Hey guys, here is chapter 2.

Wade was wandering in a forest, not really sure where he was, but darn sure that the author had something to do with it. "Come on! I'm getting bored! I want something to happen or I'm going to shoot the next thing I see." he shouted. Then, he stopped as he heard something that sounded close in the underbrush. He drew his swords and stealthily made his way towards the source of the disturbance while muttering under his breath. Reaching the spot, he pressed his back against a tree and leaned his head around it. "Wooh! That is one big sword. I just bet he is compensating for something!" The words had barely left his mouth when there was some 'girl' behind him with a kunai to his neck.

Haku was surprised to find a kid his age out with two swords, a red and black outfit, and a lot of unrecognizable gear.

"Wow, you are hot! Do you want to go on a date?" the strange boy asked him.

Now Haku was mad! He was not a girl! He might look slightly feminine, but he certainly was not! The situation was really confusing- that the boy would ask someone for a date while that someone had a kunai to his throat. " You know I'm a guy, right?" That proclamation sent the boy in front of him wide eyed and he started to curse under his breath.

Zabuza was having a heard time not laughing at Haku's position. Sure he hated that compensating bit, but he soon realized that the strange boy never shuts up. Zabuza stood up and walks over to the still cursing ninja.

Wade look up at the large man with a huge sword on his back. "Hi. I am Deadpool. Now what can I do for you?….. So long as it does not involve rubber chickens." Wade said this in a completely serious tone of voice.

Zabuza looked at the kid in disbelief and thought. "What the Hell? Why would he ask that…. He is definitely insane. I might be able to use him." Zabuza's face might have been a smile if you could have seen it. "Hey, kid. If you help me, I will teach you how to use those swords."

A year went by and Wade was undoubtedly the most unpredictable fighter that had ever lived and also the most annoying. Zabuza on more then one occasion had chopped off Wade's arm after finding out he could re-grow them. However, he hoped that all that hard work and misery was going to pay off. Now they were meeting Gato

Wade did not know what to think of the man. He promised a lot of money, which was good, but Wade hated his guts, which was bad. "Excuse me, I have to use the restroom." Wade lied though his teeth while doing the little kid potty dance as he pressed his teleporter.

Wade appeared by a man typing on a computer. "Hey author-boss man! Is it important that I work for Gato now?"

The man frowned at Deadpool before finally nodding his head.

"Hey, thanks man and you better not mess up my story- got it?" Wade said. As he disappeared the man just shook his head and went back to work.

What do you think? Please review and tell me who should become Deadpool's friends?