Once more, Meow (just me this time) presenting Songs of DOOM.
I don't own Bleach or "Clementine."
And this time, it's Ulquiorra's Grimmjow Song of DOOM.
Originally Mango's idea (most of these are), but I decided to extend it.
Anyway…here it is. Again, to "Clementine." Cause it's an easy song to fit random words to.
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BOOM.
CRASH.
"YOU *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP*ERS *BLEEP*ING BROKE THE *BLEEP*ING HD FLAT AGAIN!" came Grimmjow's voice from somewhere down the hall.
Ulquiorra was fed up now. He had endured enough of this.
Don't you think ten hours is quite enough? He wrote in his black leather-bound notebook.
The fourth espada stuck his head out the door and in the chaotic hallway, and was promptly smacked in the head with what appeared to be a half-eaten burrito dunked in tea.
With guacamole dripping down his face, he called, "Do you mind? I am trying to put my deepest feelings into beautiful words onto paper here."
"JUST BECAUSE YOU *BLEEP*ING WRITE *BLEEP*ING EMO POETRY, DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T *BLEEP*ING DO WHAT WE *BLEEP*ING WANT!"
Operation Intelligent Approach = Failed.
Ulquiorra withdrew his partially green head and sat down at his chair, not even bothering to clean off his face. He found a pair of black earplugs (everything in his room was black, of course) and stuck them inside his ears. And our favorite emo in Bleach began to write a song from his "deepest feelings".
I'm really tired of being yelled at
By that worthless piece of trash!
He gives me headaches,
High fevers, and a really bad rash. (A/N: Wow. Who knew he was allergic to cats?)
It doesn't help that I have a hole
In the middle of my neck.
I just wish that, really wish that, Grimmjow would go to heck.
And what's with all those stories
On this "fanfiction. net"?
I am emo, I admit it,
But I'm quite sure I'm het.
Good bye, Diary. I shall see you again tomorrow.
"So it was a diary," said Grimmjow over Ulquiorra's shoulder.
Then, he promptly went out into the hall and bellowed, "*BLEEP*ING PAY UP, *BLEEP*S!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!!"
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Review if you liked please! But like I said, no consequences if you don't feel like it. I sure as hell don't a lot of the time.
