Long Kiss Goodbye

Author's Note: I had a really hard time thinking up of this chapter..

SilentWitch:: Yup. I'm a Matsumoto Jun fan. DoS means extreme sadist. The Do is written in Japanese meaning extreme, and the S is short for sadistic. It's what the Arashi guys call him for his personality.

Disclaimer:: I, KawaiiTenshiCeres, does not own Ouran High School Host Club by Bisco Hatori or Long Kiss Goodbye by HALICALI.


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"This...feels really, really awkward."

Eyes stared at the quiet face of Yuri's fiance oddly. She knew him to make her angry to the point of wanting to send her followers to kill him...but for some strange reason, for the fewest months that she knew him, it felt odd to be acting so...normal to do things as going out on a date. Her eyes stared at Kyouya in suspicion, it was sometimes difficult to see past him, but she didn't know if he was really nice to her..or was it for business reasons. It made her feel suspenseful.

"Really? I thought commoners who are dating do this alot." he stated as Yuri looked down in thought.

"...Remember now...I-"

"You never had a boyfriend, since you were busy training to be a good wife right?" he interrupted as she slumped over, feeling lightly depressed.

"Smartass stalker." Yuri cursed poking out her tongue at him.

"It's been a habit of mine." Kyouya remarked with a smirk.

Yuri glanced down, as they were leaving the garden to head to the other building. She glanced back, feeling something was the matter, as she bit her lip in thought, and tucked a lock behind her ear. Kyouya gazed at her awkwardly, as he skimmed the area, seeing absolutely nothing in sight. Her eyes battered in thought, as she pouted lightly as the suspense made her felt like she was going to die any moment. She knelt down, as the Cool Type released her hand and rose an eyebrow.

"Why do I have to be so freakin' in suspense?!" she shouted slumping over.

"Yuri-san?" the raven hair host questioned.

Her hand covered her mouth, as she slammed her fist upon the ground, feeling slightly shocked. "Kyouya-san..It feels weird today..but I had a feeling that something that I want to avoid..." she whispered her eyes widening in shock, as she immediately arose. "Eh..Never mind that. Let's go." she smiled as Kyouya smiled, on the verge of laughing at her, realising she had nearly the same personality that Tamaki has.

"Jerk." Yuri muttered as she glanced around in thought. "EH! I just realised! I'm so forgetful!!"

Kyouya glanced at her, seeing her dig through her bag in a panic. He pushed up his glasses as his fiancee turned and held out his cell phone with a childish grin. He battered his eyes, as he delicately nodded to her, and took his phone and placed it in his pocket. "Thank you." he stated as Yuri nodded.

"I realised...I never been to LaQua.. Wonder if we'll get lost.." the brunette said softly as she covered her mouth, as she battered her eyes, as Kyouya sighed.

"I know where's it at. Hurry up." he stated as Yuri quickly nodded and tried to catch up with him.


"Where the hell did those guys go?"

Kyouya stared at the park filled with mainly families, as he saw Yuri looking around in thought. Her eyes stared blankly, as she noticed the stage for the Super Sentai series. She blushed as she was going to run off on her own to watch it, but unfortunately was held back by her fiance. She sighed and gained her posture and whipped out her cell phone. She tried a shot at calling Tamaki, but nothing occurred. Kyouya stared off into deep space, angry that those idiots had left him alone and was forced to look for them like a worried parent.

"Let's seperate and look for them, dude." she stated placing a hand through her hair. "I'll call you if I found someone." she said with a groan. "And..I wanted to watch the live show for the Super Sentai series.." she groaned as she walked away.

As Yuri disappeared into the crowd, the Cool Type's eyes stared off from where she had been gone to, as he closed his eyes and pushed up his glasses. "Those idiots." he muttered reminicing about what happened last time when he was dragged into the Department Store, and had to stick with Haruhi the whole time.

"Oh! Kyouya-senpai! Where's Yuri-senpai?" a voice questioned as Kyouya turned to see the twins, along with Mori and Hunny.

"She just left." he shrugged. "She ran off saying that she'll look for you guys, even though it would've been easier to call you." he sighed. "Oh..Where did Tamaki and Haruhi go?"

"Eh? We ditched Tono to do something else. He was so weird with her." Hikaru sighed.

"Besides, we were wondering how you reacted to waking up on Yuri's lap." Kaoru added.

"Huh? Oh! Look, look! Over there!" Hunny shouted, while on Mori's shoulders.

"Oh! Isn't that Tono with Yuri-senpai?" Hikaru questioned pointing to the crowd.

People were near the roller coaster area, as the others quickly ran. There, Tamaki was standing behind a slightly shocked afraid Haruhi. In front of them, was Yuri who was yanking another man away, on the verge of tears. An adult male, with blond hair, tied with a bandanna smirked, as he nodded to the teenager who held his fists up. Yuri slumped to the floor slamming her fist on the ground, having scratches on her arms.

"Senpai! Aniki! Stop it! You know Okaasan will kill you!" she said softly. "Damn it..Why aren't you guys listening?"

"Huh. So, that must be Yuri's Oniisan." Kyouya stated as he stood in the very back, seeing the gangsters brawling.

"Eh? Her Oniisan doesn't look like her." Kaoru remarked battering his eyes.

Yuri pulled Tamaki and Haruhi from the crowd, as she looked up with a light smile upon her face. She tilted her head and gave a small smile. "Haha. My suspicion came true." she stated looking down as she approached Kyouya and pressed her head on his chest. "I've been too much like a kid..Maybe I have to make myself more serious.." she said softly, as Kyouya battered his eyes.

"Takeshi! I wonder what's wrong with Yuri-chan.." Honey rose his head up in thought.

"Aah! L-Let's forget this tension. C-Come on! L-Let's head home!" Tamaki shouted as he stiffly proceeded out.


"..So they were fighting over her sister-in-law?"

The Hitachiin brothers and Hunny stared at Tamaki and Haruhi blankly. Yuri was asleep on Kyouya's shoulder as he glanced at his fellow host club members. The red headed twins sighed as they gazed at Kyouya for an explaination, as he simply kept the silence. The blond scratched the back of his head as he gazed up at the sunroof in thought. Haruhi noticed the awkward aura around the other Hosts as she had a slightly tiredsome look on her face.

"This sounds like a television drama." Hikaru remarked folding his arms over his chest.

"It actually sounds like it was something Renge created." Kaoru stated, furrowing his eyebrows.

A small bump on the road made the dead asleep Yuri turn over and yawn, making her mutter something in her sleep. "...Mmm..Mikami-sama..."

"Mikami-sama?" Hikaru mocked as Yuri sat up, with a half awake look on her face.

"Kyouya-saaaaan...Can you scream out 'Sakujo' or 'Kami' several times for me..pleeease..?" she said still in a dream-like trance. "You sound so much like Mikami-sama..." she said softly with a blush. "And..Tamaki-san, can you laugh like a psychopatic killer?...You somewhat remind me of Raito-sama..." she muttered closing her eyes once again.

The Host club members gazed at her awkwardly as she went off into her fangirlish dreamland. They were all thinking 'What is she thinking?' at the same time, not knowing about that particular anime she was referring to. They sighed, realising she was a closet Renge deep inside. They felt slightly annoyed by that little trait of hers, but knew she was able to help control the Shadow King in the morning afterall. They sighed as they glanced, watching the sunset.

"Well, then. Should we have a meeting about our upcoming events in here, I guess?"