Woo! The vizards! Why am I happy?!

Mashiro: Because we're here!

Riiiiight so- wait what!?

Shinji: Your not happy to be with us are you?

N-no its just that... curse you Rhyjile and Soten-ni-zase and my reviewers! But... but... this is going to get so fucking confusing!

Love: Lisa's reading manga!

Lisa!

Lisa: -looks up at me- Yes?

Stop reading manga or I'm doing you first instead of the two terrors!

All: Two terrors?

Shinji and Hiyori! -gets hit- Bitch!

Hiyori: Slut!

-twitch- Okay thats it! Mashiro-chan, read the disclaimer please?

Mashiro: Okay! Sakura-chan does not, and I repeat does not own BLEACH, the characters, uh the place we are at or anything else. BLEACH is owned by Titty(Tite) Cubo(Kubo)! Hi-yo-ri, Shin-j-i, Love, Lie-sa(Lisa), Ken-si(Kensei), Rose, and Mashiwo(Mashiro), are also owned by Titty Cubo!

-wide-eye'd- Wow. O-o-okay... L-lets start -trying not to laugh-


So how is everyone today?

Everyone but Lisa,Mashiro,Love,and Rose: …

Above Four mentioned: FINE!

Whatever... no one cares about this anyway. We just get paid. I'm just going to do all of you at once.

Hiyori: Why?

Because of writers block and no idea's...

Mashiro: -hugs me- Its okay! ^^

Riiiiight okay 1, 2, 3!

Number One: Whats the score between Hiyori and Shinji?

Lisa: Hiyori 5688 and Shinji 1245...

Love: I thought Hiyori's was 5999 and Shinji's was 2999...

Okaaaay issues.

Two: Whats everyone's expression on HitsuHiyori?

Everyone turns to me: What?

Toushiro x Hiyori. Your comments, thoughts...?

Hiyori: Why would I be in LOVE with that MIDGET?!

Mashiro: Shiro deserves that Momo girl...

All but Hiyori: Agreed with Mashiro.

-sweat drop-

Three: How many times a day do you train?

Mashiro: I'll answer that! About 10 times a day! Well 4 times with Ichigo!

Really? Thats coo-

Ichigo: Guys! I'm here for my- *see's me* -training...why are you here?!-points to me-

Because I'm interveiewing the vizards -crosses arms-

Four: Hiyori, why does your sword have hearts on it?

Hiyori: Its a zanpaktou. I didn't pick it, it picked me!

-sweat drop-

Five: You guys are hard to ask questions for... Kensei and Shinji... Whats the main score between Hiyori and Mashiro?

Kensei and Shinji: Hiyori is winning.

Really? Surprising...

Six: Who is more annoying, Mashiro, Hiyori, or Lisa?

Guy Vizards: Hiyori AND Mashiro.

Why?

Shinji: Because Hiyori is a bitch.

Kensei: And Mashiro is just annoying.

Seven: What happens if you guys get hurt, get a cavaity, or anything else?

Hachi: I fix them!

-sweat drop-

Ichigo: This is amusing.

Eight: How long did it take to help Ichigo to control his Hollow?

All: -everyone looks at eachother- Too long to count.

Hiyori: AND STILL WORKIG ON IT!

Ichigo: SHUT UP YOU BAKA!

Hiyori: YOU WANNA GO STRAWBERRY?!

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HIT YOU!

Nine: You know you guys don't get enough screen time...?

Love: Why not?

Because you are useless!

Rose: How?

I don't know!

Hiyori: Bitch...

Shut up...

Ten: I can't think of anything... Whats your favorite songs?

Hiyori: She's a Rebel

Love and Rose: Beautiful Soul

Mashiro: Happy Song!

Lisa: Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me

Shinji: Check Yes Juliet

Kensei: None.

-sweat drop-

Eleven: Lisa, why do you read Manga?

Lisa: Because we barely do anything as vizards and the manga I read is hot. I am a lesbian... So, ya...

-blinks- I thought you were bi... ?

Lisa: No way! I like girls only! Therefor, I love yuri and I am a les.

Twelve: Mashiro, you are so cute but whats up with your outfit and your tantrums?

Mashiro: Cuz the owner made me like that! Besides, the outfit makes me look adorable! My tantrums... I dunno...

But your still cute!

Mashiro: Thankies! ^^

Thirteen: How many captains and vice captains are there in the Soul Society?

Shinj: 13 each.

Hiyori: You moron! 13 captains and 12 vice captains!

Love: 10 captains 13 vice captains.

Lisa: 12 vice captains 12 captains.

Mashiro: 14 of each!

-sweat drop-

Rose and Kensei: 10 captains, including the soutaicho and 12 vice captains.

Ding, ding, ding! Rose and Kensei are correct!

Fourteen: Here's a tricky on, what are all the captains names?

Hiyori: Yamammoto, Soi Fon, er... I dunno the 4th, 6thByakuya, 7th I dunno, 8th I dunno, 10th that shorty, 11th dunno, 12th dunno, and 13th dunno.

Shinji: Yamamoto for first and the rest I have no clue!

Kensei: -sigh- Let me expalain!

1st: Yamamoto- soutaicho

2nd: Soi Fon

3rd: None yet because Ichimaru left!

4th: Retsu Unohana

5th: None because Sosuke left!

6th: Byakuya Kuchiki

7th: Sajin Komamura

8th: Shunsei Kyoruku

9th: None yet because Kaname left!

10th: Youngest, TOUSHIRO HITSUGAYA! (Is he that hard to figure out?)

11th: Kenpachi Zaraki

12th: Mayuri Kurosutchi

And 13th: Juushiro Ukitake.

Wow... Thats a long...list.

Kensei: Well people are dumb.

Not me!

Fifteen: Uh... Can anyone draw?

Lisa: -draws and hands me it-

-blush- Wow...

Lisa: Like it?

Its very nice, Lisa... -puts it away (See at the bottom to know what it was)

Sixteen: If Ichigo eer confessed his feelings for Rukia, what would happen?

Kensei and Shinji: -blinks- Your asking this, why?

Because it might happen! No wait... it will happen! Like HitsuHina! XD

Kensei: Byakuya would kille Ichigo or hurt him badly.

Seventeen: What if Ichigo got Rukia pregnant?

Kensei: Then Bykauya would make Ichigo marry Rukia and after the birth of the baby, Byakuya would watch Ichigo closely to make sure he's taking good care of Rukia and the new baby.

Ichigo and me: -sweatdrop-

Eighteen: Ya almost done! Alright, Shinji you were a dvision captain before... Aizen was your vice captain. What happened after you heard Toushiro, the vice captain of the 10th division became captain after Isshin left?

Shinji: Well, I wasn't there for his announcement... so I didn't know until I got to the war at Karakura...

-sweat drop- Well then...

Nineteen: If you guys are vizards, is your inner hollow annoying?

All except Mashiro: HELL YEA!

Mashiro: No mine is fun to play with!

-smiles-

Twenty: And last one! If you guys were any other animal, which would it be?

Mashiro: A bunny!

Hiyori: A bull.

Kensei: …

Love: A dog

Rose: a kitty

Lisa: A bunny.

-sweat drop-


Well thats all! ^^ This took a while but next time is Nel Tu! The cutest little girl you'd ever met! Sorry for taking a looong time on this but school wrk and clubs and a lot of other things sucks ass.

Hiyori: Get on with it!

-growl- But still, Ichigo showed up unexpextedly to train so I have to make them do that. To everyone in the soul society, sorry for the Gotei 13 questione but to the fanfiction world, I hope you liked. Next time suspect to see NEL or Nelilel.

Director: And cut!

Boy that was boring.

Ichigo: No kidding.

No one asked you Ichigo!

Hiyori: -me and Ichigo got hit with sandel- Shut up! Now where's my money Director!

Director: Stop calling me Director and call me by my name!

Fine Toushiro! Even if your the director, you don't have to announce it!

Toushiro: -walks out from darkness- Moron, your the one who announced it!

Shut up! Now... hey...

Everyone: What?

I'm calling Grimjow next chapter!

All: WHAT!?

-looks at them- I have a addiction for him... but also Toushiro, and Ichigo, maybe...

Toushiro: Not to break it to you, I'm with Hina- nevermind!

-laughs- Your with Momo! Your with Momo!

Toushiro: -chases me- I am not! Shut up!

-people watching television-

(Division captains watching it)

Ukitake: Do they know their still on air?

All: Don't think so.

Shunsei: But looks like their having fun!

Byakuya: -calling-

-back-

-phone rings- I'll ge tit! -Toushiro trips me- DAMN IT TOSHIRO! -picks up phone and holds reciever by chest- YOU'LL REGRET THAT NEXT TIME! -holds phone to ear- Hello? Byakuya? Wha- Still on- But thats- Okay... so you guys saw everything? -sighs- I'm not going to tell them! -mumbling- No Byakuya! Not even you arranging a date for me with Toushiro is going to change my mind! -mumbles- Wha- -I blush- No not even that! -mumbling- Ichi... Hitsu... Bed... Yaoi... Deal! -hangs up- Hey guys! We're still on air!

Toushiro: Wha-

We're still on air!

Toushiro: -blush and camera goes off-


-When camera is off-

Hey Ichigo, Toushiro! -Byakuya is there-

Ichigo' Toushiro: Yea?

Kuchiki-taicho said you guys have to go in a seperate room and have sex! ^^ There's vibrators in the rom, lube, handcuffs, gags, etc! Have fun! Toushiro is the uke! -pushes them in bedroom and locks it and hugs Byakuya-

Byakuya: And your welcome. -he leaves-

Also the picture that Lisa drew was Rangiku, Orihime, Yoruichi, and Rukia hugging their brests on Ichigo. -blush- Which was pretty sexy... I mean weird!

The End