'Ello everyone in the Soul Society!I am Sakura Snow and I'm going to interveiw three kids at once!Yachiru,Momo,and Toushiro!In the 5th squad barracks,Momo's in between Yachiru and Toushiro.(I don't own them at all. Bleach and his characters are owned by Tite Kubo!)

Toushiro: GET ON WITH IT!

Momo: Shiro-chan thats not nice.

Let me get on with it before Momo and Toushiro have a make-out session...

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Okay lets start with Momo.

Momo: Alright.

Question One: Do you love Toushiro?

Momo: Um...m-me and Sh-shiro-chan are j-j-just g-g-good fr-friends.

I still asked a question.

Momo: And I answered it.

Question Two: How come you told Toushiro to live with you and your grandmother?

Momo: -shrugs- He was just so young I had to bring him somewhere.

-sweat drop- That makes sense.

Question Three: Did you ever get mad at Toushiro for calling you 'Bed-wetter'?

Momo: Once or twice but we made up.

Four: What do you think of Kon?

Momo: The stuffed lion thing?

Ya.

Momo: He's so cute!Though I don't get why Rukia-san and Rangiku-san hit him.

Five: How come you don't like peaches even though your name means 'peach'?

Momo: I dunno.I think watermelons are better.

Six: Would you wear a Yukata on Tanabata?(or whatever its called)

Momo: Yes.

Seven: What color?

Momo: A light blue one with a white dragons.

Really?Sounds like a Kimono Toushiro would wear. Only for a girl.

Momo: -blushes-

Eight: -giggles- Were you surprised Toushiro was made a Captain?

Momo: Yes I was!I mean he's just so young!How the heck can he be a captain at such a young age?!

For one,High reitsu,Two,powerful sword,and three,he's smart.

Nine: Who's your favorite singer?

Momo: Um,Taylor Swift?

Ten: Whats your favorite Song?

Momo: Our Song.

Eleven: Favorite Show?

Momo: Hm...Inuyasha?

Twleve: Besides this anime,whats your favorite anime?

Momo: Hm...I dunno...

Thirteen: Did you ever drink Sake?

Momo: That was one time!One time!Rangiku forced it!I mean...

Toushiro: She did what?

Momo: Nothing!!

Fourteen: What animal do you think Toushiro would be?

Momo: Hm...A kitty.

A kitty?

Momo: Ya!His hair is so fluffy and he's cute like one!

You got a point there.

Fifteen: Who's your favorite Captain?

Momo: Toushi-

Besides Toushiro!

Momo: Um ...Soi Fong!

Sixteen: You know we're on Television right now right?

Momo: I though this was a fanfiction...

To everyone in the Reality world but here in the Fictional world we're on television.

Momo: Oh okay!Hi people in the Reality world!

-sweat drop-

Seventeen: You know Aizen doesn't like you right?

Momo: Um,he doesn't?

No he's a traitor with Gin and Tousen.

Momo: Nani?!

Its true!

Eighteen: Now do you like Aizen?

Momo: Hell no!

Thats my girl!

Nineteen: What do you think of Gin?

Momo: Fox faced traitor!

Twenty: Do you still believe that Toushiro's a traitor?

Momo: No!

Okay time for Toushiro...

Toushiro: Why?

Tallest to Shortest.

Toushiro: -angry mark- I'm leaving -gets up to leave-

Security!

-Renji and Ichigo appear and make sure Toushiro stays-

Toushiro: That is so not fair!A captain shouldn't be treated this way!

I don't care.

Question One: Do you love Momo?

Toushiro: Yes. Wait, what?

-giggles- Nothing...

Ichigo: Poor Toushiro. He wasn't paying attention.

Toushiro: Shut it Kurosaki!

Two: Who was the captain before you?

Toushiro: Why did you ask that?

Just tell me!

Toushiro: Isshin-san-taicho...

Good.

Three: Did you know Isshin is Ichigo's dad?

Toushiro: Huh?!

Yep.

Toushiro: Oh shit...

Four: Is Hyourinmaru annoying?

Toushiro: Yes. Very much so.

Five: What do you think of Ichigo and Renji in those outfits?

Toushiro: -looks at them- Oh my god... -chuckles silently- And They think I'm embarrassed!

Renji: Did he just chuckle?!

Ichigo: He never does!!!

-giggles-

Six: How come you said the academy was stupid but yet you still went?

Toushiro: I had to contol my power.I couldn't let my grandmother suffer.

Ichigo: You still can't control it!

-room gets cold- Toushiro stop!-rooms gets warmer-

Seven: How do feel after someone calls you a 'elementary student'?

Toushiro: I don't care. The whole reason they call me that is because I'm- nevermind...

Because your short.

Eight: If Rukia and Ichigo got married and Momo caught the bouquet,would she get married to you?

Toushiro: Could be Izuru. How the heck should I know.

Nine: Would Momo look good in a skirt?

Toushiro: -blushes- Isn't she fine the way she is?

-click goes a camera- Huh?

Ichigo: Renji couldn't help it.

Ten: Did anyone ever ask you to freeze their ice cream?

Toushiro: That was only once...And it was for Yachiru...

Yachiru: And it was yummy! ^-^

Eleven: Would you ever change Ichigo into a popsicle?

Toushiro: No one likes Strawberry Popsicles.

Renji: And you make a joke...

Twelve: Would it shock you if Rangiku actually did her work?

Toushiro: o.O Is she?

Yeps and she said she would do all of it...I even made sure she has no sake.

Toushiro: Damn...Nice.

Thirteen: Do you love Karin?

Toushiro: Why does everyone ask that?!Me and her just played Soccor together and I saved her from a hollow when her IDIOTIC BROTHER WASN'T AROUND!

Ichigo: Damn you...wait...You play soccor?

Toushiro: Ya. Why?

Ichigo: Huh...Karin needs more people to play with.

Fourteen: Are you allergic to anything?

Toushiro: Um,maybe...

Really?What is it?

Toushiro: I'm not telling you.

Fifteen: Whats your favorite animal?

Toushiro: A Dragon...

Sixteen: Do you like Chappy?

Toushiro: Hell no!That thing is creepy!

Ichigo: At least guys agree on something...

Seventeen: Did your soul candy ever get placed with Chappy?

Toushiro: 5 times...in a row...Damn Ms. Kuchiki wants everyone to have Chappy.

-giggles-

Eighteen: How come your Soul Candy is childish and you aren't?

Toushiro: How am I supposed to know?How come got Kurosaki Kon?

Point taken...

Nineteen: Do you miss Isshin?

Toushiro: M-maybe...But he s-said "Papa" and everything...

Ichigo: He calls Rukia daughter...

And Last One: Truth or Dare?

Toushiro: Um,Dare?

I dare you to Kiss Ichigo and Renji on the lips!

Toushiro: Hell no!!!I am not gay!

I don't care do it...

Toushiro: -sighs and gets up- Sorry Abarai and Kurosaki... -kisses them on the lips,blushing madly-

Thank you!

Okay Yachiru-chan,you ready?

Yachiru: Yeps!!!

Question One: Why do you give everyong nicknames?

Yachiru: Because saying Captain Hitsugaya is boring and Whitey-chan is more interesting and more cuter.

Two: Who's your favorite captain?

Yachiru: Kenny!Well him and Uki.

Uki?Oh Ukitake.

Three: Did you ever go to Karakura Town?

Yachiru: A couple times. And like Rin said,they have good candy!

Four: Do you change nicknames?

Yachiru: Once in a while...

Five: Did anyone tell you that your that a pink-haired she-devil?

Yachiru: Yes and Kenny ended up beating them up.

Six: Anyone ask you out?

Yachiru: One Kenny almost killed him.

Seven: If you can date anyone,who would it be?

Yachiru: Afraid to mention...

Why?

Yachiru: Because he will get mad...

Eight: How fast can you really go?

Yachiru: 110 miles per hour.

Your kidding,right?

Yachiru: Yes.

Good...

Yachiru: I can go 150 miles per hour.

o.O

Nine: I got top. Want to play with it?

Yachiru: Yes!!!Oh wait...Shiro can you help me?

Toushiro: No!

Ten: Can you dance?

Yachiru: Of course I can!Anyone can dance!

Eleven: Did you ever get so hyper you can go 200 miles per hour?

Yachiru: That was only once but SOMEONE freezed me from going any further...

Twelve: Do you think Yumichika is weird from wearing make-up?

Yachiru: Yumi's not weird. He acts like a girl.I don't care.

Thirteen: What would you dress up as for Halloween?

Yachiru: A Naughty School Girl!

Fourteen: Does Ikkaku's head taste good?

Yachiru: Remind me not to bite his head again.

Fifteen: Whats your favorite song?

Yachiru: Gummy Bear!

Sixteen: What do you call Gin if Ichigo's Ichi?

Yachiru: Foxy!

Seventeen: Did you ever drink Sake?

Yachiru: Booby Lady brought it to the meeting and I thought it was water...

Renji: Um,Booby Lady?

Toushiro: She means Matsumoto...

Ichigo: And then Orihime is Jiggles. That makes sense.

Eighteen: How did you feel after the sake?

Yachiru: I dunno.I blacked out.

Nineteen: How much candy does Ukitake give you?

Yachiru: A big bag. That weighs more than me...

Twenty: Did Toushiro ever give you candy?

Yachiru: I keep begging for it but he never gives it to me!

Ichigo,Renji?

Renji,Ichigo: Ya?

How was that kiss?

Renji: -shrugs- Toushiro's a good kisser.

Ichigo: Same goes with me.

-Toushiro tries running but Ichigo ad Renji grab him-

Well thats it folks!

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Well next is...I have no clue...I need help people!And also I thought that dare was cool for Toushiro!I couldn't think of anything else!Aaand plus I love IchiHitsu and RenHitsu along with I thought they would be perfect as Security!

Momo: Please she needs help on who to do next!

Toushiro: Or she won't stop bugging us!!!!

-giggles- Thats not true Toushiro!I just know who to do next!

Ichigo: Who???

I'm going to do Renji and Kira next!

Renji: Better not be stupid questions!

It won't!!!! Bye bye!