Okay now its time for...Noitora and Szayel...I can not spell those right...Damn it..No one's here to help except Aizen,Gin,Grimmjow,and Ulquirra...So I'll just read the disclamier myself. -cute voice- I do not own the Bleach characetrs or series in anyway what-so-ever!They are owned and Bleach is owned By Tite Kubo...Most of the questions are from Sakura Otome...So,ya...onwards to the Questions...
Question One to Noitora: How old are you?
Noitora: Don't have one.
Two: Do you like...hentai?! o.O...ummm
Noitora: Not answering!
Gin: Ya have ta.
Noitora: If its Ulquirra hentai then yes.
She says she's blind on her left eye
Noitora: That counts as a question doesn't it?
I guess so...
Four: Do you have a favorite...food...
Noitora: Not that I know of...
Five: How do you keep your hair so glossy?
Noitora: Thats how the writer makes it?
She likes your shoes...And you were...handsome when you were younger...
Noitora: Well thanks Sakura. Next time I see you, i'll give you a hug.
She said it,not me. She is awesome I must admit...She compliments you well...
Ha this is a good one. Number Eight: Why are you soooo mean to Tesla!?
Noitora: Because he is my Fraccion?
Lol...Sakura likes your hair and your handsome.
Noitora: Aw no one's ever been that nice to me before.
Grimmjow: When he acts nice,I'm gone. -Grimmy leaves-
Oops those were for Szayel.
Szayel: Awwwww
Geez. Number Eleven: Do you hate...Szayel?
Noitora: He's in the room...So no!He's a pink haired,doll making,sissy freakazoid!
Not nice at all....
Twelve: Manga or Anime?
Noitora: Whats that?
Manga is a book from Japan that you read backward and Anime is well... show. Everyone.I still hate Aizen.
Noitora: Join the party.I like Anime more.
Thirteen: Waaaaaait!I just noticed you said Ulquirra Hentai!You love him don't you?
Noitora: Yes.
Nasty. But Gin loves Toushiro so...
Momo: Huh?
Nothing...And why are you here?!This is Hueco Mundo!
Momo: -shrugs-
-sighs-
Fourteen: What kind of girls do you like?
Noitora: Big breasted?Unlike Aizen's little rodent,she has a flat chest. But Hitsugaya doesn't seem to miiiiiiiind.
Momo:-slap-
Sweet!!!!^-^
Fifteen: Do you like big boobs?
Noitora: Yes!I just said that!
Sixteen: Whats your favorite type of music?
Noitora: Fighting kind though Love Songs and Country work too...
Ulquirra: Love Songs,huh?
Noitora: Yes!
Seventeen: You hate Aizen?
Noitora: Hell yes I do!Shinigami can never be leaders!
Aizen: Should I kill you?
Wow...No!No blood on my show!
Momo: Show?
Ooops...
Eighteen: How tall are you?
Noitora: I don't know. But I am taller than Ulquirra though...
Ulquirra: With your spoon on you.
Nah..he's is taller...
Nineteen: Do play video games?
Noitora:Ummmm....yes.
Twenty: Finally!!!!Do you play shooting games?
Noitora: Yes!Wanna play?
Not right now. Time for Dolly Boy.
Question One: What kind of music do you like?
Szayel: Some romantic music.
Two: Manga or Anime?
Szayel: Manga.I love to read!
Three: Tell...Gin that he's strange...
Szayel: Gin,you smile to much,your strange.
Nice one!
Four: What do you do for fun?
Szayel: Make dolls and create my own tents and play with them!
Sissy...
Five: Where's your hollow hole and numebr located?
Szayel: Unknown.
Huh?Unknown?
Szayel: Thats what I said...
Six: Ha!Do you like Orhime?
Szayel: Goodness no!
Seven: Oh my, I love this one ... Yaoi or Hentai?
Szayel: Yaoi Hentai?Especially Gin and Hitsugaya or Hitsugaya with Ichigo.I've seen a lot of pictures...
Eight: Do you like...Chocolate?
Szayel: It might melt but yes because I make s'mores!
Nine: Do you like,Monty Pythons Flying Circus?
Szayel: Huh?
I don't even know what it is!
Szayel: Um,I'll just say yes...
Ten: Favorite Food?
Szayel: -shrugs- Cake?
Really?ME to!
Eleven: If you could be any animal,which would it be?
Szayel: A butterfly!No wait a kitty! They're so cute and fluffy!
Oh god...help me....Curse my 'I want ____ Act this way' Instincts...
Tw-twelve: Why did you come out on a rose swing when Gin was doing his segmant?
Szayel: Because I love the smell of them!
Thirteen: Why is your hair pink?
Szayel: I dyed it pink...
Fourteen: Why dolls?I mean...Why do you make doll clones?
Szayel: I have no clue.
Fifteen: Do you know you should be paired up with Yumichika?
Szayel: Really?
Yes.
Sixteen: Whats your -yawns- personality?
Szayel: highly narcissistic, extremely flamboyant, and I tend to make lewd, disturbing comments about my enemies. And I review everyone as Research material.
Everyone: Can we run?
No!I need people to be here or I'll just..I dunno...
Seventeen: Stark.
Szayel: He's lazy.
Huh?
Szayel: You say his name and I say something mean.
Eighteen: -About to fall asleep- Do you ever sleep?
Szayel: I don't...well maybe for 6 hours at least but I still work.
Nineteen: Soooo your a scientest?What school did you go to?
Szayel: None.I just know a lot about Science...
Twenty: Name some scientific facts!
Szayel: Anime people do not exist,the eart is round,the world isn't going to end whenever people tell you.
-falls asleep-
Momo: Awww...Well Uryuu Ishida is next!Click the green button or she won't wake up!
Toushiro: -sleeping-
Everyone but Momo: -sleeping-
Momo: -looks at time- Damn its 12:30 am...midnight...shoot...well byez I guess...
