Ohayo everyone!I have Renji Abarai and Kira Izuru here right now.I am in Urahara's shop, which I do not know why...
Renji: Because you were going to do Kisuke and Yoruchi!
Oh ya...Beastly Rose wanted me to do them...Buuut I wanted to do you two!
Izuru: You can do all four of us in one chapter?
Um,not the best idea.
Toushiro: That will be a waste of time!
Shiro Neko,urusai.
Renji: Can we just get on with it!
Never!Shiro Neko go play Soccor with Karin!
-he leaves- God he's annoying as hell...
Urahara: Sakura-san ,please come over in the back room.
-sighs- Alright.I do not own bleach or the characters in and bleach are owned by Tite Kubo. Thank you Beastly Rose for telling me who to do because Renji and Kira are going to get Onwards to the back of the room!
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Hi Yoruchi and Kisuke!
Yoruchi: Hello.
Urahara: So who are you going to ask questions to first?
You first Kisuke... okay...
Question One: Why do you always have that hat on?
Urahara: Yoruchi gave it to me as a gift.I never take it off!
Two: How the fuck did you get that big training ground in your basement?!
Urahara: I had help!It might be big but there was a lot of help!
Three: Why did you choose to open a Candy Store?
Urahara: Well its either that or a Ice Cream shop.I chose Candy because I don't have to close it in the winter!
-sweat drop-
Four: Ever give Yoruchi Cat Nip when she's in cat form?
Uruhara: Yes and she scratched me but ended up eating it anyway.
Five: Okaaay why kids as empolyee's?Don't they have school?
Urahara: Well,Tessai teaches them. Plus, I needed workers.
-sweat drop- Your hopeless...
Six: Um,why do you make gigai's?Don't you have a life?
Urahara: Yes I am a busy man but I get money off of selling gigai's!
-slaps self-WTF?
Seven: Do you like annoying me with all your happiness?
Urahara: Aw I'm annoying you?
Hell yes!
Urahara: Want a hug?
NO!
Eight: How did you and Yoruchi meet?
Urahara: In the Soul Society,what else?
Nine: Why do you wear so much green?I mean,hello!Saint Patty's Day is Over!
Urahara: Green's my favorite color!
Ten: Who do you like annoying more,me or Ichigo?
Urahara: Neither.
Eleven: Then why did you annoy Ichigo when you were training him?
Urahara: To get him angry.
Your getting me angry right now.
Twelve: Renji is a 'moocher'?
Urahra: He's a barely helps around here.
Honest to god,I'm going to bitch slap you!
Thirteen: Why are you a candy man(like Ukitake) instead of being the 12th squad taicho still?
Urahara: I have no idea.I like candy more than working in a lab. Plus I do make expirements! ^-^
Fourteen: Do you get annoyed when Ichigo calls you 'Hat and Clogs'?
Urahara: Nope!I like my hat and my clogs so its not annoying to me!
Fifteen: Do you love Yoruchi?
Urahara: -gasp- Who told you?
-smirks-
Urahara: Soi Fong would hurt me if she found out.
Sixteen: When Yoruchi goes back to girl form,what do you do when you see her...'naked'?
Urahara: -nose bleed-
Clean up on Question 16!-clean-
Seventeen: Whats your favorite song?
Urahara: I am the candy man!Coming from bounty land!
-twitch-Fuck this!Someone else read the questions!
-Director: You have to.-
Damn it all!
Eighteen: After I'm done asking questions,can I fight you?
Urahara: Sure!^-^
Nineteen: Where the sense of stlye come from?
Urahara: Tessai!
Ooooo I likey!
Twenty: Do you actually like the modern stlye?Because I do.
Urahara: Absolutely!
Awesome!Time for you cat girl!
Question One: Why is your form a cat?
Yoruchi: First animal that I liked.
Two: Ichigo or Bya-kun?By that I mean...torture.
Yoruchi: Both. Ichigo's and Byakuya's faces get red.
Three: Why did you always steal Bya-kun's ribbon?
Yoruchi: He looks better with his hair down. Plus, guys shouldn't wear ribbons.
Four: Did you ever transform into a girl in front of someone else?
Yoruchi: When Hitsugaya was in the room with Soi Fong and Urahara, I did.
Five: What was his reaction?
Yoruchi: He looked and his face was red.
-bursts out with laughter-
Six: Finish this song: 'Cat!I'm a kitty cat!And I dance,dance, dance. And I dance,dance,dance.'
Yoruchi: Cat?I'm a kitty cat!And I dance,dance, dance. And I dance,dance,dance.
Seven: Thats the theme song for you,right?
Yoruchi: Nope.
Aw
Yoruchi: You want a piece of me is.
Eight: You were the 2nd squad taicho before Soi Fong. Why aren't you now?
Yoruchi: Got in trouble.
-raises an eyebrow-
Yoruchi: Its true.I commited a crime.
Nine: Why aren't you part of the Shinigami Women's Association?
Yoruchi: Never thought about it.
Ten: Where'd you learn your mad fighting skills?
Yoruchi: I trained to fight before I even went to the academy.
Eleven: Who's your favorite Shinigami guy?
Yoruchi: Hitsugaya is mature for his age.
No way!
Yoruchi: Yes way.
Twelve: Then...what do you say about Ichigo?
Yoruchi: Fun to mess with!
Nice!
Thirteen: Where did you get that tattoo?
Yoruchi: Renji gave it to me. He's damn good at tattoo's.
Fourteen: What color do you hat the most?
Yoruchi: Bright Yellow.
Fifteen: Did ya know that you get paired up with Soi Fong?
Yoruchi: Really? Why?
IDK...
Sixteen: Whats your favorite sport?
Yoruchi: Volleyball.
Seventeen: Why volleyball?
Yoruchi: Because you hit balls.
o.O What?
Yoruchi: A rubber ball...your perverted.
Eighteen: Do you like swimming?
Yoruchi: Not really...
Cats hate water...makes sense.
Nineteen: Why did you go to the beach?
Yoruchi: Cuz I needed a break.
Twenty: Got Milk?
Yoruchi: Kisuke,lets fight her now!
-smirks- I can kill you...BANKAI!FIRE NEKO!NUMBER 2,BURN!
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Well there you have it!The candy man and the cat girl!I am hurting Yoruchi and Kisuke big time but...I am beating them!
Renji: Thanks for reading. She's sorry for the long update...
Toushiro: Ya in her world,school just started so she doesn't get much time off...Abarai and Kira are next. Good bye.
Will you two shut up?! Also, I'm working on my next chapter of my new story so don't worry... Renji will be getting tortured twice in one day. Bwahahahahaha- oh god...
Kira: -drunk- Please *hic* stay tuned *hic* for the *hic* next chapter... -passes out-
Everyone but Kira: Bye Bye!
