lol, more puppies. I'm so lucky.
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE NARUTO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!
Oh, and Btw, Hidan swears a LOT in this chapter.

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I was afraid of what was inside the box. More puppies? Or maybe dog crap. I was hoping for crap. But my luck guided me in other ways. And I took the box inside. Placing it inside of the last box that came. I opened up the box to see the puppies this time. More weirdo's... Probably Akatsuki. This time there were only two puppies though instead of three. I sighed in a deep releif. But then I sighed in disbeleif. I was stuck with probably FIVE count it, FIVE S-Rank Criminals. And three children I didn't know at all.

I opened the box some more and the two puppies tryed jumping out. I grabbed them quickly though and threw them in my room. I also put a container of salt in there. I hurried to the kitchen and began making pancakes. I had to make a lot. I mean a LOT. I made about Twenty pancakes. And I was glad when I was done. Everyone hurried into the kitchen when I called for breakfast. Two new faces. Just great.

The one swore after every word and the other talked about how much I had to have saved to have bought my house. He apparently likes money. He was practically made of stitches. And he looked like a dismanteled rug. I hadn't paid much attention to everyone walking in the room, but the one who swore I took notice to him being COMPLETELY nude. He had no pants on or anything. At least the money crazed one had the decency to put some pants on.

I sighed and dragged the one to my room. Everyone else enjoyed the pancakes.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU FUCKING PLAN ON TAKING ME BITCH?!" I sighed and went to my dresser. I threw some pants at him.

"Have the indecency to take a pair of pants. By the way, my name's Claire." I said as I turned around once he was done. I put out my hand for a hand shake. He didn't shake it obviously just to be a huge jackass.

"Fucken name's Hidan. Don't give a shit about you. You could fucking die now. I could give a shit." He said as he walked out of the room pulling his pants up more. I grabbed his shoulder and turned him around to meet eye to eye with him.

"Don't give me that shit." I said with my voice now hard, and unvibrant. Which was unnormal.

"The hell is fucking wrong with you?" He asked wondering about my change in tone so quickly.

"I'm not gonna be dealing with an ass like you. If you wanna be so mean, LEAVE, and stay a dog. I could care less." I said as I shoved him out of my room.

I headed in front of him and sat down at my seat and ate pancakes. I was quiet, and everyone else was vibrant with talk. Although Saskue continued bickering with Tobi. And I began to get a head ache listening to Hidan swearing and fighting with Kakuzu. And then there was Naruto who CONTINUOUSLY bothered Sakura. Tobi sat next to Deidara and continued and continued to repeat, "SEMPAI? SEMPAI? SEMPAI?" and I could have just shot everyone there.

I sighed and continued to eat my pancake outside (Do we remember what she's wearing? :D) I headed outside with my food and listened to the crickets and locusts again. Their chirps soothing my mind so quickly and calmly. They didn't need to touch me. They simply said, "hello!" with their kind and heartwarming chirps.

I noticed a figure in my backyard AGAIN.

"So Claire..." He said blushing and with a nosebleed.

"Wha- OH GOD." I yelled when I looked down at my toplessness and thong. I ran inside with a huge blush. I ran to my room and slammed the door closed and locked it. I ran over to my bed and shoved my head into the pillow. Tears were flowing down my face like a river. And I felt so embarassed. I could have slit my throat right there. Why didn't anyone at the table say anything?! I thought. I was angry, and frustrated. I punched my pillow a few times, and then cryed more.

I was hating these two days so much...

I got up and put some decent clothes on. Which was a simple camo cami that showed my cleavage a bit (I didn't mind at all), and a green fishnet over it. Then I wore blue shorts. I had some underarmer on under it. Once I finished getting dressed I grabbed my diary, and began to write an entry.

Dear Diary,

Well, today fucking sucked. Kiba saw my boobs and it's only around 9 am. I suck at life. What's the whole point of being? God I fucking hate everything.

Worst part of all is I'm stuck with loosers who are stuck as puppies. Five of those loosers are Akatsuki members. Eight extra fucking mouths to feed.

I better be getting money back from each and every one of them. Or else they're each getting a good punch in the face. GAH! I have terrible anger issues.

It's a bad habit for me to start blabbing on about how I want to kill someone. Of course I won't though. Firstly, I don't got the gut. Second, killing is

against the law. I probably would be a mass murderer like the Akatsuki, but I know how to control myself. *Input Deep Sigh* I made a huge

breakfast for the beggers. It gave me a terrible head ache just to listen to everyone bickering, or yelling... Or Fucking Swearing. My newest guest is

a huge religous guy. His name's Hidan, and if he doesn't stop swearing I WILL smack him around. In his most vulnerable state of course. *Input Giggle*

It's fun having them around though. I havn't had anyone other than Kiba come to my house before. It's exciting, and I don't feel so lonely in my new home.

I was going to go to the shelter and get a puppy, but then they appeared... I have to get rid of the kids. They are just a huge headache....

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

It was my bedroom door being knocked on. Everyone had probably finished breakfast and were waiting for me to come out and instruct on how to do the dishes. I laughed to myself a bit at the thought. They probably wouldn't help me for crap. I laughed again, hearing the loud knocking once more. I got up off of my bed. I hurried over to my closet and placed my diary on the top shelf. I grabbed the salt filled bowl and put it up on the top of my dresser.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS TAKING YOU SO FUCKING LONG?!?!" I jumped a bit when I heard his loud voice. It disrupted the calm sounds of birds in the morning. Their cooing entering through my window that I had opened in the night because it gets very hot.

"GIVE ME A SECOND." I yelled out snapping from my daze and hurrying over to the door. I heard a few poofs, and then unlocked it. I opened it slightly and got a wrath of puppies pushing on the door and jumping on me.

I sighed and said, "At least one of you guys is helping with the dishes." At that thought everyone jumped off of me and backed away, other than Tobi, who simply looked at me confused, and then licked my face. I hugged him, and then put him off of me. I grabbed the closest puppy other than Tobi near me. Witch happened to be the half black and half white man. I didn't know his name yet. This could be a great time to get to know him! I smiled at that thought and I got up, holding the puppy in my hand. I moved him into different posistions, not knowing which one would work. Most of them turned out awkward, so I just left him hanging in my hand.

"Why did you choose me?" He asked with a soft voice. It cooed in the air and made me blush a little. His voice was calm, and sounded so nice. I wanted to hug him.

"WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?" He asked with his darker tone of voice. It snapped me back to where we were going.

"The kitchen." I said not realizing his question.

"What?" His kind voice asked.

"We're going to the kitchen." I told him, still not even realizing what his question was.

"RETARD. I ASKED WHY YOU CHOSE ME TO DO THIS DAMN CHORE WITH YOU." His dark tone of voice made me jump a little, but I looked down at him. We made it into the kitchen right when I was going to answer.

"You were the closest puppy near me." I said. And then it hit me. They could all talk as puppies? I looked down at him and smiled. I shrugged and grabbed the salt container from my highest cabinet that was above my sink. I placed him on the floor, where he simply sat down. And I shook some salt onto his head.

POOF!

A nude man was in front of me, I blushed a deep red and ran to the bathroom to get a towel. I hurried back and threw it at him. He stared at me with a smirk.

"What?!" I asked furiously. He smiled and then turned to his normal face. Wich was blank. I smiled at him. And then sighed. I turned my head to the many dishes in the sink I learned that they ate EVERYTHING I made. I sighed and grabbed two towels, handing one over to the man. I grabbed a dish and began to scrub.

"So," I began. Trying to make small talk as we did the dishes, "I don't know you're name."

He smiled to me, not with his angery smile but a smile that seemed like it cooed, just like his soft and kind voice. "Zetsu," He said at first, "Fucking like it or don't." His angerier voice replied back.

I smiled and continued onto another dish, "It's a nice name." I said with my mousey voice. I felt like a mouse then. And he was a huge Venus flytrap. He was a bit taller, and larger than me.

"Th, thanks..." His voice went into the air, and it made me blush a deeper red. He had finished three dishes while I was on my fourth. I smirked. There were luckily only 13 plates. Then I looked at the silverware. They were everywhere at the bottom of the sink. They had hidden themselves below the plates.

"So," He began this time. His voice sounding a bit raspy. I couldn't tell if he was blushing, but I think he was due to my comment, "What do you think will happen if we break this damn Jutsu?" His darker voice asked me.

"You might kill me. And if anyone else finds out about you then I can just move. Although..." I said biting my lip. I was remembering how kind Kiba had been the past few days or so. He was pacient at where she worked, concidering she worked at a daycare with him. He was so.... The oppisite.

"Although?" His kinder voice asked.

"Well," I blushed thinking about Kiba, "I think I like this one guy."

He looked at me with a bitter smirk and then smiled. His face, which now I could tell, was in fact red. I smiled and blushed a bit. We had finished the plates by now and started on silverware.

"So what's that guys name?" He asked me. I was trying to depict from his voice if he was curious or just trying to talk to help time go by.

"K, Kiba." I said slowly. And he surprised me by slowing down on his half of the silverwear.

"Hm." He said to himself quietly. I blushed, and my hair wasn't covering my face.

"But, I'm not sure if he's right for me. I'm almost the complete opposite." I said with a sigh. He looked at me again.

"You're much luckier than me, and Kakuzu." He said quietly.

"Why?" I asked blushing. I wanted to know more about him.

"Becuase... We look, different...." He said turning his head down. I put all of my silverware down and went over and hugged him.

"You don't look different. You look pretty cute." I said to him. He had stopped, and his face was at a full red state.

"You, don't understand." His voice staying calm and quiet.

"What don't I understand?" I asked as I let go of him and backed up to my dishes post.

"I have a freakish habit..." He said even more quietly. I heard him though. I continued the dishes.

"What habbit?" I asked in a low voice like him.

He looked at me, and turned his face down to continue, "Cannibalism." He told me just as he finished with his part of the dishes. He threw everything that he used to wash the dishes on a counter to the left of the sink and hurried out of the room.

"I can make do." I told myself happily finishing my half of the dishes. I was a bit freaked out at first. But if he eats other people, then we can't help it. And you know what, he seems pretty decent. I decided that point on I would get him some..... Human flesh.

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As the day went on I got to know everyone a bit better. And when it was 6:00 I hurried to my room to get changed. I looked in my closet and found two dresses I liked. One being blue, and having noodle straps and it went down just a few inches below my knees. I giggled to my term. The other dress was a dark shade of green and went down to my knees and it hat no straps what-so-ever. I sighed. Both dresses were really pretty. And my date was at 7...

I heard prancing footsteps coming into my room and I turned my head to see Tobi. And then Zetsu came in. With Hidan and Kakuzu following. Then Sakura and Naruto. Then lastly came Saskue and Deidara glaring at eatchother. Probably just a predicament earlier. I looked at them all and held up the two dresses. Tobi went on my leg jumping.

"Which dress you guys?" I asked, with mostly everyone heading for my strapless dress. Then there was Sakura and Zetsu on the other side. I laughed.

"Six to two!" I said happily. Zetsu looked down and padded under my bed. I didn't pay no mind to him because he had no perverted thoughts, or at least so far I knew him.

"Could everyone leave please? Although..." I grabbed Sakura, "Could you stay. I need you're help on somthing else." Everyone wanted to stay and hear about where I was going but I shoved them out with my foot. They all scratched on the door.

"I have a problem." I began to tell Sakura, "But I don't have any bra's that match with this color. Nor do I have any strapless bra's. I have one clear strapped bra but it's in the laundry." I told her.

She looked at me, "Well, Black would go best with that if you have it. Or you could coordinate it with a light green color and wear light green pants that match it." She told me walking over to my closet and looking around. She grabbed a light green bra and pulled it out. It fell in front of my bed. I paid no attention to it. Until she threw over some light green pants and the bra was missing.

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