Title: Going Sane (heck I can't think of a better title so it is staying as this…)
Pairings: SasuNaru (main), KakaIruk, ShikaNeji, KibaHina, LeeSaku, and maybe some others along the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. All I own is this sad excuse for a fan fiction.
Rating: I'd say PG, but maybe it will go up in following chapters )
Warnings: My first Fan Fiction ever, so watch out! ) other then that, this is a YAOI fic. Yaoi means boyxboy. If you don't like then please leave. No one is forcing you to read this and I don't want your flames. Thank you.
Summery: Sasuke's an anthropologist on a quest. Naruto's an orphan in the Amazon Rainforest. What will happen when these to boys meet? Guess you'll have to read to find out! D
PrincessBiteMe: wow I'm tired….
Me, Myself, And I: So are we! You worked us to death!!!! -Collapse into a pile on the floor-
PrincessBiteMe: Hehehehe sorry about that….But the darn chapter wouldn't write itself!!!! Anyways you go ahead a read!
Thoughts
"Speaking"
Chapter 3- What the…?!
(I'm switching points of view!!!! -hint hint-)
(Naruto's POV)
Where the hell did that pervert go?Thought Naruto Uzumaki furiously probably looking at women…Again
He searched the village as he strolled up and down the narrow dirt lanes they called streets. In fact calling Konaha a village was probably pushing it. It was more like a clump of huts in the middle of the forest, but it was home. Besides it didn't matter how many huts there were because everyone usually slept outside under the trees anyways. Yes, it did rain like every two seconds but the people of Konaha had been born into this rain. There was a saying that his village had "the people of the rain forest are born wet, grow old wet, and then the die wet." But then the people also said that the rain was sacred and it carried messages and gifts down from the gods. Whatever the rain was for everyone was use to it, so it was second nature to them to be wet, and that was that.
Grumbling about having to go find the pervert before he got into trouble, Naruto spotted his best friend Kiba.
"Hey Kiba! How's it going?" Naruto yelled to his friend.
"Hey Naruto!" Kiba replied while jogging over to where Naruto stood "Nothing much is happening with me. How about you?"
"I'm searching for Jiraya. Tsunade sent me to drag his sorry ass back to her hut so she can yell at him for always watching the women. Only problem is I can't find him! Do you have any ideas where he's gone??"
"Yeah I say him sneaking off into the forest a while ago. He seemed to be heading for the Great tree."
Why would he be going to the Great Tree? Naruto pondered as he said goodbye to Kiba and ran off towards the trees.
The Great Tree was the biggest tree in the forest. It was said to have been the mother of the forest, and therefore was a sacred figure for the villagers. Sometimes people would bring small tokens and lay them in between the roots of the tree, either in thanks or in hopes that their wishes would be granted.
Even Naruto had laid a token between the roots of the Great Tree in hopes that it would bring his parents back from the land of spirits, but the Great Tree had not granted his wish. So Naruto put on a smile, and went on with his life as if nothing had happened. But deep down inside it still hurt to see all the other kids with their parents.
Shaking the thoughts of his parents from his mind, Naruto wove his way through the forest to the Great Tree. He heard rustling leaves in front of him, and he quickly scurried up the nearest tree.
Every kid who grew up in the forest knew the rules; If you hear anything out of the ordinary, take to the tree tops for safety. There are plenty of large animals that wouldn't hasten to make you their next meal.
Hiding behind the leaves of the tree he was in, Naruto plotted his next step of action.
Should I stay up here till danger has past like a good boy, or should I risk it and go see what made the noise? Curiosity eventually won the battle of plans, and Naruto slid from branch to branch as quietly as he could till he caught up with the animal that was making all the noise.
It turned out to be a human, like himself but one Naruto had never seen before. He was wearing some strange looking garments, and was whipping his head back and forth as if searching for something. The human's skin was a very pale color that contrasted with Naruto's own tan flesh, and he had hair that was as dark as night and stuck up at an odd angle. His hair reminded Naruto of a certain type of bird's tail. The bird was often seen strutting about like it was king of the forest, much like this human was doing now. The thought made Naruto snicker to himself.
Naruto drew his gaze away from the human, and scanned the area. He lifted his eyes to the surrounding tree tops and spotted a flash of pink mixed in with the green of the leaves.
Jiraiya! That dirty pervert! What does he think he's doing out here without his loin cloth on? Naruto thought outraged but also slightly amused. For there sitting in a tree a few feet away from Naruto's own perch, sat Jiraiya who was giggling to himself and watching the human with an emotion akin to triumph.
Realizing that Jiraiya was the one the human was looking for, Naruto was sorely tempted to reveal where the pervert was hiding. But he didn't because then Tsunade would have skinned him alive! No, it was better to just get Jiraiya's attention then signal him to come back to the village.
Naruto took out his bird whistle from his pouch strapped to his leg. He then used it to signal Jiraiya who then sighed, gave the human one last glance, then swiftly bounded across the tree branches and back toward the village.
Naruto was about to follow when he suddenly heard a low growl coming from the undergrowth, and he spotted a large panther stalking towards the unsuspecting human.
HEHEHEHE cliff hanger! I'm sorry but it had to be done. Plus I enjoy the looks of disappointment on your faces. At least until you start planning my death… -grabs laptop and prepares to flee for her life-
Anyways I promise I'll update soon, so stay tooned!
