Chaotic Angel7- lol sorry for the upcoming DxT and DxL encounters!! XD

WhatDoYouMeanI'mDrunk- that's embarrassing lol, I really didnt know ftw I swear. Its sounds good though XD I was already using it with my friends hehe. Ohh the Italian stuffs!! I used babelfish, they can translate phrases!, I got addicted to it! I love the Internet. XD.. but so sorry for the angst, it will get worst! I have this thing for drama. I'm sorry for the future chappys. Question! I just got curious, what's the story behind your username? It's interesting. XD

Brukaoru- sorry for the cliffhanger XD

EricDraven- yeah Lady does! I didn't notice it until I read it from a forum.

Dante's blade- thanks!! I'll try my best to update as often as I can.

SatanicParkofMadness- if Dante is president, I'll move in to USA XD. Yes yes!! kill Beryl, I hold you punch!! lol speaking of games, do you play sims? I saw this very detailed Trish sim character (dmc4) it's hot. With Lady and Dante, I feel like I'm biased, they have to have this moment together but I just, I couldn't write it, it's like i'll throw up. I can't see Dante with anyone except Trish. Don't be like that (whines) now I feel like I should meet your standards (cowers) what if I didn't?! I'm sorry if I would disappoint you in the later chapters friends?! XD btw, maximus decimus was from the movie gladiator lol then well, optimus prime rocks!

destructo- umm I deserve that.. but..i'm sorry again for this one (gets a shield)

Anbushadowfang- me too, thanks!!

...

Vergil didn't respond, Trish knows that he's the last person she wanted to confide her problems with. It's not because he didn't care, he just doesn't know how to sympathize.

"Let's go out" he said with a very boyish grin.

Trish scowled, she has never seen him like that before. He seemed playful all of the sudden, "Are you crazy?!" she hissed. Going out with your husband's brother is not really a very wise thing to do.

"No" he said defensively, "What's wrong with that? It's not like you're really married"

"Well" said Trish, she really wanted to go, she just feels it's not right. "Everyone thinks I am"

"I don't" he retorted, "And we're not going to do anything wrong, we're just going out"

Trish bit her lip, so this is what Vergil meant, persuasiveness runs in their blood. She wondered if Vergil can do that thing Auntie and Evie do when they wanted something so bad.

"We might get in trouble" Trish said, looking up at him with sapphire eyes. The sun peered through the clouds, hitting her face with an ephemeral glow.

"I can fix that, I'll take full responsibility" he assured, "besides, you won't get in trouble with me, Dante is, specially when Evie finds out he left you"

Trish transfixed her eyes on to the marble slabs, trying to find some more influence with the outcome of her decision. But what more vengeance could be too sweet than to go out with the older twin brother.

"It'll be just like good old times" he grinned. "and we'll get Dante for leaving you right?"

She turned to him with a glint of mischievousness in her eyes, "Where are we going?

...

La Grande Mela is by far the biggest shopping mall in Verona. It has three floors and houses an array of 130 shops, Cinema and Arcade Game Centers.

"Evie! Take me home right now!" Dante scorned. This was not his idea of a day out. Evie lured him out of the house, saying he'll like what he'll see. So, thinking of local bars and Italian babes, he took the bait. And now here he is, towering over everyone else (since everyone else are women, they'd giggle as they passed him by), he could have never been so humiliated "You know this is not the right place to hook me up with some chicks Evie"

"No!" she finalized as she browsed through another rack full of ladies' undergarments, "D'you think this would fit Trish?" she held out a set of pink bikinis. It was her delight to buy Trish all these clothes, she never knew how it felt like to have a baby sister (since she was younger of the two). She could have never been grateful enough Trish came to wear everything she couldn't.

He stuttered. First, he was in a place where no unmarried man would even dare wander—Ladies Underwear. Second, Evie is asking him about Trish's measurements. It was a another sad fact that he doesn't have a clue... yet.

"Do you know why I took you here?" Evie placed her hands on her hips, she was growing impatient with her nephew.

"No" he answered, though he had a strange feeling he does, and he's hoping right now that he's wrong.

Dante scratched his head as he tried not to meet Evie's eyes.

Evie laughed upon realizing Dante's weakness, "Dante" she called

"Hm?" He answered, keeping his head bowed down.

"What base are you in?" she asked, folding her arms over her chest, "With Trish, honestly"

Shit Dante thought, it took a while before he answered, "Base? Try Home Run, what else would you think?"

Evie bit her lip, she fought off her laughter as two small dimples emerged from either side of her cheeks. "Why don't you know her measurements?" she asked, surely Trish and Dante have been together long enough, something might already have happened between the two of them.

"I'm a dude" said Dante, trying to fight off Evie, trying to piece up every bit of his reputation (what's left of it). "dudes don't measure!"

"Dudes estimate" Evie laughed, "You're not even on second base yet are you?!" she accused, pointing at him and laughing, it was loud enough to be heard by several women who all giggled.

"Keep it down!!" Dante hissed

Evie tried to control herself, "You haven't touched her?" she whispered as she placed the bikini back to a rack which was clearly not where it came from.

"Tch" Date scorned irritatingly

"I knew it!" said Evie they spoke with their voices down, "you put a pussy on a pedestal!" she never said that before, but due to the strong influence of American sex comedies in her leisure time, she was able to do so.

"I do not!" he said back, completely bewildered with his Aunt's choice of words. But he was honest, sex was very attainable for him, but with Trish, it's a risk he's not so sure if it's worth taking, "it's not like that with her"

Evie could have laughed harder if Dante hadn't nudged her lightly. Her short spiky hair seemed spikier than usual whenever she's having fun.

"Quit it" he hushed, "You know her, she's not easy" that was his problem, of course he wanted her, he does for a very long time now. But he couldn't touch her, she won't let him.

Now.. How could he be sure of that if he hasn't even tried.

Evie have stopped laughing, they were now walking away from the dreaded section, "Wow.." she sighed, feeling incredulous, "you really have this ting for her huh?" she might have a neck cramp by looking at him like this, it's either he's too tall or she's just too short.

Dante rolled his eyes, "you think?" he said sarcastically.

They entered another lingerie boutique and the moment Evie stepped into the fitting room, he stowed away. Evie was very much determined to help out her nephew, there won't be a problem after all, if the feelings are real, then everything would go according to her plan.

Dante got to his feet, If Evie stepped out of there and asked him if it looks good on her, he swear he'll kill himself.

Then he bumped into a very unlikely person

"What are you doing here?" he asked, "Are you stalking me?"

Lady laid down the display garment, "Excuse me?" she raised her eyebrows, "You're the one in a lingerie boutique"

Dante paused, she's got a point.

"What are you doing here?" she asked him, of all places in the world Dante would never be this desperate to fish in a lingerie boutique

"Dante.." Evie called from the fitting room in a sing song tune.

"Shit" he muttered, "C'mon" he pulled Lady along before Evie could realize he's gone.

...

And so they went to that place Vergil wanted to frequent, But never did he had the opportunity to do so.. Until now.

"Go! get it, get it", she cheered beside him much like an 8 year old girl through the looking glass of a very average crane booth.

And he, in desperate attempt to please his companion, tried his best to make it seem like he's straining a lot of effort with a crane booth.

They decided earlier that it would be a lot cooler and wise, but mostly cooler if they would be disguised. The logic is simple it would be severely bizarre and humiliating to find two fully grown individuals rocking out in an aracade.

So there they were, dressed in clothes they would never be caught wearing. Normal teenage clothes, that includes Vergil's band shirt, black chucks, nerdy glasses (grade less) and a dark gray bonnet pushing all of his hair down. Trish was wearing a school uniform, she copied it from a bevy of teenage girls she saw earlier. It was a white ruffled blouse under a gray jumper skirt with a red petticoat.

Vergil was impressed of course, since he had to go through all the hassle of changing while she just have to put out a black cloak, then she's all done. His reply was brief but very honest. "Wow Trish" he said, studying her uniform from Hunter High School, an exclusive school down 5th avenue, "Thanks for fulfilling my fantasy"

They looked okay, if you don't know who they are, who would think that they're not as human as everyone else. But if you're aware that they're not that human then yeah, they look ridiculous. They spent their time killing each other off in every arcade booth. With Vergil, "his all geekiness" as dubbed by Trish (she was bitter of course, she would have never won a damn thing if she hadn't requested for Vergil to go easy on her), beating other kid's pitiful high scores effortlessly. By the time they got tired of it, three letters prevailed above others V&T.

Not to mention a ticket count which definitely caused a scene, specially when Dante and Lady tried to see what the fuss is all about. Sure enough, Lady laughed because Vergil was easily recognizable, but she couldn't make out what his companion looked like, other than a very statuesque school girl."I didn't know he had a girlfriend" she mused, pushing Dante playfully by the arm. "underage too!" (Trish displayed a short, strawberry blonde hair).

Despite her amazing disguising skills, she would never escape Dante. Maybe it was just his natural instincts, she could disguise her self over and over but he knows. Or maybe because it didn't miss his eyes... that ring she was wearing around her finger, "He doesn't" said sternly, that's my wife.

The ticket count finally finished and everyone cheered and were at awe. They just made a ticket count history in that place. she never knew it could be such a big thing, Vergil was not even at is best. Trish looked over her shoulder and transfixed her eyes on a desolated spot at a distant, she felt someone was looking at her.

"What do you want?" asked Vergil as he noticed a very likable prize for Trish's efforts. They could have anything in the prize section, immediately she shook the thought away as she turned to him and smiled.

Vergil was well aware of his brother's presence a while ago. He knew sooner or later they'll bump into each other. Maybe because he wanted Dante to see the two of them together. Make him suffer the consequences of his actions. And also, maybe he wanted him out of her mind...even just for one day.

Dante on the other hand, wasn't able to concentrate on what Lady was telling him earlier. His mind is very much pre-occupied right now. But Lady tried to make the time they had worthwhile. Even if it means that he won't be paying attention at all. He blankly stared at something and his common reply to her questions would be "Hmm". Dante was aware that Lady was being too generous today, not at all minding his sudden lack of interest.

...

"C'mon Trish" Vergil protested, "Of all the god awful things in the world.." he was trying to catch up with Trish who was stomping away, clutching a giant Pikachu stuffed doll..

"Pikachu, I choose you" she recalled him teasing her earlier as he picked the prize and handed it to her. She was devastated of course, though she liked Pikachu (coz it's cute and has Pikachu powers), she would never admit that to Vergil, he'll have a dozen or two more reasons to name her Pikachu.

So when it was her turn to pick a prize, she chose something that would inflict damage twice as bad. "Here" she said as she tied a woven band around his wrist. "well that's not bad" he said as she walked away, that's when he realized the initials on his double knotted, navy blue wrist band, WWJD.

Trish laughed, "You gave me a prize, I gave you a prize, that's seemed fair" she stopped walking to study his expression

Vergil frowned, "No it's not, what the hell would I need this for."

"Inspiration!" Trish laughed, she surely got the best of Vergil this time. "Say, if you're planing to destroy the world and you seem to run out of ideas how to do it, ask yourself Verg, What Would Jesus Do?" she laughed again.

Vergil rolled his eyes, "Gee, that would help a lot, thanks Trish.." he said sarcastically.

...

When Dante got home, he realized that the house was awfully quiet. He also feels guilty about his behavior towards Lady earlier, he promised to make it up for it soon.

"Welcome back, Young Sir" Jade greeted, she was just a little taller than Evie, her complexion was fair and almost luminescent.

"Where are the people?" he asked

"Ms. Elena paid a visit, The Lady Isabela and Sir Benedict went out with her for dinner" she said with a curtly bow.

"Where's Trish?" he asked again, walking past the corridor to his room. Jade promptly followed him, her hands clasped in her front.

"She and Sir haven't returned" said Jade politely, her English has gotten better, she even lost her accent. Vergil was addressed Sir because he's older than Dante. And Dante was stuck with Young Sir which irritates him a lot since Vergil was just several minutes old.

"When she gets back tell her--" he turned and noticed that another maidservant was following Jade from behind. "So she's the new arrival" he snickered.

Immediately, the new arrival flushed and gave him a very low bow. "ChanLu shall attend to the Young Miss" said Jade with a proud smile.

"Cool.." said Dante as they entered his room, Jade and ChanLu stood by the circular common room.

"If the young sir wishes for something.." said Jade

"I'll call you, I know.." Dante cut her off.

Jade bowed, ChanLu copied her, then they exited the room.

All of the maidservants in the household were dressed accordingly, Evie is most likely the suspect for all that. She dressed them all in a black pencil cut skirt with a colored sash on their waist. They looked a lot more like office secretaries rather than maidservants.

The Personal attendants, namely Ben who presides over Auntie; Jade, presiding over the twins (she was originally Evie's, but due to her mistress' orders, she was to attend to the twins for the time being); and ChanLu, who shall preside over the Young Miss.

Jade and ChanLu were both of Asian descent, they were trained under Ben's security agency and were at the top of their class. Jade was a lot older than ChanLu, and she wore a wine colored sash around her waist. ChanLu on the other hand, is much too young, but due to Auntie's request that what Trish needs is a companion near her age (so she won't get lonely in the house), exceptions were made by Ben.

Nevertheless, both of them are skilled in several fields of fighting and can speak at least three languages.

Dante woke up the next day, he groaned, he was suppose to stay up and wait for Trish. But he dozed off since he cannot fight that irritatingly tiring day with Evie. ChanLu and Jade are usually not in their posts, but a single call would prompt them to heed their master's request. He walked up towards the common room and sat on the maroon lounge.

"What time did you get home?" he called, he saw Trish brushing her hair. She peered outside her door and saw Dante holding up her giant Pikachu stuffed doll, he was looking at it with curiosity and maybe even dislike if it came from Vergil. Trish smiled to herself as she tiptoed her way to sit beside him. "I got home pretty early" she lied, it was obvious, she was smiling. She was trying to say early..for the next day.

Dante squinted his eyes playfully at her, "Where were you?" he asked again,

Trish snatched Pikachu away, "I was with Vergil at the mall"

Dante was a little stunned since he was not expecting Trish would be so honest about it, he realized there was nothing to worry about after all.. since they were just playing arcade...Trish with Vergil... together... history...details he doesn't know about..

"How bout you?" Trish asked, now that's something Dante should be worried about.

"I was with Evie" he said, turning his back on her, maybe she doesn't need to know about Lady. It's really nothing, they just had coffee, it's nothing significant, nothing Trish should know about.

"Next time I'll take you to the mall" he said bitterly.

Trish smiled to herself.

He was innocently tuning his acoustic guitar (he left it there, leaning at the back of the lounge the other day) when suddenly, he felt Trish. Her arms were wrapped around his waist, but most importantly he could feel her breast on his back.

He tensed "Trish, what are you doing?" his voice could have broken off, if he didn't try to steady himself.

"I'm hugging you" she answered casually with her eyes closed and her cheeks on his back.

Dante didn't want to disrupt the moment, but she was wearing such a thin blouse and he was already thinking of...

"Are you getting carried away?" he asked confusedly as he turned to her, putting an end to that short lived display of affection.

"No" Trish answered, her lips were pouted, "you're the one who said we should start acting like a couple. What's wrong with me hugging you" she had fun with Vergil, but she felt like she hadn't seen Dante for a long time, even if Vergil is his twin or even if she has been away from him a lot longer before. She missed him, and it was just one day.

"Well.." Dante hesitated, "don't" he stood up and walked to the other side of the room..

Trish will never take no for an answer, "why?" she followed him

He turned to her, "why are you following me?" he asked, he was hoping this will not lead to another wound on his ego, he had enough to last him a decade. Thanks Evie.

"Because" said Trish, "I want to know why you're pushing me away, every time I get close to you, you push me away!"

Dante sighed, he never really saw it like that before, she deserved to know the truth, and this is not going to be easy for him, "Look, Trish" he began.

Trish had the pose on as she waited for his answer.

"We're partners and sometimes its hard for me not to think of you as someone..." he didn't finish that sentence. He paused, Trish waited for his response patiently.

"I know we're professionals" he scratched his head, "it's hard for me to act like a pro if you're all..." Trish's eyes narrowed so he decided not to finish that sentence either.

Dante groaned looking up at the ceiling, thinking of a better way to say it out without offending her, not that it's offensive but she might find it wrong, though it's just natural. After all he's a man, she's a woman, how hard can that be to explain? Very hard..

"You're pretty hot" he thought to himself that a compliment should go first, or not, "And sometimes... most of the times I find you.." he swallowed. There is just no possible way than an explanation like this would go on without the technical terms. He started blaming his parents, maybe this would have been easy if he had been relayed to the birds and the bees. Then again there is no way he can use animals as a metaphor for this, that would be way freaky.

"I turn you on" she finished the sentence for him.

"Worst"

"I arouse you"

Dante bit his lip, he wasn't expecting that, he might have stopped with her first statement but her second caught him dead on. "That's pretty blunt" he managed to say. "and as you can see, You're giving me a hard time, I'm trying not to trespass"

Trish rolled her eyes, "So that's it" she said disappointedly, "you won't let me hug you because I make you horny" she pursed her lips to the side.

Dante sighed, "Not really" he was having a hard time saying it, "just that you caught me off guard" so he slumped back on the velvety lounge, with his back facing her.

Trish just stood there laughing to herself privately.

"What are you waiting for?" he demanded, "you want to hug me right? Hug me already" he sounded almost like he's doing her a favor by permitting her to embrace him. But in fact, he wanted her to hug him twice as bad. And it's a good thing that he's not facing her because he felt his cheeks getting hot.

Trish sat beside him and went on to wrap her ams around him one more. Her warmth, her scent, Dante bit his lip with pleasure...then

"Dante!!" Evie busted their door open and caught them in the act. Dante jumped to his feet while Trish sat up right pushing a lock of hair behind her ear, her head bowed.

"Can't you knock?" Dante scorned, not only did Evie had enough damage on him the other day, but she ruined this moment, why hadn't she thought of getting back at him later when they're finished.

Her fury regarding Dante leaving her was gone, and a thick blush made its way through her cheeks.

"don't mind me" said Evie, as she went out, very embarrassed, "Just go on with what you're doing" she called from the outside.

Trish held both of her hands over her blushing cheeks, "And she saw me hugging you.. me.." she whined, teary eyed with embarrassment.

Dante chuckled at least it's not on him this time.

AN

late update sorry guys lol WWJD XD

completely off topic but.. severus snape rocks :D

I hope you like this chap though, more embarrassments to come. Thanks Evie.. I just realized there is an Evie pokemon!! nice.. lol XD

it has always been a speculation, whether something already happened between Trish and Dante. well, he is a suave, horn dog but maybe.. when it comes to Trish, he might put a p... never mind guys.. XD (no more 40 yr old virgin for me)