Disclaimer : I don't own it.

Note : Look up the video 'Peanut butter Jelly time' on youtube. There's one that's a dancing banana, holding maracas. ;) You'll see what I'm going for.

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(Normal POV)

Snickering to himself, Starscream played back the recorded video of the time he decided to take a page from Barricade's book. He'd thought the idea odd, but the reactions from the fleshlings had been beyond hilarious and very much worth it. So worth it, he was fully intending to play a little more.

Flashback

Shifting his shape, he flew through the clouds. He listened to the cell phone call of the nameless man, who appeared to know the Captain William Lennox fleshling that the Autobot scum was allies with.

A law enforcement cruiser... Black and white... With a... 'Lock-ness monster' inside?

He'd known right away that it had to be Cybertronian, as the fleshlings' technology was not nearly advanced enough to pull off something like that. He'd also known it wasn't the scumbag, Prowl, as he was far too uptight to ever willingly pull something like that.

A simple message to Barricade only confirmed his thoughts.

Being bored himself, he found it amusing and searched the internet databanks for unusual forms to take, himself. He transformed his human holoform within the cockpit of his alternate body and flew over the cruiser's head, upside down, so the soldier could see him.

'I always knew you were a little fruity.' Was the chuckled response he got.

Shaking a little in laughter, he spiralled up, catching a good updraft, and flew among the clouds, searching out human fliers. It didn't take him long, and he cut directly in front of one, banking on just the right angle so the pilot inside could get a clear view.

"What the hell?!" He'd hacked into their communications systems. The pilot within the primitive aircraft did a quick double take. "Holy Mary, mother of God! Raven, you gotta see this!"

Starscream spiralled away, disappearing from in front of the aircraft, before pulling up behind a second one, not too far away, flying overhead, and turning upside down.

"Oh my God!" This was another male pilot. "Raven to air control. You wouldn't believe... You should see this pilot!" The man blinked a moment, checking his systems, shaking his head, and then looking again. "He's a fruit!"

Biting back his laughs, Starscream smiled at the pilot and waved merrily.

"I've heard the reports. I'm sure he sounds a little unstable, you should be careful. We don't know what he's capable of." Came the reply, almost sounding concerned over the frequency.

"No... Sir, I mean, he's a fruit! He's a giant fricken strawberry!"

Silence echoed over the line for a very long moment.

End Flashback

He'd had a lot of fun with that one, but his searches over the internet found other material as well. In fact, there was this one form... It was a struggle for his real body to take on this form. Luckily, he didn't try the real thing, just a 'suit' over his real body. He materialized 'maracas' in his hands as he backed up the memory file, and flew through the air with the greatest of ease.

With a smirk across his metallic face plates, Starscream mentally congratulated himself for thinking to find the identity of the pilots from the other day. He'd found out they were going for something called a psych evaluation, but had both passed, and were currently on duty, patrolling the skies above Tranquility.

It didn't take him long to find them.

They were flying lazily about, keeping an eye out on the sky around them as if expecting him.

Well, let's not disappoint, shall we. He thought evilly, as he flew up from behind them in his bipedal form, complete with 'suit' and 'maracas'. flying overhead, he began blasting music from his speakers, and it took everything he had not to laugh as he began to dance back and forth.

It's peanut butter jelly time!

The pilot started in the cockpit, the aircraft jerking a little in surprise. Looking up, his jaw dropped. "Oh, come on! You gotta be kidding me!!"

"Wolverine to Raven, what's-Oh. My. God." There was a choking sound on the other end of the line. "Is that.... Tell me that's not...."

"A giant dancing...robot, I think, wearing a banana suit? Uh... Well... Either we're hallucinating, or...."

It's peanut butter jelly time,

peanut butter jelly time,

peanut butter jelly time,

peanut butter jelly time.

They both blinked, too fascinated in watching the giant dancing robotic banana above them to pay the proper attention to their instruments.

Shaking maracas, Starscream danced back and forth, laughing hysterically inside, all the while blasting the music from his speakers. Oh, yeah, this is so worth it. He watched, fully aware their systems were screaming at them, but noting neither of them seemed to notice as they watched him dancing with what looked like horrified curiosity in their eyes.

"Ground control to Raven, come in Raven!"

Blinking a moment, the pilot look down, took in his sensors, and cursed, pulling up just before his jet could hit the side of a building. Damn it! I didn't even notice I was drifting downwards! "Raven here, what's going on?"

"Everything okay out there?"

The pilot hesitated, sharing a look with his comrade. He knew if he spoke the truth, they'd recall them both and probably lock them in the loony bin. "Uh, yeah. Sure."

Break it down now!

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!

"What in...God's name was that?"

"Uhm..." Raven shrugged at Wolverine, who took over for him.

"Well sir, that giant strawberry from the other day? He...seems to have a friend. We're both currently...dealing with a giant...robot wearing a banana suit, holding maracas, and singing the peanut butter jelly time."

There was laughter over the link. Hysterical laughter, and they knew it was coming from ground control. "This is no time for jokes, soldier."

"I'm not kidding-RAVEN! LOOK OUT!"

Having grown tired of their speaking, and all the dancing around, Starscream pointed one of the maracas at the other jet and let lose a red beam. Immediately, the second jet was taken out, and the Decepticon flew away snickering to himself.

"Ground control to Wolverine, come in Wolverine! ...Wolverine, please respond! Whats going on??"

"Raven was just...taken out by a giant dancing banana." In shock, Wolverine never saw the building until his plane crashed into the side of it.

Meanwhile...

Down on the ground, Barricade was watching the whole thing through Starscream's open link, and laughed. Giant dancing banana. Good one. He reluctantly admitted, driving away as the burning remains of two human aircrafts fell to the ground, and he sensed more than one Autobot signature approaching.

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Note : Ok, so it had a more morbid ending, but I figure Decepticons are supposed to seem (I said seem not be) ruthless, so...

Hope you like it.

R+R please.

Thank you.

Tenshi