Disclaimer : I don't own it. I don't own TF, or the title 'Revenge of the Fallen'.
Clifjumpersfangirl - Thank you :) I'm glad you like it :)
Captain Arianna Trouble - I know. Who said Optimus Prime doesn't have a sense of humor? LOL Well, considering I work on a sheep farm, surrounded by cattle farms, I see a lot myself. LOL
Darklight8121 - What can I say? Legs has got the legs ;) Hm, those are ideas, we shall see. We shall see. LOL. And I know, that voice! Hm, true, ratchet wasn't doing any harm. He will be in this chapter, a little.
Wolf Mystic - Thank you :)
Negimasamurai - If Ironhide found out, the porn would go missing then he'd permanently offline the twins. And if Bumblebee found it, he'd probably follow Ratchet around, asking all kinds of questions (then again, I have adorable virgin Bee in mind :P)
KittenCreez - LOL, Thank you :) Yes, I had to add a little clumbsiness on it.
Rubyswordmaster - It's the twin who'll be getting the furniture down, so I'll leave it up to them. LOL. Yep, the Revenge chapter is coming up. It probably won't be so funny, but I think it's cute.
Jovianokamigirl - Yeah, I love that glitch in his systems.
Elita One - I'd kill them for painting Jazz pink, after laughing my ass off about it. LOL! Actually, no, I'd paint Sunstreaker puke yellow and Sideswipe a neon green, or something, and watch them freak!
Hummergrey - LOL, I love Optimus with a sense of humor.
Note : Ack! I had an idea for a prank, but told myself I'd wait until I got home to type it up, and... Well, I forgot it. -.-' BUT! I do still have about 4 or 5 chapters done, and I'm always looking for more chapter ideas if anyone has any! :) Thank you all for the amazing reviews, and I'm really glad you like the story so far :)
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(Normal POV)
Three sets of glowing reddish optics shone in the almost black hallways, as three mechs stood by a large door. A large yellow mech held a welding tool, a black and white mech held a tiny human-sized card of some sort, and a large black, hulking mech held some sort of cannon in his grip. All three wore the absolutely most frightening grins on their face plates, along with the most evil expressions.
"Stun cannon." The yellow mech spoke quietly.
The large black mech nodded. "Check."
"Security clearance."
The black and white mech nodded, his own grin widening. "Check."
"And welder. Check."
The three mechs broke out into low, evil laughter, before stepping out from under the glow of the 'Exit' sign above the massive door behind them. In the almost non-existent light of the hall, we can make out that they were all around twenty feet tall, all had smilar insignias on them in various places, and they all actually had startlingly blue optics.
"Mission: 'Revenge of the Fallen' under way. Autobots, let's move out." Ratchet took the lead, sneaking down the halls and easily bypassing the guards, who simply waved at their allies and kept on their way.
Ironhide, being more of a blowhard, decided to jump and roll across the ground in a military maneuver, causing the other mechs and humans to stare at him in confusion. "What?" He hissed, his cooling jets coming online momentarily. Getting up, he snuck after Ratchet, barely managing to duck the wrench swung in his direction. "Focus. The mission." He hissed, taking refuge behind Prowl.
Shaking his head, Prowl rolled his optics and gestured for Ratchet to continue on, following closely behind them.
It took them a few moments to make it to their destination, where Prowl slid the card through a slot, and the door slid open silently. There, inside the room, two mechs recharged on joined berths, their optics offline, and their chests rising and falling slowly.
"Funny how the glitches actually look innocent when they're asleep." Ironhide folded his massive arms over his chest, the cannon hanging limply at his side, which was padded to keep there from being any noise, if the cannon fell against his hip. "Cameras are offline?"
Prowl nodded.
Ratchet snickered. "Payback's a..." His optics dimmed as he seemed to be looking for the rest of the statement. "Female canine."
"'Bitch', Ratchet." Ironhide cycled his vents quietly, having heard the term on more than one occasion, being around the humans all the time. "Payback's a 'bitch'." Raising the cannon, he raised an optic ridge at Ratchet, who watched the two mechs closely a moment before nodding with that evil look.
Before anyone could blink, Ironhide shot both mechs with the stun cannon, keeping them offlined for a short while. Once that was out of the way, he slung it back over his shoulder and turned to his cohorts.
"Let's get to work." ratchet bent down an grabbed the legs of the one mech, gesturing for Prowl to help him turn him on his side, Then he repeated the gesture with the other, turning him on his other side, so their backs were facing. Then, grabbing the welder, he leaned in close.
(Later)
It was about mid morning at the base, and Lennox was leading Ironhide down the hall, past several sets of personal quarters. He had been talking about the new training room and gun range, when a loud bang and arguing voices from one of the rooms caught his attention.
Or rather, it was Ironhide's surprising reaction of halting, choking suspiciously on what might have been laughter, and then picking him up and walking off quickly.
"'Hide?"
"So the new range should be open tomorrow?" Ironhide tried to sound serious, but the huge grin across his features ruined the effect.
Then the door to the personal quarters of the twins slid open, and Sunstreaker stumbled out.
"Not your right, slagger! My right!" Sunstreaker was glaring down the hall, but spotting Lennox and Ironhide, his already narrowed optics narrowed even further. "You! Did you have anything to do with this??" He stumbled out of the room.
Watching Sideswipe stumble out backwards, practically attached to Sunstreaker, Will frowned. The twins were unsual, granted, but not this unusual.
"Quit pulling!" Sides was yelling, trying to take a step away.
"You quit pulling!" Sunny argued, pulling back.
Will's eyes went wide when he saw what they were arguing about. The twins appeared to be welded together at the aft. He felt his eyes widen, watching as the Lamborghinis struggled to pull themselves apart.
"My right, my right!" Sunny yelled, taking a step forward and almost pitching over sideways when Sides leaned the opposite direction. "Are you daft?!"
"If you'd quit pulling!" Sideswipe paused a moment before moving his leg.
At the same time, Sunny decided to be nice, and attempted to take a step back with the same leg, causing them to bang into each other, and both twins to begin growling angrily at each other.
"Why didn't you wake up and stop them??"
"Why didn't you wake up?!" Sides glared at Sunny, who was glaring right back. "You'd think a welder to the aft would wake you up!"
"And what, you're Sleeping Beauty with the numb aft?" Sunstreaker clocked his brother on the head. "I'll keep that in mind!"
They both continued shouting, but as they went on, the words turned into clicks and whirls, which was their native language, and the physical violence seemed to escalate.
Suddenly, Will Lennox realized the, err, 'bot holding him had begun shaking, and looked up to find Ironhide laughing silently. "You...did have something to do with this...didn't you?"
With a nod, Ironhide tapped the side of his helmet. "Ironhide to Ratchet and Prowl. Mission: 'Revenge of the Fallen' is a success."
Both Lamborghini twins turned in his direction, hearing him speak. Hearing his words, they growled simultaneously and tried to run towards the two, but forgetting their afts were welded together, they just ended up pulling each other off balance and falling over sideways. The shouting continued, but Will ignored them in favor of asking Ironhide...
"Revenge of the Fallen?"
The large mech shrugged as the halls began to shake, and several 'bots came rushing around the corners, pausing and laughing at the sight before them. "It was catchy."
With a nod, Will turned and began laughing, hearing the twins shouting at each other, and hitting each other on the head. "And why didn't they wake up?"
"Stun cannon." Ironhide looked awfully smug.
"Right." Will watched as Optimus showed up, lifted the twins off the ground, and attempted to separate them, only to realize they wouldn't separate, and stare at them in confusion. A solitary chuckle escaped the soldier. "Remind me to never piss you off."
The entire group laughed as Optimus attempted to separate the twins once more, before quesioning why they were stuck together.
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Coming up Next :
Prowl and Optimus star in... Chapter 9 - Floating Offices
Hope you like it.
R+R please.
Thank you.
Tenshi
