Disclaimer : I don't own it, but Just for Laughs owns the gag, and Hasboro owns TF (I think)

Dragonwitch250 - LOL. I know. That was the point.

Crystal Rosemary Witwicky - I hope you didn't hurt yourself. LOL. The Big Balls chapter is definitely one of my favorites. LOL. LOL, Oh trust me, revenge is a sweet, sweet thing, as Prowl is about to find out. ;) Thank you and there's plenty more to come. :)

KaroKibathephangirl - Nope, that was the point. LOL.

Jovianokamigirl - I don't know. LOL. I don't think Optimus was intending to hit on her...him...Sunny, just being...very attentive.

Elita One - Poor Optimus and Sideswipe. Nope, Prowl is next. ;)

ShiTiger - LOL, thank you :)

Negimasamurai - Is that a hint? I'm sure I could do a chapter that has a lot to do with that, if you want. Poor Elita One, though. -.-' LOL! Ok, update... I wrote the chapter. Let me know if you want to see it, credit was given to you for the idea. :)

KittenCreez - Thank you. I wasn't sure, but I'm glad everyone seems to like it. :)

Wolf Mystic - I know. Optimus is seriously asking for it. -.-' LOL, I had to include the minor twins. And they'll be making at least one more appearance in a three chapter bit I wrote, on the Autobot Fair. ;) Thank you :)

Yami-Yugi3 - Ahh the mysterious Yami. YuGiOh, I remember watching that alot. I love it. :) And I'm glad you liked the chapter :)

D. Huynh - Only if you want him to chase you around and attempt to offline you, but sure, give it a shot. -pushes over Lady Sunny-

Clifjumpersfangirl - I don't. I loved imagining poor Sunny getting a taste of his medicine. LOL

Rubyswordmaster - LOL, I know. Sunny hates his paint job being ruined. He's so vain. LOL, Congrats! Now, if I can get a Corvette Stingray, we'll be good. ;) Thank you, it's next month, but I'm looking forward to it. :)

Note : A lot of crappy puns, I know. Hope you like it. :)

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(Normal POV)

When it came to the Autobot twins and their pranks, you never knew what to expect. There didn't seem to be any personal limits to their mischief, even going as far as to take on different forms, or steal holoforms of the other Autobots. Or, perhaps the worst thing yet, the fact that they weren't above messing with your holoform.

No Autobot expected such an action, even considering the lack of morals when it came to pranks. Then again, maybe it was because no Autobot would want to risk the wrath of Prowl.

Today he was on guard duty in Tranquility, having taken on a fake identity and acting like a human police officer. He left his car parked in one area of the town for the morning, only activating his holoform whenever he caught someone pulling off a crime. Mostly street crimes like speeding and such. It was part of his undercover, as people tended to be suspicious of constantly empty police cars that drove themselves.

What he wasn't understanding was why the people he pulled over on the streets, to give tickets to, were laughing, despite the seriousness of the situation.

When Sunstreaker and Sideswipe made a seemingly random pass through an area of the city, where he was citing a ticket to a young couple for speeding, he frowned in confusion when both twins seemed to swerve and just barely avoided colliding into each other.

'Watch it, fragger!' Sunstreaker hissed through the Autobot internal links. 'Don't scratch my paint job, it took me hours to get this shine!'

Sideswipe merely snickered and weaved through the traffic, seemingly laughing too hard to respond, as the two sped out of sight.

"Is it drafty here, or is it just me?" The young man in the passenger seat smirked to his girlfriend.

She glared at him, before turning to the officer standing at her window, staring at her in obvious confusion. "I'm so sorry, officer! Please forgive his immaturity." She seemed to try and smile, but it wavered as she hiccupped suspiciously.

"Why don't chickens wear underwear?" The young man suddenly asked, chuckling a little.

Staring at him in confusion, Prowl trie to process what he was asking. Chickens wouldn't wear underwear. They are animals. Then again, some humans put underwear on their animals, but never on a chicken, so... He could feel the build up as his processors struggled to make sense of the seemingly random question, but before he could offline, the man answered his own quesion.

"Because their peckers are on their faces."

This still made little sense to Prowl, but he supposed from the laughter issuing forth it was supposed to be a joke. Ignoring it, considering it really wasn't funny, he finished writing the ticket and handed it to the young woman who had allowed her head to fall against the steering wheel with a groan. "Have a pleasant day." He bid them farewell and turned to head back to his vehicle form.

Humans. I'll never understand them. He got into the car and pretended to drive off, until he got behind a large sign and was able to let his holoform fizzle out of existence.

'Hey Prowl?' Sunstreaker's snickering voice called across the private comm links. 'Did you know the best contraceptive for old people is being naked?'

Frowning, he chose to ignore the particularly confusing statement. He knew it was directed at him, as it was Sunstreaker who said it and he was 'old' compared to those two, and looking up 'contraceptive' his frown deepened to understand what it meant. More or less, he believed Sunstreaker to be making one of his many insults daily, but he brushed it off, knowing that the younger 'bot didn't particularly mean it.

Then, getting a particularly nasty notion, the chief of security smirked. 'Sunstreaker? I bet you were wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit you.' He chuckled silently to himself, recalling that as a human joke that seemed to poke fun at the denseness of the mind.

Sunstreaker didn't comment, but the confusion through the link spoke volumes. Then Sideswipe snickered, and a low growl issued from the yellow twin. Obviously he just got it.

As another car sped past, he reformed his holoform and sped off after them, wondering how anyone was allowed to drive on this planet, with their blatant disregard for the laws set by their government to keep them safe. He pulled the older woman over and got out of his car, noticing with a hint of worry as she grasped at her chest and her eyes widened upon seeing him.

He walked forward slowly. "Ma'am? Do you know you were doing 95 in a 70 zone?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Prowl had to bend over a little, in order to keep from towering right over her.

Several honks and wolf whistles caught his attention, but he ignored them as he stared at the elderly lady, who was suddenly smirking.

"Why I believe I do." Her eyes seemed to shift almost mischeviously. "Do you know why I did 95 in a 70 zone?"

Taking a moment, Prowl frowned and his eyes narrowed when he realized the car he was standing over, while being unfamiliar, was also very familiar. It was a blue Toyota Corolla, but the energy was that of...

"Jazz?"

"I heard ya got some new undies." The older lady fizzled out of existence, only to be re-emerge as the familiar Jazz Prowl knew. The car remained the same, but whereas the holoform could be changed easily, the car would be far more noticeable. "Well, new to you, anyways." He chuckled. Then his eyes scanned Prowl, and he outright laughed. "Oh man, you haven't even noticed, have you?"

Prowl's eyes narrowed.

"Man, I've heard of the saying follow your dreams, but haven't you heard the rest? 'Except the ones where you're naked at work'." Jazz began laughing again, leaning the head of his holoform agains the steering wheel and wheezing from the force.

"I don't understand."

"I see London, I see France, I see Prowl's underpants!" The scratchy voice called out, as a yellow Camaro drove by slowly.

The humans inside were staring wide-eyed, their jaws hanging. Abruptly, Mikaela whistled, and Sam groaned loudly, dropping his head down and covering his eyes, as he seemed to shudder. "Oh my God, my eyes!" He groaned. Turning into the backseat, he seemed to dig for something. "Mikaela, where'd you put that screw driver? I need to burrow some images out of my brain."

Mikaela was doubled over in laughter.

"I've heard food replaced sex in your life, but to not be able to get into your own pants?" Bee asked, snickering away. He suddenly pealed off, and the laughter of the humans echoed for a long ways.

Jazz was almost in hysterics, and Prowl, having heard enough to guess what happened, took a moment to look down.

He was dressed from the waist up, probably why he hadn't noticed the difference. That, and the fact that his body temperature regulators had been tampered with, so he wouldn't notice the cool air aginst the bareness of his legs. From the waist down, he was clad in a pair of holographic underwear, that looked like it had definitely seen better days.

"The twins..." Now he understood Sunstreaker's words earlier, and their reaction when they'd driven by.

Finally taking pity on him, Jazz agreed -while laughing his aft off- to take on the form of a police cruiser and take over his shift, while he went to see Ratchet about his holoform's...issues.

Heading back to base, Prowl smirked. 'Ratchet, I need a favor. How are you at tampering with holoforms?'Realizing what he was asking of the chief medical officer, Prowl winced. 'Never mind. I need you to get the twins into the med bay and temporarily offline them. Think up any excuse you need. I'll be there shortly.'

'Something tells me this is something I definitely want to be a part of.' The dry, amused tone came back.

'Definitely.' Prowl agreed, grinning evilly enough to scare Barricade.

About twenty minutes later, Prowl's plans had been finalized. He pulled into the base and made his way directly to the med bay, where he transformed and explained the situation to Ratchet. As the medibot laughed, Prowl's optics went to the two unconscious figures as he then took the time to thoroughly explain his plan to Ratchet, who was grinning equally as evilly by the time he was done.

Turning to the table, Ratchet chased Prowl out as he got to work.

(Several Hours Later)

All of the Autobots and their human allies were heading to an important meeting in the main hangar. Everyone remotely related to NEST, the Autobots, and even Secretary Keller was there. They were to all be in human holoform for the meeting, as it was easier on the humans, rather than dealing with robots who could squish them in a step.

They were just waiting on two arrivals.

As Sunstreaker and Sideswipe screeched into the hangar, and slowed down to a stop near Ironhide and Volt, they transformed as Prowl materialized his holoform, along with the others. Their disappointment was clear to everyone, when Prowl materialized fully clothed.

Neither of them noticed the anticipatory grins on several mechs faces.

Then it was their turn. Without giving it a second thought, they materialized their holoforms, and there was a chorus of sharp gasps and laughter. Some soldiers screamed dramatically about their eyes, others doubled over laughing. Yet others stood there completely dumbfounded.

"Hey, Sunny, is it me, or is it cold in here?"

Sunstreaker glared at his brother, then his eyes widened when he took in what everyone else was laughing about.

Jazz's optics seemed to dim a moment, before he came back online. "Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked." He seemed to muse out loud, sending most of the humans into fresh waves of hysteria.

The twins had emerged completely naked. Their temperature regulators had also been modified not to allow them to feel anything different, but whereas Prowl still had his underwear earlier, they made sure the twins had nothing.

"Oh my God." Mikaela's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. She seemed to be thinking of something to say, before her eyes narrowed and an evil smirk covered her face. "They're so small!" She cried.

Several female soldiers in the room began squealing and digging out cameras and cell phones, taking pictures of the naked humans who would physically be in their early twenties. Also, several people mentioned Facebook, Myspace and Flickr.

Sam began to laugh hysterically, even as the twins blushed and glared at her, before exchanging a look, checking out each other and frowning. Obviously they weren't sure what she was talking about.

"They're so cute!" Another girl cried, as more pictures were taken.

The girls were clearly enjoying the show, even if the twins weren't enjoying providing it. They disappeared after a moment, and ignoring Optimus' protests, sped out of the room. Sure, Prowl and Ratchet knew they'd be in for it, but it had been completely worth it!

Smirking from his vantage point, Prowl nodded towards Ratchet, who was laughing. What was the human saying again? Oh, yes...

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

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Coming up Next on Autobot Pranks...

Jazz and Bumblebee star in... Chapter 12, Limbo Enforcement

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