Title: Going Sane (title under construction)

Pairings: SasuNaru (main), KakaIruk, ShikaNeji, KibaHina, LeeSaku, and maybe some others along the way.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. All I own is this sad excuse for a fan fiction.

Rating: I'd say PG, but maybe it will go up in following chapters )

Warnings: My first Fan Fiction ever, so watch out! ) other then that, this is a YAOI fic. Yaoi means boyxboy. If you don't like then please leave. No one is forcing you to read this and I don't want your flames. Thank you.

Summery: Sasuke's an anthropologist on a quest. Naruto's an orphan in the Amazon Rainforest. What will happen when these to boys meet? Guess you'll have to read to find out! D

Me: hello again!

Myself: yay! Somebody came back!!!!

And I: Someone thinks our story is interesting/worth reading!!!!

PrincessBiteMe: Psht! I told you they would come back! And you were worried…; )

Me: Well then let's get this show started!

Myself: Yes let's

And I: I agree!

PrincessBiteMe: well it's unanimous then! Now go! Have some laughs! I dare you!!! ; )

Chapter 2: The Naked Man

Sasuke was dreaming. Or at least he thought he was dreaming. Because why else would there be an old man hovering over him, staring curiously into his face? Obviously this wasn't a common occurrence; therefore, he concluded, it had to be a dream.

The old man had very puffy white hair that stuck out in odd angles all about his head and it was only held back by a strange looking head band with foreign markings on it. On his face there wear two red tattoos that looked like tear streaks. All in all the old man did look quite a bit strange, but that wasn't the weirdest thing about the whole situation.

The weirdest thing was: that the old man was naked. Undressed, Nude, Naked, wearing nothing his birthday suit and nothing else for the world to see. This just made Sasuke even more sure that he was still asleep, because why the hell else would there be a nude old man staring at him?

Slightly weirded out with what his subconscious had come up with, Sasuke closed his eyes for a second and when he opened then the man had disappeared. Satisfied that the dream was gone he rolled over and drifted back to sleep.

Sasuke was only asleep for little more then two minutes before he was ripped out of sleep by an ear-splitting scream. He bolted up right in bed then threw on some clothes to go see what all the noise was about. Exiting his tent, Sasuke ran right into chaos. Apparently the same person who had woken up Sasuke had also woken up half the camp.

Looking around Sasuke saw with some amusement that the scream had surprised Lee so much that he obviously hadn't been awake when he had dressed himself. He had his green jumpsuit on backwards and had one arm not even in the sleeve. Lee was also ready for action, holding his pillow at the ready. Sasuke could tell that he would take a swing at anyone near him which was just what he did. Sasuke watched as a tired Neji got too close then… WHAM! Neji was on the ground and Lee was bouncing around victoriously, while shouting "I got the thief I did it! The power of youth has aided me in my conquest to stop the culprit!" Sasuke actually wanted to laugh, but Uchihas don't laugh.

"That old guy stole a pair of my underwear!" Sakura screamed while running outside "Sasuke, go stop him!"

" Great, just my luck" muttered Sasuke. Scanning the camp, he spotted a flash of white and pink in between two big trees at the edge of their camp. Springing to action, Sasuke raced after the blur.

"Good thing I run every day to stay in shape" thought Sasuke following the naked man from his dream " Wait a minute… does that mean that there really WAS a naked old man staring at me while I slept?! He is dead."

Each step brought Sasuke closer and closer to the retreating back of the figure he was chasing. Finally when Sasuke thought he almost had the man, he disappeared! The old man was two steps away from Sasuke one minute and then the next minute he was gone.

"What the---"

Blah….sorry I don't really like the ending of this one. I kind of got in a funk and had serious problems trying to write this… :-P but yeah this is my attempt at humor. So I would really like some feedback on whether or not you thought this was funny.

-PrincessBiteMe-

(Oh and I'm sorry for any editing mistakes and such. I also have this problem where I change from first person to third without knowing it…hehehe . )