AN: Yeah I gave up... It's me Ine, posting the third chapter too... GahxD Enjoy!

Deidara had a new mission, and now he had to find Tobi.

'Fucking bastard! Why do I always have to look for him?' Deidara thought to himself, jumping from branch to branch fast.

He wanted to get the mission over with.

Deidara was in his happy place, with no Tobi, and didn't notice anything; not even Ki coming towards him.

Since Ki hadn't got any mission yet, she decided to go for a run, so she did.

And as she jumped from branch to branch she didn't think of anything, nothing special in particular.

She was totally out of it, and managed to trip on one branch.

She started to fell forward, and that was when Deidara came.

Ki fell hard on Deidara's groin and he made a pained sound.

A big thud came as they fell to the ground.

Ki was lying on top of Deidara.

"What the hell?!" Deidara shouted and tried to get up.

Ki turned tomato red and rose of him.

"Bitch," he said, and looked at Ki.

"Hey! That's rude!" Ki paused and took a close look at Deidara.

"You are a guy, right?" Ki insulted Deidara and he snapped.

"Who the hell do you think you are?" Deidara asked with a harsh voice.

"The new member of Akatsuki, so excuse me for messing up," Ki answered, smiling a little.

'Snap, he is kind of cute, even sexy,' she thought to herself.

"New member? What? When?" Deidara was confused; he didn't know there was any new member, only that Konan and Zetsu was dead.

She shrugged.

"You're weird, and…" Ki cut herself of.

"What's your name?" Deidara smiled.

"Deidara. And you?"

"Hiryuu Ki," she said sweet.

Suddenly they both heard a scream; Tobi.

"Deidara-san! Ki-chan!" Tobi came running towards them, like he was scared.

"Come back here, Tobi! I'm not finished with you!" A blue guy came into the view, and he had a gigantic sword with him; it sure looked scary.

About as scary as he was blue!

Tobi hid behind Ki.

"What did Tobi do? Is Tobi a bad boy?" Tobi asked the blue guy.

He was angry as hell, and he looked at Tobi with murderous eyes.

"Kisame, calm down! For fuck's sake! Tobi and I've got a mission, and I, unfortunately, need him," sighed Deidara.

"Just wait until you get back, Tobi!" Kisame threatened.

Ki was just standing there, a little bit confused; she didn't know Kisame.

"Don't hurt Tobi-chan!" Ki glared at the blue man, also known as Kisame.

"Who are you to tell me? Miss?" Kisame said more calmly than when he talked to Tobi.

"My name is Hiryuu Ki! And Tobi-chan is my friend! And I won't let you hurt him, bastard!" Ki shrieked.

Kisame and Deidara were slightly taken aback by the girl's fury.

"Okay, I won't hurt him… This time!" Kisame same answered.

"Hey, easy there girl, un!" Deidara said, before turning around to face Tobi.

"Let's go, un." He yelled at Tobi, and he started to leap again.

Kisame looked at Ki, "Who are you, and why are you hanging around with S-ranked criminals?" Ki was slightly offended by the tone he used, and snapped back at him.

"Maybe because I'm an S-ranked criminal?" Ki looked at him for a long time.

"You? You're an S-ranked criminal?" Kisame asked in shock.

"Yeah!" she yelled back.

Kisame looked at her for a long time, "Up for a quick spearing match? Nothing serious, just for fun?" he asked her.

"Yeah! Sure thing!" Ki pulled out her two katana's.

"Back already?" Kakuzu asked and looked at Hidan.

"Yes, and thanks to you I had to do it alone, bastard," Hidan muttered.

He was all muddy, and full of blood.

He wiped the blood from his lip, and sighed.

It had taken him some time to kill the man, but it sure was fun.

But it had taken to long, because someone almost got him.

He almost got caught, but, of course, he managed to get away.

If Kakuzu had been there, he wouldn't have been close to be caught, because Kakuzu would have made him kill the man faster.

Hidan got a big shock when he opened the door to his room.

His alter was gone!

He heard a sound coming from the other side of the room, and turned, just to stare at the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, her black and blue hair went down to her hips, and she stared at him with gorgeous cold blue eyes.

"You must be Hidan, I guess" the girl said, looking at him with no particularly interest.

"I'm Hiryuu Reiu" the girl continued before turning around and started to unpack a small backpack she had.

"We are going to share room until they have fixed up Konan's, and sorry about the alter, Jashinism? But since I needed a bed, unless we should share one, I moved it out, unfortunate, it didn't survive the fall" the girl, now known as Reiu said in the same monotone Itachi had.

"Didn't survive the fall?" Hidan was horrified.

"I pushed it out the window" Reiu said.

"You what!" Hidan was so mad he could have choked the girl.

"Fuking bitch! And what do you mean sharing room?" Hidan would soon lose his control of the anger, and he knew it; but he couldn't care less.

"That's hurting. And does it look like I know why we have to share?" Reiu answered and kept unpacking.

Hidan now shook with rage, and he would soon lose his mind, and attack Reiu.

And right now he could actually do it, because she wasn't even paying any attention to him; or anything.

'Fucking bitch! I'll get my revenge, and I will kill you; slowly.

Feel the pain with you; enjoying it.' Hidan thought to himself and smiled.

Reiu stretched out on the bed, still looking at Hidan; he hadn't moved since he came in.

And he kept smiling.

But like she cared, it wasn't her fault; nothing was her fault.

Okay, pushing his alter out of the window was her fault, but she had to!

"Are you like, going to move anytime soon?" Reiu asked in her usual monotone voice.

As an answerer Hidan moved his triple-bladed scythe towards Reiu.

"Going to kill me with that toothpick?" Hidan gaped at the girl.

'How rude!' he let go of the scythe, just looking at her.

"That alter was very important to me!" he screamed.

"And I'm very sorry, but killing me, won't bring it back.

Why don't you just make a new one?" she looked at him with cold eyes.

Kisame and Ki were lying next to each other, so exhausted they could barely move.

"Damn girl! Where did you learn to move that fast?" She turned her head and looked at him, "In Kumogakure" she whispered.

He sat up in surprise, "You're from Kumo?" She looked up at the sky again.

"Yeah…"

::Flash Back::

A girl was walking in an alley, waiting for someone to come by.

She tightened her grip around her kunai when a tall man entered the small alley.

She walked up behind him, "Give me your wallet now!"

The man turned in surprise, looking at the five year old girl.

"I don't really have any on me" he said calmly, and reached into his pocket.

He picked up some biscuits he had left from his lunch earlier and gave it to her.

"Are you living on the streets?" he asked the girl, who was now eating greedily of the biscuits.

"No… I live with my brother" the girl said unsure.

"Oh, but why are you out stealing on the streets then?" the girl blushed.

"Nii-san says I have to… Thank you for the biscuits!" she got up on her feet.

The man felt sorry for the girl, "when you tried to steal my wallet, you sneaked behind me, I didn't even notice! And I'm a jounin!" he said looking at the girl.

She smiled, looking down she said quietly, "I don't know how I did it… I just walked behind you" she looked up.

"Oh well, down at the ninja academy we could really need so talented ninjas, what do you say?" he smiled at the little girl.

"I don't think Nii-san will allow that…" that's when he noticed the black bruises that covered her neck.

"Did, did he do that to you?" he said, pointing at her neck.

The girl looked scared, but nodded, feeling like she had to be honest to this nice stranger.

He felt rage fill him, "What do you say to come live with me?"

She looked at him with hope in her eyes.

"Really?" she asked embarrassed.

"Yeah really" he started to walk out of the alley again, signing for her to follow.

"My name is Hadane Maku, what's your name?" he asked her.

"My name is Hiryuu Ki, Maku-sensei" she grabbed his hand.

::End Flash Back::

Hidan had given up at being mad at Reiu; she was just to calm about everything.

It was impossible to be mad at someone that didn't care.

'She reminds me of Itachi, just worse.'

He thought to himself as he dumped down on his bed.

Hidan didn't really like the fact that he had to share a room with someone, especially when it was a girl.

But there wasn't much that he could do.

Reiu was asleep, that's why he sat down on his bed.

Hidan snorted.

'Like this is fair!' He took of his T-shirt and sighed.

It was full of blood and it was destroyed, because there were big holes in it too.

Luckily for him, the robe was not full of holes.

Hidan sliced the T-shirt up, having some fun with it.

He lay down on the bed, gazing on the roof; thinking.

While thinking he played with his scythe.

'I wonder how long she would last in a real battle.'

He thought to himself, and smiled a crooked smile.

'Or how long she would last battling me.'

That was a tempting thought to Hidan, and he was about to try it out when he heard her scream.

She was still asleep.

Hidan jumped back, looking at Reiu.

'What the hell is wrong with her?! Was she trying to give me a heart attack?!'

It looked like Reiu was having a nightmare.

Hidan got really fascinated, and kept looking at her.

She mumbled a lot in her sleep, as if she was having a conversation with someone.

"Please, don't hurt me," she breathed heavily and she posed her arms as if she was blocking something.

::Reiu's dream::

A gigantic spider was heading towards her, she tried to run for it, but thousands of smaller spiders were holding her back.

She screamed in horror, begging for mercy.

"Please, don't hurt me!" she tried to break free, but the spiders where to strong.

She tried to make hand signs, but it was like all the signs had been erased from her memory.

::End of Dream::

Hidan shock the terrified girl lightly and her eyes snapped open.

"You okay?" he asked her.

"I was doing fine! Until you decided to wake me up bastard!" she said, it sounded kind of funny when she said it in a monotone.

"Didn't sound like you were doing 'fine' to me, you where screaming and begging for someone not to hurt you" Hidan said, walking over to his own bed again.

"Damn spiders" he heard her mutter, and he sniggered.

"Scared of spiders, eh?" he asked her laughing.

"Am not!" she shrieked in defence, and he was slightly taken aback by her sudden change.

"Okay-okay" he laid back down.

"Good night" he mumbled, and if it had not been Reiu, he would have been damn sure he heard a faint, "Good night" coming from the girl.

Meanwhile Kisame and Ki was having a slumber party!

"Truth or dare?" Kisame asked.

"Truth!" Ki shouted, already having done three dares.

"Okay, why did you run away from Kumo?" the always happy girl looked down.

"I-I… I was in a lot of trouble… I couldn't… I never really liked living after rules… I wanted to live my life my way, not belonging to anyone! I wanted to be free… And I was, for almost six years, that's until Itachi-kun and Kakuzu-kun showed up, forcing me to either join, or to turn me in…" Ki shook with rage.

"I'm sorry" Kisame said, feeling guilty.

"You have nothing to be sorry for! It's my fault really…" She smiled again.

"Let's go to bed" Ki jumped up, and dragged Kisame over to the gigantic bed he had in his room.

"You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the floor" Kisame said.

"Nuh, we will just share one!" Ki laughed, and laid down on the bed, pulling Kisame with her.

"Nighty night, Kisame-chan!" she whispered, already falling asleep.

"Night Ki-chan" Kisame mumbled, looking at the sleeping beauty.

He sighed lightly before he went to sleep.

Reiu cracked her eyes open; she clearly heard someone breathe uneven.

She turned around, surprised to find Hidan taking push-ups.

"What the hell are you doing? The sun hasn't risen yet!" she said dull.

"Had to start early. And you're a guest here, bitch. Don't forget that!" Hidan answered with a snarl on the last sentence.

Reiu snorted and kept holding an eye on Hidan.

Just when Reiu was about to jump out of the window, just because she didn't want to cross Hidan; somebody knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Hidan shouted, and took one more push-up, before he got up.

'It's not like I take push-ups every day, only when I'm restless, just as now,' Hidan confessed to himself.

In came Itachi.

"I need to talk with Reiu," he said, just as monotone as ever.

'What's up with those too? Talking so… so… so monotone! Don't they have feelings?'

Hidan looked at Reiu.

"Sure," she replied and walked past Hidan before reaching the door.

Itachi half smiled at Reiu and they both walked away.

'What was that? Did Itachi smile?'

Hidan was in shock, as he looked after Itachi and Reiu.

"Yes, that would be correct. How come you wonder?" Reiu was actually enjoying her talk with Itachi.

He seemed to be very understanding.

"Well, it's fascinating. I've heard a lot of how it's done, but I never got to see it myself. And Kisame wasn't that into that kind of stuff." Itachi continued and smiled a little.

"Well, when you get trained it's not something you get straight away, no matter how good you are. And it's very violent…" They had talked for so long, and now they were on probably the thing Itachi wanted to know the most.

He sure was of the curious type.

END

AN: OKeeeeeei. Another chapter posted by me... Ine... Gah, who was I kidding... I always give up... Hope ya liked, and please post a review!