I sorta dislike how this turned out, but who the hell cares, right? I'll edit and shit later, since my classmate isn't here to check the rushy disaster. Thanks for reviewing though.

renkhal: The way I see it is, Shizuru is so prim and proper, she has really not tasted something like mayonnaise, let alone a food condiment.

ALEXISSA2: Glad to make you laugh. I just wanted to add another funny one to the group. Anyway, I took that joke and added it!

Other Reviewers: What the hell are you doing here? This thing sucks! Make sure to R&R!

To imagine what the house looks like, for people who have seen Azumanga Daioh, the vacation house looks like vacation house Chiyo owns. Big and near the ocean. Plus a pool.


"Let us see the place, shall we?" Shizuru said as she smiled.

A flash of red, blue, and black was made. They zoomed up the staircase, down the main hallway, as if they knew where they were going. "I CALL THE KING ROOM!" the three yelled. Natsuki and Nao found the room at once, while Mikoto admired the refrigerator by getting distracted.

"It's heaven.. Mai! Mai! Cook all this now please!" Mikoto begged. Reito laughed lightly.

Mai laughed. "What makes you think I'll cook all that now? I'll just make some chicken tonight and hopefully save the rest for Natsuki's birthday." She sighed. "First, we unpack." The motherly-like teen stated.

Mikoto nodded enthusiastically, grabbing the bags and heading for a random room. It had one queen sized bed. The girl already started unpacking neatly, yet slightly rushed.

Chie and Aoi grabbed a room with two single beds, sharing the room together. Mikoto and Mai's room was set up the left of Chie and Aoi, while Chie and Aoi were across from where Natsuki and Nao were having some sort of fight. It consisted of insults, violence, and jokes.

"I'm getting this bed, Nao!" Natsuki growled, throwing a punch at Nao.

The redhead smirked and bent down, only to be met by Natsuki little friend, her knee. She brought up her hands to reduce the hit. Natsuki then rushed to Nao's bag and picked out a shitload of bras, rushing to the windows and offering to throw it out the window on the tree that stood across from it.

"I give! I give!" Nao gasped. "No wait.. I don't." she smirked. "Oh no you don't!" Natsuki exclaimed, running then sliding over and tackling Nao. Nao's hand was in Natsuki's suitcase, almost getting close to grabbing something when something burnt into her back.

Shizuru stood at the doorway, watching the childish act before her. She cleared her throat with a raised eyebrow. Amusement flashed in her eyes. "Ara, Ara. I never knew that Natsuki went that way.." she teased.

Natsuki was on top of Nao. Her hands were on each side on the floor of Nao's head, while one leg was between Nao's and the other to the left of the left leg. Nao was panting and her hand inside Natsuki's suitcase.

Immediately scrambling off each other, Natsuki was blushing and growling as she stood up, shifting her weight to her right leg. "Trust me. It wasn't like that. This is MY room!" she stomped her foot and faced Nao.

Nao grumbled. "Why!? So you can share it with Fujino!?" she protested.

That brought the two aback. "No! I need it more than you do! Becau—"

'Opportunity!' Nao's head shouted. "You sleep like you make snow angels, or you hug the nearest thing near you?" she smirked.

Shizuru couldn't help but imagine. "Ara, Natsuki-san sounds so kawaii when she sleeps." She teased with Nao.

Natsuki groaned at the two. "I give up. The room is yours, Yuuki." She sighed. At that moment, she ran to the bed and took out the bras with a grin splattered on her face, throwing them out and making them land on the tree. "HAH!" she said as she ran to the door, grabbing Fujino's hand to not hurt her with her own bag in hand.


Inside, Nao was shocked. "Damnit, Kuga! I swear I'll kill you! Better watch out!" she warned.

Shizuru giggled at the smile on Natsuki's face. She was still clutching onto Shizuru's hand while she caught her breath.

Chie wolf whistled. "Whoah there. Did something happen between you two? All out breath.. Or does Shizuru-chan see something she likes.." Chie winked, appearing from behind Natsuki and tracing the blunette's curves.

Natsuki yelped and turned around. "Holy shit! Don't do that, Harada!" she scolded with a frown. Right after, Natsuki sped down the stairway and into the living room, setting her bag under the large table and sitting on the couch. "Better then a bed." She grinned.

"Kaich--- Shizuru-san, how do you work the stove here?" Mai called from the kitchen. "Ara, Tokiha-san, I'll be right there." Shizuru called back, going down the stairway. As she was about to pass through the living room, she saw Natsuki sprawled on the couch, flipping through the channels.

'Say it, say it! You know you want to. Just having her in your bed, right?' Dark Shizuru purred. 'Ara, I shouldn't think like that.. Though that does sound entertaining.' Shizuru thought. "Would Natsuki like to sleep in my room tonight?" she asked in a teasing tone.

Natsuki blushed as she looked up. She paused as she opened her mouth. 'You know the drill.. This happens with Nao all the time!' Dark Natsuki warned. She smirked as she said this. "And if I take you up on that offer?" she purred. 'Ha! Take that!'

'Oh.. I'll tie you up and I'll lick you all ov-' Dark Shizuru shot back. Shizuru blushed, quickly being taken aback, then being followed by a quick recomposure. Natsuki's head was turned to the television, while Shizuru stared at Natsuki. "You won this time.." she smirked and said in a very, very small voice.

Nao snuck down, hearing the last question. "Ara, then I'll be Natsuki's cuddly bear.." Nao said in perfect Kyoto-ben. Natsuki, who was drinking from her bottle of water spit it all out on Shizuru.

Shizuru blinked. Mai was walking into the living room and her jaw dropped to the floor. "SHIZURU-SAN?!" she exclaimed. "Did you just say what I think you said?!"

Chie was grinning at the top of the staircase with a shrugging Reito. He walked down and placing his hand on top of Shizuru's shoulder and clearing his throat, gesturing toward Nao, who was hidden behind one of the couches.

She stood up, and was literally cracking up. "Oh.. My.. God… You should have seen your faces! Mai was like this.. And Natsuki looked bug eyed! And Fujino.. Good lord, Fujino.." she laughed, catching her breath constantly.

"Naoo!" Natsuki growled, tackling her in one pounce from the couch. "I'm gonna kill you!" she threatened. After tickling Nao to the point of where she fell asleep laughing, she stood up and began stripping off her clothing.

"Ahem.." Mai said to catch Natsuki's attention. Natsuki was in a bikini that matched her hair. "I'm swimming." She sighed.

"I'll join you!" Shizuru beamed with Mai and Mikoto. They all threw off their clothing and Mai grabbed suntan lotion. "Hell yeah! Me too!" Nao chirped, sitting up immediately and following suit with the others. She was first to run out the door in a red bikini. Aoi, Chie and Reito sat down at a bench to just sit and watch.

Natsuki furrowed her eyebrows and crossed her arms, then sighed, turned around, and went out the doorway.


Not caring about the hot, beating sun, she jumped into the water and began floated around.

"Ara, Natsuki-san, what are you doing?" the Kyoto-ben voice called. "There's a freshwater pool there.." the brunette informed, pointing to where Nao, Mikoto, and Mai were playing around. The pool was massive, probably 3 times the size of the school swimming pool.

Natsuki sat up and swam over, coming out of the water. She practically gawked at Shizuru. She was in a backless violet one piece. And damn, she was beautiful.

"So, Natsuki-san, does she something she likes..?" Shizuru teased with a small smirk. Just as to when Natsuki was going to counter her, the brunette turned around and ran to the pool, jumping in with Nao who was laughing.

Natsuki also ran in, jumping in the deep end. She came up and sprawled out with a goofy grin. "This is so much better." She exhaled, floating around.

Soon later, a diving contest took place. It ended as a tie between Nao, Shizuru, and Natsuki. Natsuki dropped out, and Shizuru also did. Nao triumphantly smiled. "And Nao Yuuki, the best diver in the w-- JAPAN!!" she announced at herself.


Ever since the contest ended, Natsuki fell asleep again, snoring, using a floating bed. She was on her stomach, her hands were the only things touching the water.

Shizuru walked over to Natsuki. "Is all Natsukis does sleep?" she asked.

"Why yes, yes it is." Natsuki replied, not really knowing it was Shizuru. The brunette smiled and turned back to the Mai and the other girls.

The other three soon joined in, and everyone was playing and racing each other. Natsuki was still floating around like a dead body, snoring.

Chie walked over to Nao and whispered something into her ear. Nao nodded and grinned like an idiot. "Got it." She smirked. "Alright, I'll win this race, Chie!" the redhead acted, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

Chie grabbed a beach ball, and accurately slammed it into Natsuki's face. "Whoah, sorry!" she smirked. Natsuki sat up and growled. The blunette reached for a water balloon from a huge pile Mikoto was making. "Take this!" Natsuki grinned, throwing it at the charcoal-haired teen.

Chie went underwater and came back up, putting on her goggles. She nodded at Nao. Nao also put on her goggles. "Ready, set, go!" Chie and Nao said together. Both began to freestyle normally.. Until Nao dived in. Shizuru was still staring at Natsuki in worry.

'SLLLLLIIIP!' was the sound that happened twice. "Not knowing what it was, she kept walking forward. "Is Natsuki okay?" she asked. Coming out of the water on the other end, Nao popped up and gave a high five to Chie. Both of them removed their goggles and grinned at the event that was soon to unfold. "3... 2...1." they count-downed together.

"Shizuru-san!" Mai called out, gasping. She pointed at Shizuru, with the top half of her one piece floating after her back.

Nao and Chie were at the end of the pool, acting surprised. Natsuki had this awkward, blank stare. "S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SHIZURU! I MEAN FUJINO!" she practically yelled. The girl had to cover her nose from a nosebleed.

Shizuru's .. Friends literally popped out of her swimsuit. Uncharacteristically, Shizuru covered her 'friends' with her arms, looking away and slightly red. 'Why am I acting like this? It's quite unusual, really..' she thought. 'Oh, that's because you absolutely like her.' Dark Shizuru yawned as if she knew all along.

Reito cleared his throat. "Well.. Can someone please help Shizuru-san?" he requested. No one stepped forward. Until the most unexpected person did. Natsuki. She swam over and tied up Shizuru's swimsuit again, and then everything remained quiet.

Mai walked out of the pool and whistled to grab everyone's attention. "Dinner is serrrvvvveeed!" she announced. Aoi was setting up plates and was wrapped in a towel. Chicken, Soup, and Sushi was set up neatly on the table.

Shizuru shrugged off her embarrassment. "Well then everyone, let's eat now.." she sighed.


Dinner was quite fun. Reito, Nao, and Chie laughed at Natsuki and Shizuru together, while Aoi, Mai, and Mikoto were speaking about schools together. That conversation was what Natsuki and Shizuru listened in on.

"I'm probably heading for Fuuka Academy. Besides, I live near it." Aoi smiled.

Mai nodded. "I have to go there. Takumi and Mikoto are still here, and I doubt I want to leave them alone." She stated in her motherly tone.

Mikoto nodded. "Who else will cook for me?! Mai is very good at cooking! Yes she is! She is the best!" she grinned. "And you, Natsuki?" Mai asked.

Natsuki shrugged. "Well.. I spoke with that geezer Sakomizu and Mashiro, it took practically forever, but they said if I join some kinda club and keep a good attendance record, they'll give me a sports scholarship." She idly said.

Nao and Mai gasped. "What the hell, Kuga! You get the scholarship! " she groaned, face palming.

Mai was still shocked. "You with a scholarship! Is the world coming to an end!?" she half joked, half serious. "No shit, sherlock. I actually got a scholarship. Though that Mashiro kid negotiated with me pretty roughly. Help me out this year, Tokiha." "Fine." was the reply with a shrug from the orange-haired latter.

Reito smiled at Mai. "I will be glad to see you there then, at the Academy."

Mai nodded and beamed excitedly. Shizuru smiled at Natsuki, who was sitting next to girl. "I too will be happy to see you there, Natsuki-san." The brunette stated.

"Let me get this straight.. We're all going to the same freaking school!? Again?!" Nao realized. "Oh god.." she and Natsuki groaned.


WTFness?:

Dinner...

Voice: So does Natsuki still want me to be her cuddle bear?

Natsuki: Shut it, Nao.

Nao: That wasn't me!

Shizuru: -Evil Grin-


So, it sucked, a lot, right? This chapter was made during study hall. It was quite enjoyable, since today a large amount of events happened. Anyway,

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