Disclaimer : I don't own it.

Decepticon mentions are inspired by KittenCeez.

Wolf Mystic - LOL Thank you :)

Dzeniibby - I would pity the mate. :S It would be a scary thought. O.o And yes, poor, poor Barricade. He's going to need to scrub his mouth out after that.

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(Normal POV)

It was a day like no other. Sure, there had been past days where Sam and Mikaela were sure they were going to pull something laughing, but today just never seemed to end. First was Ironhide on the gravitron. Once Ratchet helped him off, the humans almost died laughing at the miserable groaning and Ironhide asking when Ratchet decided to make clones of himself, he'd been laid out in a rest area nearby, where he promptly went offline.

The twins were still snickering away about it.

Then they made the mistake of asking how they managed to get the fair done so quickly. After all, even hundreds of humans couldn't put a fair together in such a short period. Sure, they could set one up, but not make the rides out of spare parts and get it all done from scratch.

It was kind of neat, too. It was all recycled parts and stuff, but it had also all been buffered and colored, so it all looked like a giant metal wonderland. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were beaming with pride when Mikaela had told them about it.

"Wheeljack helped us with the rides." Sideswipe stated with a shrug. "He was able to calculate the speeds and trajectories and such of the human rides and adjust them for Autobot capabilities. He also looked up the blue prints to get the rides put together right."

"He didn't decide to experiment on any, did it?" Sam asked nervously.

Raising an optic ridge, Sunny shrugged. "Isn't that what adjusting the parameters is?"

Sam felt his stomach drop as he realized most of the Autobots milling around probably had no idea how dangerous the rides were. "Maybe we should go see what the others are up to?" He looked to Mikaela, who nodded in immediate agreement and then to Bee, who did the same. "Thanks guys, we'll, uhh... We'll leave you to have fun." He forced a smile and waved, even as Bee turned and walked off, leaving Mikaela and Sam to run to catch up.

"You know, it's probably a good thing Optimus didn't go on the gravitron." Mikaela mused. "It probably would have exploded, or something."

Sam winced. "I wouldn't be surprised.

Stopping by the bumper car arena, they paused, watching two motorcycles, decked in padded gear, running after two Chevys, also in padding. There were still a number of dents and scratches, though, and engines revved as the Chevys turned and started after the motorcycles, who were easily able to dodge and maneuvre around.

"Huh, bumper cars with a whole new meaning." Sam turned to Mikaela. "Ratchet's gonna have a field day." And Sunstreaker wouldn't be caught dead here.

She nodded and we continued on. Pausing at a giant glass walled maze, I watched Volt try to make his way through.

Slam. "Frag." He rubbed his nose. Turning to his left, he took two steps forward. Bang! "Frag." He felt along the glass panel for an opening, found it and walked through. Then he made a left hand turn. Bang! "Slagging..." He was rubbing his face again as he took a step back and tried to take a step to the side. Slam. "Frag." He sighed heavily and looked around.

Mikaela had a hand over her mouth and was trying to hold back her laughter, but the tears streaming down her face and the violent shaking of her shoulders gave her away anyway. Sam wasn't much better, biting his knuckles until it hurt to keep from screaming in laughter.

Bumblebee didn't even try to hide his amusement.

When the twins did something, they never went half way. The panes of glass were huge, and cleaned just right so there were no streaks. They were basically invisible to the naked eye, unless you really knew what to look for. And considering it was all set outside, only the frames of the panels were easily visible. The only problem with that is... The twins built frames over the openings, too, so you couldn't tell them apart that way.

Bang! "This is getting tiresome." Volt was only about halfway through the maze, and truly looked stuck.

"Can you just imagine if the Decepticons showed up right now?" Mikaela questioned curiously, tilting her head to the side a little as Volt continued to slam face first into almost invisible glass pandels, growing more and more irritated as he went.

Sam tilted his own head, unconsciously mirroring Mikaela's actions.

Sam's Daydream

Starscream was flying over the fair when he caught sight of the Autobots in various hilarious situations. Slowly, he scanned the area, laughing at their misfortune but being smart enough not to attempt to attack any who were grouped together. Then he laid eyes on Volt, seemingly alone, and seemingly having problems with his navigation sensors, if the odd way he was walking were any indication.

Snickering evilly, he flew down and landed a few feet behind the blue mech. "Over here, Autobot scum!" He snarled, raising a hand and sneering at the surprised look on the 'bot's face. With an evil cackle, he raced forward, ready to offline the mech in front of him.

CRASH!!!

Bouncing back a step, Starscream shook his head, a little dazed. He looked to the 'bot, who appeared not to have moved, and still seemed relatively unharmed. "What the...?" With a snarl, he started forward, again.

SLAM!!

Bouncing back again, he stumbled right into another surface, and growled when he realized there appeared to be an invisible wall in front of the Autobot. "Cloaked shields? Devious, but they won't save you."

"What the slag are you talking about?" Came Volt's bored question. With a sigh and a shake of his head, he turned and took a step to the side. Bam! "Frag."

Blinking a moment, Starscream began searching the worldwide web for such a strange phenomenon. Then he decided frag it, and turned to leave. Perhaps the grouped Autobots would be easier targets afterall.

Bash! "Ow-Whatthefrag?!" Holding his nose, Starscream turned and tried to go in another direction. Crash!

Autobots gathered and began laughing, as not only was the Autobot stuck, but so appeared the Decepticon. They stood back and watched, laughing, as the naive 'con never even once thought to use his cannons to take out the 'invisible barriers'.

End Sam's Daydream

Laughing so hard he doubled over, Sam explained his thoughts to Mikaela, and got a snorted laugh for it. "Oh yeah." She nodded wholeheartedly. "Screamer'd be good for that."

"Megatron on the merry-go-round." Sam added, and Bumblebee hiccupped a laugh, his optics widening. "Scary image."

Sam's Daydream

"FraGGinG AUToBOT ScUM!" Megatron's panicked voice cried from the spinning merry-go-round-of-horrors, clutching tightly to the pole sticking out of the merman's back. He turned and glared at the Autobots watching, or rather...tried to glare at them, and one of his optics ended up falling out from the attempt. "Aw, frag!"

End Sam's Daydream

Shaking his head, Sam decided that one was a little more disturbing than he wanted to think about. Turning, Sam grabbed Mikaela's hand and dragged her away from the sight before Volt either lost his temper, or they literally did die of laughing. They found what was supposed to be a haunted house, and a giant cart came out with Optimus and Prowl sitting in it, looking less than pleased.

"What is so frightening about a mass of energy that cannot physically harm you?" Prowl's head was tilted slightly.

Glancing at Mikaela, Sam frowned. 'Mass of energy?' He mouthed silently.

She shrugged. 'Ghosts?' She mouthed back, looking as lost as he felt.

Shaking his own head, Optimus got up and abandoned the ride. "About as much as a rather asthetically unappealing woman in a black hat, with green skin, I suppose." Looking down at the humans, he smiled. "Sam. Mikaela. How have you enjoyed your day so far?"

"Better than the lot of you, it seems." Sam answered, choking a little as he wiped his eyes.

Mikaela snorted a little and covered her mouth before taking a deep breath and staring at Optimus with glittering eyes. "Ironhide made the mistake of ignoring us and going on the gravitron."

"Not like we knew the twins amped it up." Sam put in slightly, causing Bumblebee to crackle out a laugh.

His girlfriend nodded. "He's...offline, I think. Ratchet's looking after him."

"Volt's stuck in the house of mirrors." Sam added, before looking to Mikaela. "Slam, 'frag'."

Bee snickered.

"And I'm guessing the house of horrors isn't very horrifying."

Optimus sighed. "No. I believe these are all human fears, and they are not very convincing."

Wheeljack walked up then, his fins lighting up in a chuckle. "I looked it up on the Worldwide Web. The house of horrors ride is not usually meant to be very frightening."

Nodding in understanding, Optimus knelt down and held out a hand for the humans to get on. "Well then, where to next?"

Sam and Mikaela exchanged a look.

"Gravitron."

"House of Mirrors."

They stared at each other a moment before cracking up laughing and having to lean against each other to keep from falling off Optimus' hand.

"How about the drop tower?" Mikaela pointed towards a tower high enough that people over one hundred miles away could probably pick it out. At least from such a distance, they'd think it was only a new radio tower and not bother questioning how it popped out of nowhere so quickly. She grinned wickedly. "I wanna see who goes on it and their reactions."

Optimus exchanged a look with Prowl and Bumblebee before turning and heading towards the tower. They made our way over surprisingly quickly, and bit back snickers when Bumblebee, along with the Arcee triplets and minor twins all clambered on to the two rows of massive seats. They pulled the thick metal harnesses over their bodies and then relaxed as Hound walked over to activate the ride.

Slowly, the ride ascended the pole. After about ten minutes, Optimus chuckled and raised his empty hand to press something on the side of his helmet.

"This is boring!" That was Arcee. "Where's the fun in this?"

"Just wait, we're not even at the top yet." Chromia argued.

There was a blast of music from Bee, signalling his agreement, along with an excited chirp. And yes, he could speak, he just chose not to. The ride slowly ascended out of the humans' sight, and Sam noticed that all the Autobots in the area had their heads tilted back to watch. Thankfully, Optimus kept his receiver on speaker so the humans could hear them.

"Yo man, this is gettin' kinda high." Skids sounded nervous.

"What's the second part?" Mudflap wasn't sounding too much better.

They soon found out. As the ride reached the top, it froze. Everyone seemed to wait with baited breath as it sat up there for several minutes, not moving. Then the complaining began.

"Isn't it supposed to...?" Mikaela made a motion with her hand, and Sam nodded.

Hound snickered. "It will. Just wait."

Just as he finished saying that, the ride began to plummet down. Cries of panic sounded from the Autobots on the ride, even as the two teens felt Optimus stiffen up and take a step back. Screams were heard, along with several Cybertronian clicks and whistles.

Abruptly, Optimus began to laugh. "They are calling for their femme creators." He informed Sam and Mikaela, looking up as he continued to laugh.

One scream was heard above all others, and Ratchet came running over in a panic. Just before the ride hit the ground, it stopped and smoothly landed, bobbing only twice with a bunch of wide-opticed Autobots clinging to their harnesses for dear life. "What's going on?!"

The harnesses clicked, releasing their prisoners, and the 'bots on the ride had never moved so fast. Arcee and her sisters took off for the next ride, grumbling about how they were never getting on that one again. Apparently not even entry to Earth had been that scary. Bumblebee stumbled over to us, optics alight with excitement and babbling away in Cybertronian, much to everyone's amusement.

Skids and Mudflap stumbled out of the ride, and collapsed on the ground, kissing it and whistling and clicking in relief as they awkwardly clutched at each other, causing more laughter from the crowd.

Ratchet stared at them before turning away, optics twitching.

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