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Bella's POV
Forks, 2009
I don't know how I managed it.
Here I was again, innocently wondering what I could be doing with my vampire angel, Edward, when Alice decided to kidnap me. The consequences of the kidnapping? Being strapped to a chair while Alice tortured me.
"It's only a makeover, Bella, stop moaning." She sang.
"Yeah, only a makeover. Which makes me want to ask, why are you putting me through this?"
"Honestly, you'd make anyone feel I was ripping your hair out"
"Makes it feel that way." I muttered under my breath.
"Bella!"
Whoops. Stupid vampire hearing.
"Well, Carlisle's colleague at work, Dr. Althanious, has a twin sister Philomena Lewis, who is married to Daemyn Lewis. They have a nineteen year old daughter, Sophia Lewis, who fell in love with a homeless 17 year old boy, who they adopted and is now Maltandor Lewis. Once they had adopted Maltandor they wanted to adopt another child, who would be the youngest, so they adopted 14 year old Melloscarra, who suffered dangerous head injuries in some incident and got amnesia. All of them are human. And we're invited to dinner tonight at their place; they just moved in" She said in her 1000 mile per hour tone.
"You know I didn't get any of that, right? Apart from the human and dinner part. Isn't that a bit risky?"
"I trust Jasper. If anything gets out of hand, first I'd see it, and then I'd rush him back to this place. If the humans ask we'd say..." Her sing song voice trailed off.
"That he's allergic to wallpaper? But I don't just mean Jasper; what about all of you?"
"As I said, I'll see it."
"Also, how the hell are you going to pull off dinner?"
"We had a very big lunch."
"What about me who needs food?"
"You don't live with us Bella; you had a smaller lunch at Charlie's"
"Right." I said, disbelieving her every word.
"You're all done!" she exclaimed in her over excited tone. "Clothes are on the bed and we're leaving in 7 minutes 21 seconds, so try to be a little faster than human speed."
I rolled my eyes at her remark, but quickly went to getting changed.
I stared at the yellow box in fear. What horrors could this one, recyclable, made with paper from a sustainable source box hold?
I slipped the lid off as soon as possible to reveal the most expensive, sickening, over the top….jeans and T-shirt? Maybe I should go check if Alice was running a fever…
"5 minutes 8 seconds Bella!" Alice screamed up the stairs followed by loud laughs from Emmett and Edwards calm "Don't rush, we're in no hurry."
I got changed into the dark blue jeans and purple T-shirt and ran down the stairs. Followed by a crash. I should have just walked. When I opened my eyes, Emmett was upside down. Wait, I was upside down.
"Want some help, lil sis?" he laughed, offering his hand.
I took his hand with an evil look and went to join Edward, who was obviously trying (and failing) to suppress a grin.
Edward took my hand and we smiled at each other and my pulse raced and my face went red and everything was perfect and…
"Stop being soppy we need to go!" screamed Alice.
I stared at Alice in disappointment while everyone else laughed.
"OK, Esme and I will be in a car with Jasper and Rosalie, and Edward will drive Bella, Emmett and Alice together," explained Carlisle's soothing voice to no one in particular.
"Any particular reasons for the groups?" Emmett asked, obviously upset by the separation of him and his Rosalie.
"I would like the humans to think of us as human and sane, Emmett," Carlisle replied.
After more disappointed looks and laughing; we set out in the cars.
It was quite a long journey considering we lived in the same town. There was light drizzly rain.
It was a moreless silent car journey except from Edward constantly telling Emmett to stop thinking those thoughts, and me asking about the clothes.
"It's only a friendly get together; we don't want to overdo things."
Of course not. Because the Cullens never overdo things.
"We're here!" chimed Alice.
Edward parked up and we all got outside of the car and waited for the others. I looked at the house. It wasn't anything special, the usual 4 bedroom family house. When the others arrived Carlisle explained that he was going to introduce everyone then go from there and that he wanted everyone sensible (did he know Emmett was coming too?), calm (shouldn't be too hard with Jasper) and collected (I'll leave that to Edward).
Carlisle went to the door and rang the doorbell, and nervously we waited for the human family.
