WARNING: I will be adding elements of Mpreg into this. The male pregnancy may or may not happen, but there will be discussions on it. Most likely won't happen. Cause I love my oblivious harry.
This chapter is longer than it should be AND horrible with the switching of the tenses. This is what I get for going on hiatus.
WARNING: CEDRIC EATS CHO. skip this chapter if its not your thing. don't worry. she's alive in part 14.
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I am still hungry by the time I finish eating all of her non-toxic non-sexual internal organs. I growl and furrow my brows when I have to set a desk on fire to cook her colon. It does not smell appetizing but she needed to die for her wrongs. She had many. The pouch of fat below her navel squelches as I rip though it to reach everything. I will save her womanly parts for last – they taste the best and apparently she was on her menstrual when I killed her. Pussy blood is awesome. Too bad I'm painfully gay or else I would gladly fuck all of the girls in this damned wizards school just to suck their cunts on their periods.
I lick my teeth and realize too late my fangs have elongated. I highly doubt they will subside anytime soon so I have to think of something. That something happens to be my little fuck-toy. Harry Potter has the best ass, and I can hardly wait to kill him and suck him dry. I will even be nice enough to preserve his body and hang it on my wall in my room at home. I hang all of my most beautiful boys there. My favourite started as a ten year old Danish boy with a perky nose and laughing eyes, He ended as a 14 year old Danish slut with too many scars and a missing eye. Harry is my new one. I remember the Yule Ball. I would love to fuck him in the middle of the hall, but I will have to find a nice little corner.
As I continue to roast my ex-care giver and think on the Yule Ball I remember that December is mating season, which could cause some problems. Luckily I am so gay that I won't jump every woman I know, but also I'm nearing the year in which my sperm will hold too much magic. That is why it took me so long to be with Harry. He is too powerful. He could begin to carry a child. That is actually a very bad thing – If he carries my child, my spell with break causing him to see who I am. That will make me kill the baby, which will break the realization from Harry, and kill him.
My life is too complicated for six in morning, so I return to feasting on the healthy colon.
