeff asked. "Aren't you happy about meeting my daddy?"
"Yeah, of course I am," Adam assured him. "I'm just not sure that he'll be happy to meet me."
Jeff frowned. "Why would you think that?"
"Well what if Matt's told him bad things about me?"
"Matt wouldn't do that."
"Of course I would," Matt pointed out. "I've called him an asshole God knows how many times now. I'm going to be shocked if Daddy's not waiting at the front door with a shotgun in his hands."
Jeff glared at his older brother. He should have known the brunette was going to make this as difficult as possible. "If anyone's getting shot today, it'll be Chris. He broke my heart and Daddy knows that."
Chris, who was driving, could be seeing visibly gulping through the rearview mirror. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea," he said nervously. "I think I should hide in the car now."
Matt shook his head. "You don't need to hide in the car. I'll protect you baby."
"Aw!" Jeff and Adam said as loudly and obnoxiously as they could.
"Shut up," Matt and Chris snapped at the same time.
Jeff giggled and snuggled up closer to Adam. They were almost there now. He knew Gil wouldn't shoot anyone…not unless he was told to of course. And nobody was going to tell him too…hopefully. I might have to watch Matty carefully. I don't want him to do anything to my Addy when he thinks I'm not looking.
Chris parked the car in Gil's driveway. The Legend was already sitting on the porch waiting for them. He was not holding a shotgun, so that saved them a whole bunch of trouble. "Hi Daddy!" Jeff said happily. He grabbed Adam by the hand and dragged him along. "I want you to meet Adam."
Gil stood up and smiled. "So you're the one Jeff's head over heels about and the one Matt thinks is an evil, two timing, cock sucking snake?"
All eyes turned to Matt. "I was angry when I said it!" was the all the older Hardy would say.
Adam sighed. "Yeah, that's me. Although I'm not anywhere near as bad as Matt makes me out to be."
Gil chuckled. "Oh don't worry. I know Matt's a drama queen, so I usually don't take everything he says quite literally." He looked over at Chris. "Good Lord boy, you switch between my boys faster than square dancers."
Chris turned a deep shade of red. "It's nice to see you too Legend."
Jeff, who felt neglected because the attention was not solely on him, put his hand right in front of Gil's face. "Look at the ring Adam got me Dad. Isn't it prettyful?"
"Prettyful is not a word," Adam whispered.
"It is if I want it to be," Jeff whispered back. He stuck his tongue out at the blonde, enjoying the way it made the older man twitch uncontrollably.
"Boys behave," Gil said. "I don't want that funky business on my porch. The funky business stays in the bedroom."
"Or in a pool," Adam muttered, giving Matt and Chris an evil glare. "Or in Shawn's car…"
"Don't you dare try to act like you haven't had sex somewhere besides a bedroom!" Matt growled. "You are a dirty rotten pervert that has turned my sweet, innocent baby brother into a sex crazed creature."
"Uh Matt, Jeff has never actually been innocent," Chris tried to explain.
Jeff shook his head. One would think in all the years of knowing Matt, Chris would know when to just keep his mouth shut. "Jericho, now is not the time," he said quietly.
"Hey, Jeff came on to ME in the first place!" Adam pointed out. "He wanted me to fuck him in that alley the night after Wrestlemania. He was a sex crazed creature to begin with! He just used to hide it better from you!"
Gil sighed and shook his head. "I feel like I'm listening to Shannon right now." He looked at Chris and Jeff. "My girlfriend Sharon made some cookies the other night, and I still have some left. You boys want some?"
Jeff didn't even dignify that with a response. He just ran into the house and went straight into the kitchen. "Cookies!" he shouted gleefully. "I love cookies!"
Chris came in a moment later. "You do know you're sharing, right?"
Jeff gave Chris an offended look. "You want to me to share these cookies? Dude, we're not dating anymore! You lost your rights to my cookies as soon as you broke up with me because of Matt."
"Jeff, you have to share!" Gil yelled.
"I don't wanna!" Jeff whined. He kicked Chris in the shin and then ran into the living room with the entire jar of cookies. "They're mine! Mine I tell you!" He laughed evilly, but then groaned as he looked what was happening outside through the window. Matt and Adam were wrestling around on the ground, each attempting to make the other eat some dirt. "We need to do something about them," he complained. "They're going to ruin my wedding fighting like this."
Gil nodded. "I know they will. That's why I'm going to step in. You plan your wedding, and I'll fix things between Matty and Addy." He started to walk away when he stopped and frowned. "Dear God Jeff, I'm starting to talk like you!"
Jeff grinned. "That's a side effect of being around me too much Daddy." He handed his dad a cookie before going off to his old room. He had a wedding to plan after all.
