Alrighty,now I'm with Renji Abarai and Kira Izuru. Where am I?

Kira: In 3rd squad...

-smiles- Alright... uh... where's Renji?

Kira: Abarai-kun is at 6th Squad doing paperwork.

-sigh- Lets go Kira-kun!

-One Kidnapping later-

Okay ... who's reading the DISCLAIMER?

Toushiro and Ichigo: -looks at each other- We ar-

Read it!

Toushiro: -twitch- -sigh- She doesn't own BLEACH, me, Kuro-

Nuh uh! You have to read your name!

Toushiro: Since when!?

Since now!

Toushiro: -groan- She doesn't own BLEACH, Toushiro Hitsugaya, Ichigo Kurosaki...

Ichigo: Or anything else in the chapter. If she did own BLEACH then Ichigo and Toushiro would be together and BLEACH would be a Yaoi and Yuri anime. IchiHitsu for the wi-WHAT!?

-nervous chuckle- Okay onwards!

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Hi Kira-kun, Abarai-kun!

Renji/Kira: Hello...

If its alright with you, I'm doing Abarai-kun first.

Kira: Alright with me.

Good.

Number One: Did you cut away some of your hair to make room for those tattoo's or did you get the tattoos to hide the fact that you're losing your hair?

Renji: Neither. My hair was always like this.

Two: KenpachixToushiro What are your thoughts on it?

Renji: Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!

I have read a ShiroxKenny fic before

Toushiro: You are yaoi fangirl.

Thank you.

Three: What animal would wach of the captains be?

Renji: Soi Fong a bee/hornet, Unohana idk, Kuchiki-taicho idk, Komamura-taicho himself, duh... Kyoruku-taicho idk, Hitsugaya-taicho a kitty, Kenpachi I have no clue, same goes for Mayuri and Ukitake a dog.

Toushiro: What?!

Four: What you do you think would happen if all the Zanpakuto got together for a party?

Renji: Hell... Sex because of Haineko. Tobiume will probably try something with Hyourinmaru. Senbonzakura not wanting the party... I just don't have a clue.

Five: Have you seen Naruto? And if so, do you agree that Kenpachi is really Zabuza Momochi?

Renji: I've seen it. And... he is?

Its just a question!

Kira: Thats... wrong...

Six: Has Orihime ever thrown a part for all the captains and vice captains and Orihime ended up poisioning everyone but Rangiku?

Renji: Oh thats a night I'll never forget.

Toushiro: Not me either. -shudders-

Kira: Why? What happened?

Ha! So it actually did happen!Awesome okay then...

Seven: Have you ever seen the photoshoped KFC poster that replaces the KFC guy with Kenpachi?

Renji: o.O

I've seen it and its funny

Renji: Ya... but I haven't.

Eight: If you and Byakuya got REALLY REALLY drunk do you think you would have sex?

Renji: o.O No way, no how.

Aw come on!

Renji: No! Kuchiki -taicho and I would never do that.

Aw really?

Renji: YES REALLY!

No need to yell... Nine: Who does your tattoo's?

Renji: Hisagi.

Ten: So do you have a crush on anyone?

Renji: -blush- Ruki- I mean no one!

You were about to say Rukia but we all know your gay so no worries.

Renji: I am not gay!

Eleven: How did you feel being 6th squad new fukutaicho after you were a un-seated member on the 11th squad?

Renji: Relieved but scared out of my mind!

Why?

Renji: Becaaaaause next to Hitsugaya-taicho, Kuchiki-taicho is the strictest, coldest, captain ever!

-glares at Renji- I say Toushiro is adorable and he would ener be strict!

Renji: Well he is!

Twelve: If Kurosutchi did a expirement on you that made you fall in love with any GUY, what would you do?

Renji: One I would be blushing like mad. Two I would be embarrassed as hell kissing every guy I see!

-rape face- Now I got some ideas for my new fanfic...

Thirteen: If Toushiro got turned into a 4 year old for about a year and you and Ichigo had to take care of him, would you or would you not give him candy?

Toushiro: I so hate you...

Renji: I wouldn't give him candy but I would give him something else...

What?

Kira: He's talking about watermelon...

Fourteen: Why is your hair in a shape of a pineapple?

Renji: Its pointy alright?! Why does everyone ask me that?!

Fifteen: Do you love any GUY right now?

Renji: -blushes- N-no.

Bakudo # Unknown: Truth Chains! -chains appear around Renji-

Renji: I LOVE KUCHIKI-TAICHO AND HISAGI-SAN! -chains disappear-

Toushiro: -wide-eye'd- I am so glad thats not actually a kidou spell.

I made it up.

Sixteen: What do you do with Byakuya? -ready to the truth chains again-

Renji: We have sex...

Really? Who's the uke?

Renji: M-me.

Seventeen: What do you do with Hisagi?

Renji: I'm the uke and we do '69'

Too much info!

Eighteen: Ever hear of the song 'Gay Boyfriend'?

Renji: Y-yes.I actually like it.

Ichigo?

Ichigo: What?!

Nothing ^-^

Nineteen: If you truly are gay,then why didn't you admit it sooner?

Renji: Because people would laugh.

Is that so?-ready to do truth chains-

Renji: -whide-eye'd- No its just that... Kuchiki-taicho and Hisagi-san would kill me if anyone found out...

And Twenty: Are you drunk right now?

Renji: No just scared of you!

Okay Kira-kun,are you ready?

Kira: I guess...

Okay...

Number One: Um, what would happen if you and L met?(L from death note)

Kira: That would be for #4 espada,not me.

True Ulquiorra fits him more...

Two: Why are you so damn hard to ask questions for?!

Kira: Because unlike some other people, I'm more of a background character. Like Hinamori-kun.

Toushiro: Leave Momo out of this.

Toushiro, your just saying that because you love her.

Toushiro: -blush- DO NOT!

Whatever...

Three: (WAIT) Why is it whenever you get drunk you end up in your underwear?

Kira: I have no idea.I guess when me and Hisagi get drunk, we end up that way?

Bleh, not a good sight. Even if I did see that.

Four: Do you actually think Toushiro's lucky to have so many women around him,all the time?

Kira: Well, Hitsugaya-taicho might be a kid but being around Rangiku-san, Hinamori-kun, Rukia-san, Inoue-san, the list goes on,I say he's pretty lucky.

-holding back Toushiro- I feel the same way.

Five: Okay, In the Diamond Dust Rebillion, did you actually want to go kill Toushiro or was it just because Yamamoto wahted you to?

Kira: I mainly didn't want to do it... But, since Hinamori-kun wasn't there to stop me...

Toushiro: Woah woah woah wait!

What?

Toushiro: What is the Diamond Dust Rebellion?!

Your movie.

Toushiro: I have a movie?

Yep.

Ichigo: Whats the summary?

Hate to ruin it and waist my time with this but... 10th squad was ordered to watched of the Kings Key. Enemies attacked including this masked guy. He attacked Toushiro striahgt into the stomach and Ichigo found him laying in the forest and brought him to his house. Anyway, the girls showed up and asked for Toushiro. Toushiro was thought to be a traitor by Yamamoto. Anyway, he sent Hisagi and Kira to get him and if he refuses, attack him and bring him back by force. Towards the end, the guy revealed his mask. It revealed Toushiro's ex-best friend, that he killed because they had the same zanpaktou's. Kusaka Sojiro. Kusaka wanted Toushiro to cut the Kings Key so Soul Society will no longer be there. Kusaka ended up cutting it himself and turning into a big monster. Kusaka is evil... Anyway, Ichigo, Ikkaku, Matsumoto, Yumichika, Toushiro, and Renji helped out and Toushiro and Ichigo got up to the top. Toushiro didn't want to be a taicho anymore so he didn't care when Ichigo called him by his first name. Anywho, Ichigo helped Toushiro defeat Kusaka. Toushiro killed Kusaka once again. Ichigo threw the Kings Key at Toushiro and he caught it. At the end, Matsumoto and Toushiro are at Kusaka's grave. Toushiro mumbles a thank you to Matsumoto and they walk off. Now...

Toushiro: Kusaka?

Ichigo: Ya... I hate to break it to you but can you gladly show us the movie?

Some other time now let me fricken finsih interveiwing Kira! Er what number was I on? Oh ya, Six.

Six: Were you depressed when Gin left the Soul Society?

Kira: Y-yes.

Seven: Are you still upset?

Kira: S-sort of...

Eight: Even if Gin is a fox-aced traitor, do you want him back?

Kira: N-not really but some-what.

Nine: Uh... god you really are hard. Right, are you emo?

Kira: No!

Ten: Then why is your hair over your right eye?

Kira: Because I never got around to cutting it!

Eleven: They explain the sad eyebrows.

Kira: Blame Tite Kubo!

Twelve: Sake never solves anything. Is sake holy or something?

Kira: To me, Rangiku-san, Hisagi-san, Kyoruku-taicho, and some others, it is!

Thirteen: When you first saw Toushiro for the first time when you went to Momo's place for the first time with Renji, what did you think of him?

Kira: He looked cute enough but when he called Hinamori-kun 'Bed-wetter', my thoughts changed.

Toushiro: Shut. Up.

Fourteen: Anyway, do you think you'll ever beat anyone in a sword match?

Kira: Hell no.

Aw dont be so hard on yourself.

Kira: I'm serious! Dead serious. (Excuse the pun)

Fifteen: Um anyway, when Toushiro went to the academy, how did you feel?

Kira: No comment.

Aw come on!

Kira: …

Sixteen: GinxKira, what do you ahev to say to that!?

Kira: No comment.

Aw come on!

Kira: …

Can someone please take over?!

(Director: Yu have 2 other people with you, ask them)

Toushiro! Read the god damn questions!

Toushiro: Seventeen: What do you think of Momo?

Kira: Hinamori-kun is nice. A nice and peachy girl.

Ichigo: Eighteen: What do you think of the couple, HitsuHina and GinHitsu?

Kira: HitsuHina sounds alright but GinHitsu, ew.

I think its cute! Oh fuck it!

Nineteen: Why do answer to them but not me!?

Kira: …

Answer for for Kami's sake!

Kira: Because you are rude and half-witted...

-twitch- Half-witted... I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S HALF-WITTED!

Twenty: Thats it! The question thing is over! Any last words Kira?!

Kira: No.

Good! Bankai! Fire Neko!

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Toushiro: Right now AnimeLuver4everandevr is fighting Kira Izuru.

Renji: Sorry if she can't be here at the moment.

Ichigo: But Kira just pissed her off.

-fighting still going on- -guys sweat drop-

Ichigo: And she's still at it.

Renji: Maybe this won't continue.

Toushiro: Don't be so happy about it. If this isn't continued, we don't get paid.

All: WHICH WE WANT OUT JOBS!

Ichigo: Right and she's doing the Vizards next. Okaye everyone Review at in her story, 'The Lies about Crushes and Torture', Renji is getting Tortured then you can imagine so ready the CHAPTER if you haven't already. The second chapter will be coming up in about maybe in a year from now.

All: GOOD BYE!

-Back stage-

Director: And Clear!

Woo sorry Kira.

Kira: No trouble. That was good.

Director: -hands everyone pay checks and leaves-

Toushiro: Oh god, I so don't want to do this anymore.

Just wait for the fanfic...

Renji: What fanfic?

The lies about Crushes and Torture. Toushiro gets hurt becaue of Renji and now Renji's everyone's slave. Plus sorry for ruining the Secind Movie for everyone. They needed to know. But when Ichigo punched Toushiro about not sharing his pain, was uncalled for.

Director: END IT!

Fine. Kami means god, taicho means captain. Thank you Soten-ni-zase for the questions. DONE!

-Aaaand we all leave-