Prussia stared out into nothing, probably because he was really bored. His torso was on the window sill, his legs supporting him from inside Germany's living room, and his arms dangling outside the window.
"So...fucking...bored..." he muttered to himself.
Germany walked into the living room and stared at his brother. Had the beer finally gotten to him?
"Please don't do that brother..." He walked over and tried to pull Prussia back in by his legs, but Prussia was holding on to Germany's house beneath the window sill.
"Hey, look, a bird! Come here and let Ore-sama take a picture of you!" Prussia pulled out his cellphone and started taking pictures of the bird on the tree outside of Germany's house.
Germany pulled him in forcefully, and Prussia smacked right into the floor. He sat up, "What the fuck, West?!!"
The younger half of the brothers groaned, "Kindly sober up so we can eat pasta in peace..."
"Guhh?" Prussia floated his way back to the couch and lay there, his back towards his brother, and started snoring. At times like these, Germany started to wonder if they were really related, or if Prussia was even human.
Ludwig wanted so badly to kick him out. SO BADLY.
But he knew he couldn't do that to his own brother, sighed once more, and smiled, "I'll wake you up when it's time to eat, then..."
He started to go back to the kitchen, when Prussia muttered something, "Hey, West..."
"Hm?"
"You...as your brother...Ore-sama is saying this..."
"Saying what?"
"The thing is..."
"..."
"Have you invaded Italy's vital regions yet?"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Prussia had sat up on the couch, balancing a beer on one hand, and smirking at Germany.
Red-faced, Germany turned away from his brother, "W-WE'VE DONE NO SUCH THING!!!! WHY WOULD WE?!"
"Hmm..." Prussia stared at the back of Germany's head, obviously trying to intimidate him, "You don't have to fucking deny it."
"T-THERE'S NOTHING TO DENY!! And please don't say that word!!" He stomped quickly into the kitchen.
More Prussia and Germany fluff. Well, sort of. BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. MORE PRUSSIA IS NEEDED. NOW.
