First of all, I'd like to say thank you to the few people that put this story on alert/favourited it. It means a lot to know someone other than myself is enjoying this. Secondly, I think it's only fair to warn people that the rating will probably be going up within the next few chapters. It should be obvious why. Lastly, Here's the next chapter, featuring the lovely Itachi in what I think is one of the most underrated Disney roles ever. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, Pete's Dragon, or anything Disney related


Uchiha Itachi was not impressed. It hadn't take him long to realise that with the explosion of the enchanted bedknob, he'd been whisked away to another dimension. It was like some uncouth fool had placed him inside his own tsukuyomi. He gazed at his reflection in the water. His precious sharingan eyes were now only a fond memory. Luckily he could still breathe fire, he'd found that out when the foolish boy that had visited earlier just wouldn't take a hint.

Sulking in the back of this damp cave wasn't doing him much good. Plus from the looks of things the tide was coming in, he'd better find somewhere else to shelter. He emerged from the cave and stalked off towards the town. Ensuring he was invisible Itachi lumbered along to the harbour. His new form was rather large, and he'd require one of the warehouses if he wanted room to sleep. Itachi settled in a building on the outskirts of the harbour that was out of use. He'd be undetected here, and with it being so far from the shorefront he'd have some peace. He settled his large new physique into a pile of itchy sacking and set his head down to sleep. Outside he could hear someone singing obnoxiously. He hated this place and resolved to burn it to the ground when he left.


The bed floated into a harbour not far from the lighthouse they'd seen. On their way Suigetsu had woken up, gotten into a fight with some other sea creatures, and they'd subsequently had a feast of jellied eels and squid rings for dinner. After this, Kisame had reluctantly given the boy legs. It would help him in the long run as once they reached land he wouldn't have to carry him. Karin on the other hand appeared to be drying out; spotting a glass buoy on the water Kisame snatched it up. He broke the top off of it, filled it with water and plopped the crab-girl inside.

Clambering ashore, Suigetsu and Kisame turned to find the bed had disappeared. Perhaps it had sunk when they'd gotten off it? Although that didn't make much sense, why would it sink with less weight on it? Around them the harbour wasn't really busy, apart from in the bar.

"Let's not stay here," Karin suggested, "it reeks of fish,"

"You're one to talk," muttered Suigetsu. Kisame tried not to laugh, he had to give the boy credit for that one. Suigetsu shifted Karin's bowl in his arms, he's been given the task of carrying it. Still, they decided not to stay, and made their way through the town.

Kisame tried to ignore the looks they got as they wandered through the small town. It didn't help he was bright blue, super tall and had a massive fork in his hands. In fact that was, he guessed, the only reason they were only getting stared at, and not attacked. Suigetsu on the other hand, was now clad in pale green pants, and for some odd reason, still had his seashell bra on. No amount of force, not even the trident could remove it. Suigetsu didn't seem to mind it. In fact he'd started singing again, loudly.

"It's a brazzle dazzle day!
But I lost my sword, I can't think where it went
Stupid brazzle dazzle day
So watch your back 'same, 'cause I'll take that trident"

"Dear god Suigetsu, shut up!" Kisame yelled, finally reaching breaking point with the boy.


Wait a minute, Itachi recognised that voice! Kisame was here! Perhaps he'd be able to help him. Plus the other Akatsuki member wasn't alone, he was with one of his foolish little brother's friends. But that was better than nobody. He burst out of the warehouse, forgetting to keep his invisibility up and charged off in the direction of the singing.

He found the group in the town square, and immediately they were surrounded by townspeople. His partner looked at him curiously. He didn't want to know what the white haired boy was doing, the seashell bra put him off for a start. Opening his mouth to speak, Itachi frowned.

Where was his voice, surely that idiotic mumbling and clicking wasn't his voice? He tried again. He groaned meeting with the same result. Covering his eyes with his stubby arms he groaned again. It was so undignified. He suddenly felt a dull thump against his flank and turned. He'd forgotten about the townspeople. Oh, how nice, they came complete with pitch forks and harpoons. Growing bored of them he breathed a jet of fire over the town.

He was free of one annoyance, and turned to the other. He'd just have to follow Kisame until he figured out what to do.

"You're pretty cool!" grinned Kisame to Itachi, "you remind me of a guy I know!" unbeknownst to the man, it was the same person he was thinking of. Itachi smacked his scaly forehead and waddled after the fishy trio. They were making their way out of town.

"You're welcome to follow us mister dragon," Kisame continued to ramble at him, "we're trying to find our team mates. You know I should give you a name,"

Kisame furrowed his brows, deep in thought as the group plodded on. Suigetsu and Karin were arguing about something. Itachi merely shook his head, had his partner always been like this?

"I know, I'll call you Elliott!" Kisame beamed, thoroughly pleased with himself. Itachi stopped dead in his tracks, extremely tempted to toast his partner in his stupid blue pants, and use his own fork to dismember him. He wished he had his sharingan, so he could prove who he was. He settled for torching the town to the ground like he'd promised himself.