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starfire dauter of iron hide - If that actually happened, the Autobots would send the twins to the Decepticons to take the enemy out by driving them insane.....er. LOL But yes, definitely poor Ratchet and Prowl.
Note : I would recommend watching the Gummy Bear video on youtube so you know what song I'm going for. LOL!
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(Normal POV)
Sideswipe snuck a glance behind him, awkwardly juggling two barrels in his hands, trying to keep a firm but gentle hold on them to keep them from exploding and releasing their contents all over the place. Seeing the dark hallway was clear, he turned back and made as silent a mad dash as he could down the halls, quickly arriving in the pool room.
Sunstreaker was already there, with a really big, really long piece of two by four, and was swirling it through the pool waters, which were a darker blue than normal. He looked up upon hearing his brother entering, and smirked. "Hurry. He'll be along before too long."
Nodding, Sides walked forward and quickly popped the tops of the barrels, pouring their contents into the water and watching as it got even darker. Then he began humming to himself, lightly.
The tune made Sunny snicker again, before he joined in, the two humming Autobots standing over a dark blue pool and awaiting the arrival of another.
They didn't have to wait long.
Jolt walked through the doors, looking around with a confused expression before laying optics on the twins. One optic ridge slowly rose as he walked closer, and then he took in the pool. "Do I want to ask?"
"Probably not. Hey, did you get the calibrations?" Sideswipe tilted his head a little, trying not to laugh when Jolt eyed him a moment before nodding. 'It really must be the end of the world. I can't believe he actually agreed to help us.'
'I know. The pit's freezing over as we speak.' Sunstreaker's lips trembled a little as he nodded and stepped away from the pool. 'Then again, the video of the 'accident' made excellent blackmail.'
'Yep. The femmes were right, he really was pissed.'
Both twins twitched a little, trying to hide their laughter, as they recalled the video of Ratchet and the oil stain.
"So...?" Jolt folded his arms over his chest, eyeing the pool and the twins warily. "What did you need me for?" He took two more steps forward, and unknowingly landed right where the twins wanted him.
'Now!'
A switch was flipped across the room, and a piece of heavy machinery shook slowly as it came to life with a hum. A large magnet, suspended on a cord hung over Jolt's head, and before he could say anything, it activated, pulling him to it roughly.
It took everything the twins had, not to fall over laughing when he stuck head first to the magnet, unable to move to pull away. Luckily, earth magnetics were not usually strong enough to fully penetrate their strong armor, so no real damage would be done to his processors, but he was immobile at the moment.
The magnet slowly swung over to the pool and began lowering Jolt into the surprisingly warm liquid. He probably would have been yelling profanities at them, if his optics hadn't landed on the third figure moving into the light and joining them. Just before he was forced to shutter his optics to protect them from the liquid, he made out the distinctive shape of Ratchet, moving out of the shadows, even as Sideswipe pulled out a video of some sort and handed it to the medibot, who crushed it upon receiving it.
(Later)
When his optics came online, the first thing Jolt noticed was Sideswipe leaning over him and moving funnily. Then the silver Autobot pulled back, and he blinked a moment at a small metal tool in his hands, covered in what appeared to be a dark blue gelatin of some kind. His optics suddenly widened, and he shot up in a sitting position, pausing when something on his chest came into contact with the other mech and sent him sumersaulting backwards.
Looking down, his optics widened even more to see a near perfect orb of thick, gelatinous goop all around his torso. As he looked up, he caught sight of a mirror across the room, and frowned when he saw the rounded mounds on his head.
Sideswipe began snickering again, before darting out of the room, humming the same song from earlier.
Standing up, Jolt frowned and began searching the web. Surely there was a reason Sideswipe had chosen this form, and after searching for a while, he found it. He growled a little to himself, relaxing when his scans revealed he was simply covered in Jello, and pausing. I'm already like this... He stalked out of the room, watching as many humans paused in seeing him and began chuckling to themselves.
"Well, at least we can safely touch him without getting electrocuted." Will nodded to Epps and the two snickered as they disappeared around the corner.
"Not to mention, if we ever ran into him, we wouldn't have to worry about cutting ourselves." Robert smirked, stopping and peeking back around the corner.
"Nope. Just bouncing off him." Will nodded as the two resumed their walks.
Walking up and down the halls, he ignored the laughter and comments as he thought about whether to go further with the prank for amusement sake, or just clean up. Then he ran into Ratchet.
"Before you say a word, I didn't do a thing to you. The twins wanted me to recalibrate your vocal sensors so you would sound..." He paused and his eyes dimmed a moment. "Like a gummy bear, but I didn't." He frowned. "Although I have yet to see how anything can sound like a lifeless gelatinous snack." His optics trailed up and down the mech in front of him and twitched a moment. "I must say, you certainly look the part."
Jolt nodded. "I thought you hated the twins."
Shuttering his optics, Ratchet nodded. "Yes, I do, but I hate the videos of their successful pranks on me even more."
"Ah, blackmail." Nodding in understanding, Jolt barely caught sight of Annabelle Lennox walking down the hall, towards the rec room. Considering his appearance, and the attempted prank the twins pulled, he began searching youtube for possible ideas to.... He smirked suddenly. "Excuse me, Ratchet, but can I get a favor from you? We might need Wheeljack's help, too."
Shuttering his optics again, Ratchet sighed. He knew that look all too well and knew he was fragged. If he helped, he was in for revenge. If he didn't, he was in for revenge. Smirking back, he onlined his optics and nodded to Jolt, walking with the gelatin-covered bot down the hall. If I'm stuck, I might as well enjoy this.
(Two Days Later, Will's POV)
"You know Captain, I love this base." A female soldier smirked at me, jogging around the corner and then pausing to walk along side me. "It's so much more fun than I expected. Especially with all the pranks. Not to mention, your little girl's having a ball in the rec room." She saluted and dashed off with a giggle.
I paused for a moment and frowned. Annabelle? I grabbed my radio and turned it to Hide's frequency. "Hide? Where's Annabelle?" I knew I'd left her with him, and that he'd never allow anything to happen to her. Hearing bursts of music in the background as he responded, I frowned deeper.
"She is with me, and she is fine." There was a low chuckle, and another burst of music.
She's fine...and in the rec room. The amusement in Hide's voice had my eyes narrowing as I quickly began jogging down the hall. Grabbing a random soldier on the way by, I paused. "I need you to tell Secretary Keller I'll be a few minutes late. Something's come up, I just need to check it out." When he nodded, I let him go and once again resumed jogging down the hall.
Oh I'm a gummy bear
Yes I'm a gummy bear
The music suddenly blasted and then cut off, causing a whole lot of laughter to pour from the open human-sized door to the rec room. The laughter was that of bots and humans both, and I picked up the pace, entering the room and skidding to a stop as I took in the sight before me.
Oh I'm a yummy funny tummy lucky gummy bear.
Sideswipe was glaring at his brother and Jolt with a look that, if looks could kill, both bots would already be a smoking pile of scrap metal on the floor. He stalked forward with a growl and opened his mouth to speak.
I'm a jelly bear
'Cause I'm a gummy bear.
I could hear his cooling jets working overtime as he shut his mouth and raised his hands to his face, glaring once more as Jolt began laughing.
I couldn't help but laugh as well. That hadn't been Sideswipe's voice coming from him, either. It was a higher voice, one that suited the song that played whenever he opened his mouth. To to mention, it perfectly suited the, uh....look of him, now.
Sunstreaker, however, was also glaring at Jolt, though he kept turning his head to shoot Sideswipe just as nasty a look. He opened his own mouth but quickly closed it again, lashing out and trying to tackle his brother instead.
....Only to bounce off him and stumble three steps back.
Feeling a hand wrap around me, I relaxed into the familiar embrace and allowed Hide to lift me, before placing me in the flat palm of his other hand, where Sarah and Annabelle were both sitting, tears streaming down their face from laughter.
"Do I dare...?" I pointed as Sideswipe attempted to punch his brother, only to have his hand bounce off and causing him to stumble as his balance was thrown off.
"They pranked Jolt. This is revenge." Sarah giggled and held our daughter tighter. "Apparently they roped Ratchet into helping them, because they had a blackmail video, but he tricked them..."
I blinked a moment. "What in the world did they do to deserve that?!"
Both twins were currently covered in thick shells of what appeared to be a gelatinous substance. It looked and jiggled like jello, but the fact that they were bouncing off each other and seemed unable to remove it told me otherwise.
"They turned Jolt into a gummy bot." Annabelle laughed and clapped as the twins attempted to grapple, only to bounce off each other once again.
That makes sense. Considering the big gummy ears and round bellies, the twins more or less resembled gummy bots themselves.
Oh I'm a gummy bear,
Yes I'm a gummy bear.
I laughed a little at the rage-filled, horrified glance of Sunstreaker as everyone busted up laughing. "And the voice mods?"
"To keep their language under control." Sarah shrugged and turned to me. "I like it."
I laughed as the bots made anothe futile go at attacking each other. They struggled to grapple, and I winced as I was suddenly accosted with the image of twin Autobot sumo wrestlers. Gummy sumo wrestlers at that.
I shuddered, and watched as Ratchet seemed to be watching them more intently than the others. The medibot was standing between a smug looking Jolt and an amused Wheeljack. Then I took in how still and quiet Ratch was, and smirked. Making his own blackmail video, I see.
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Ba ba bidubidubi yum yum
Three times you can bite me
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Tenshi
