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Note : Inspired by Just for Laughs: Gags

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(Arcee's POV)

I have to admit, as annoying as the twins could be... Well, more like their pranks, but... As annoying as they could be, they definitely had some good ideas.

Last night we all got together and decided to watch Earth movies. They wanted to introduce us to make believe worlds, and a form of their entertainment, so the theme was horror movies.

Of course, Annabelle was forbidden to watch, which meant Ironhide wasn't going to be there either, which meant Chromia would skip it. Ironhide insisted on watching over little Annabelle, while Sarah and Will watched the movies, and Chromia just wanted to spend time with her sparkmate.

The rest of us spent the first two movies confused, and a little worried for the humans who were jumping, yelping, screaming, shivering, and hiding behind some of the 'bots. Then we more or less got the hang of it and enjoyed the third one, a movie called 'Aliens'. The concept was possible, as we'd witnessed similar events on distant worlds, but the humans didn't need to know that.

Flashback

"I'm so glad those things don't exist." Sam muttered into Mikaela's hair.

Raising an optic ridge, I turned to Sam. "Doesn't your world also say aliens in general don't exist? Giant sentient robots?" I looked around at the others pointedly, before grinning evilly. "You should realize by now, Samuel Witwicky, that anything is possible."

"Don't those remind you of the symbiants of Tarmack III?" Flare-up looked at my significantly. "Those creatures who nested in the chests of other creatures, only to burst out as they hatched?"

"I do believe you're right. I also encountered a similar species on Grenden Mar." I nodded a little. "Perhaps, like us, they have a means of transporting to other worlds?"

"Oh, God, no!" Sam shuddered in horror and held Mikaela tighter. "Shut up, shut up!"

Mikaela rolled her eyes and grinned at us, before stroking his hair softly, as if in an attempt to soothe him. "Don't worry, babe. With the way you eat, and what you eat, you'd never know until it was too late."

"Shut uuuuuuuup!" He groaned, covering his ears.

I couldn't help but laugh, hearing his disgust in our topics of discussion. Bumblebee even smirked, though he shook his head at me and cycled his vents a little.

End Flashback

"Not my fault they were squeamish." My holoform self smiled as I brushed back long black hair, and sat up on the bike. We'd stopped at a red light, looking to my left, I blinked at a costume store. One of it's window displays featured a costume with an alien-like symbiant creature jutting out of the chest, covered in fake blood.

An idea suddenly hit me and I turned an evil smirk on Flare-up.

Chromia had once again decided to stay back at base, to tease the humans about their jumpiness since that movie marathon last night. That left Flare-up and myself with plenty of time to drive around, as long as we blended in.

Boss 'bot's not gonna like this. I thought as I gunned my engine, replaced my sunglasses over my eyes and drove off when the light turned green. 'Hey Flare, I just got a great idea for some quick fun.'

'Holoform transformations have been done.' She replied back, her long black hair tied back in a long braid, and wearing greenish tinted sunglasses.

'Not this way, it hasn't. Come on, wanna out do the twins?'

That got her interest, and we quickly discussed a plan. It was simple, really. Holograms were easy to make and control, and we could make it as real as possible. This would probably get us into trouble with Optimus and Ratchet, not to mention Prowl would blow a gasket, but it would be worth it.

Flare-up stayed right behind me as we drove. We acted normal enough, making sure no one saw us as anything more than a couple of sisters out, riding their kickaft bikes. Then it happened.

I doubled over, swerving myself dangerously as my holoform gasped and clutched her stomach with one hand. I twisted my face into an expression of shock, confusion and pain as I quickly pulled over and doubled up even more. I put both hands at my chest and straightened up, gasping.

Flare was at my side in an instant, faking concern as she got off her bike and walked over. "Are you ok?!"

"I think...it was just indigestion." I murmured, my lips trembling as I tried not to laugh. Looking up, I could see her struggling as well.

Doubling over again, I let out a low, pained groan for effect. Sure, we were out in the middle of nowhere, but people would see a girl who looked like she was hurting or something, and her concerned friend...

It wasn't long before a concerned citizen pulled over. Luckily it was a younger male, as I already had the frailties of the elder humans burned into my memory banks from a lecture from Ratchet. As he approached, I straightened up again, only to gasp in mock pain.

"Are you alright?" The guy asked.

Taking a look at him, I almost busted up laughing, remembering a report to Prowl from William Lennox, who spoke of a human male who had incidentally had to deal with a bored Decepticon, who'd taken a page from Sideswipe's books.

'Hey! It's Gremlin man!' Flare-up also recognized him, from what I guessed.

I felt a tiny bit bad for what I was about to do, but groaned a little and focused on him once again. "I'm fine... I think it's just the...Chinese takeout I had earlier."

He nodded sympathetically. "Yeah, the restaurant has good food, but it doesn't always sit well."

Tranquility, despite being a large city, only had one Chinese restaurant that delivered. This meant he must have eaten there, and only made things get better.

I tried to nod, but gasped sharply, and activated the modified hologram, causing something to press outward sharply, on my holoform chest. I went rigid, watching as he did, too, and his eyes widened in terror. I opened my mouth, to say something, but gurgled instead as the thing pressed out again.

"Uh... Uh..." He took a step back, looking petrified.

Suddenly, there was the sound of tearing material, and I looked down as a mishapen head burst from my shirt, covered in 'blood'. It had an elongated face, with a giant mouth filled with sharp looking, jagged teeth. It looked around, and then let out a high pitched squeal.

The man screamed shrilly, literally jumping back at least a foot, and backpedalling even further.

Taking the prank a step further, I made the creature jump out of my chest, as my holoform slumped over, 'dead', and it ran right towards the man.

Taking her cue, Flare went from terrified, to screaming shrilly and backing away. "Oh my P-God! God! Oh, my God!" She covered her mouth, her eyes widen and her frame shaking. Hell, even her real body was shaking, but that was in laughter.

The man froze. He watched the creature run up to his feet. He stopped screaming, he stopped moving. In fact, it looked like he'd stopped breathing all together.

Taking a page out of Wheelie's book, I then had the little creature jump forward, issuing another scream. It wrapped it's hands around the man's leg, who screamed again, and....began humping his leg.

Wheelie, eat your spark out.

"Oh, Primus!" Flare couldn't keep it up anymore, and began laughing loudly.

Gremlin man stared down at the alien a long moment, as if frozen. "I... I.... I...."

I took my cue and fixed my holoform. Flare ran back to her own bike, and we took off. I waited two minutes before making the humping holographic alien disappear, and then hacked into the phone lines.

I wasn't disappointed.

"Hello, Tranquility police? I'd like to report... I was just humped by a miniature alien."

I couldn't see straight, I was laughing so hard. I was aware of swerving all over the road, luckily it was abandoned, and it was even worse when I saw Flare-up in the same condition, her engine sputtering as she struggled not to topple over with the force of her laughter.

Needless to say, later checks found that man locked up in the local insane asylum.

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Hope you like it.

R+R please.

Thank you.

Tenshi