Jeff stared down at the action figures in front of him. He had gotten them all out in an effort to help him plan out his own wedding. "Okay so us and the preacher will be on top of Mount Imag-I, and we'll set all the chairs down on the bottom of that hill." He put his and Adam's action figure along with the doll that was representing the priest up on the bed to demonstrate this.

Adam grinned. "You know, since we're using that doll as our---"

"Gene Simmons is not being the preacher at our wedding," Jeff snapped. "Nor is any other member of KISS."

Adam's grin disappeared. "Why not?" he whined. "KISS rules!"

Jeff almost told him that KISS actually sucked, but he managed to stop himself just in time. That would only lead to a gigantic argument and he did not want that. "Now we have to make sure the guests sit down in the rows according to height. I don't want Khali sitting in front of Rey and blocking his view."

"Uh honey? Why would we invite Khali?"

"Because if someone gets out of line, he can eat them."

"Khali does not eat people."

"Yes he does."

"No he doesn't."

"Yes he does."

"No he doesn't."

Jeff picked up an Undertaker action figure and threw it at Adam's head. He just could not believe how difficult his fiancé was being. Didn't he understand how much stress he was under? This wedding stuff was hard work. "He damn well will if I tell him to!" he shouted. "You understand me Addy?"

Adam, who had barely managed to duck the toy, nodded. "Okay, okay! Just calm down baby! There's no need to freak out like this."

"No need to freak out? I have every reason to freak out! I still have to find the wedding cake and there's flowers and then we have to get food for the reception and the catering people don't sound like they want to bring sixty pounds of Skittles here."

Adam's jaw dropped. "Sixty pounds of Skittles? Sweet Jesus Jeff! Why the hell would you demand sixty pounds of Skittles."

"Well there has to be enough for everybody!" Jeff whined. Although he was planning on taking more than anyone else. It was going to be his wedding after all and he deserved all the candy he could eat."

"Honey, not everybody even likes Skittles."

Jeff literally dropped the John Cena figure he picked up and stared at his baby in shock. "What did you just say?" he asked quietly.

Adam sighed. "Honey, I know this is going to be hard for you to comprehend, but not everyone likes Skittles. In fact, some people hate them."

Jeff just stared at Adam in shock before smacking him on the leg. "Dude! What the hell? Why would you speak such blasphemy?"

Adam rubbed his leg. "Okay first of all, ow. Second of all, I'm just pointing out a fact you were not aware of. And third of all, OW!"

"Everyone has to like Skittles!" Jeff insisted. All thoughts of the wedding had been effectively driven out of his mind. This topic was much more important. "Skittles are the bomb! Who in their right mind doesn't have Skittles as their all time favorite candy?"

"You know what? Just forget I said anything. Let's go back to planning this wedding."

Jeff stared at Adam for a long minute. "Addy?"

"Yeah?" Adam said apprehensively.

"Do you not like Skittles?"

"I do like Skittles. They're just not my favorite."

Jeff's eyes narrowed. This was news to him. "What is your favorite candy?"

"Anything chocolate."

"Oh." Jeff thought about that for a moment before nodding his head. That was perfectly understandable. "Okay, I can forgive you for that…if you kiss me right now."

Adam grinned and did just that. "Like that?

"Ye--wait a minute! When you said anything chocolate, does that include M&M's?"

Adam rolled his eyes and kissed Jeff again. Jeff tried to break away from the kiss so they could continue the discussion but Adam was too persistent. Finally Jeff just gave in completely. He couldn't resist his Addy. The blonde's lips had magical powers. Oooooh magic, I like magic. One of the Harry Potter movies is going to be on TV tonight. I should watch it. There's magic in those. Magic and dragons. Rawr! Hehehehe…

"Baby?"

Jeff opened his eyes and looked up at Adam. He had been so consumed by his own thoughts that he hadn't noticed that he was now laying on the floor and that his and Adam's shirts were off. "Yeah?" he said innocently.

"Are you aware that it's hard to make out with you when you're not paying attention to me?" Adam sounded hurt by Jeff's lack of enthusiasm.

Jeff patted Adam on the stomach. "I'm sorry baby. I was just thinking that your lips had magical powers and that reminded me the Harry Potter and then there were dragons…"

Adam stared at him for a moment before chuckling. "You're so cute when your mind gets away with you. But seriously, if you had to pick between me and Harry Potter--"

"I'd pick you," Jeff interrupted. He reached up and pulled Adam back down on top of him. "I'd pick you every time."

"Good," Adam said with a grin. He kissed Jeff once again, his hands working together with Jeff's to get their pants off. Their movements were hurried because Gil, Chris and Matt were all in the house too and neither of them felt like getting up and locking the door.

"Oh God!" Jeff moaned as Adam entered him. He wrapped his legs around the blonde man and began biting and kissing his neck. "Adam…oh fuck you feel so good!"

Adam chuckled. "You love it when I fuck you like this, don't you?"

Jeff nodded, clawing at Adam's back desperately. He was going to get one hell of a rug burn but he didn't really care at the moment.

"Say it," Adam ordered. He yanked on Jeff's hair roughly. "Tell me that you love it."

"I love it Addy!" Jeff moaned slutishly. "I love it when you fuck me like this!"

Adam smirked and hit Jeff's prostate dead on. Jeff let out a scream and came just as Adam again. He closed his eyes, ready to enjoy the blissful relaxation that followed great sex like that.

Only he didn't get to enjoy it for long. The next thing he knew, very cold water was being poured on both he and Adam. "What the fuck?" he shouted as Adam yelped from the cold.

Shannon grinned down at him. "Whoops. Did I do that?"

Jeff's eyes narrowed as Shannon ran out of the room laughing. "YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT SHANNON! YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!"

Adam put his hand over his right ear. "OW! Baby, you just about made me go deaf."

"Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you later. Right now I have to go kill my best friend."