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Wade just watched as the demon bros got their ass handed to them by Kakashi Hatake- the copy cat ninja. Wade let out a sigh. He now had to wait for Zabuza to attack and when he failed, like the voice in his head told him he would, he would then spy on the Konoha for some major plot change. He could tell the new Ninjas were going to be fun. One had a haircut like a duck's ass with a smirk. The girl clinging to his arm had bubble-gum pink hair, and the last one had a small dog on his head. Strange enough, but he kept yelling about how awesome they were. Wade spoke softly. "Idiots! I may be insane, but I am not stupid!" However, the words were hardly out of his mouth, when he thought "Are you sure?" This was followed by "Yes, I am Brain. I am sure this time…. I think?" Inside Wade's skull his brain sighed and knew that this was going to be worse than the pop rocks incident. Wade allowed himself a smirk, then he headed back to base. He was SO going to mess with them while Kakashi was gone and maybe get his brain to stop doubting him so much! "I mean really," he thought "how many things are in his body?".

Later at the training grounds, Wade was watching Kakashi teach his team tree climbing. He waited as Kakashi disappeared out of sight so that he could attack. Wade went into the brush behind Kiba still muttering to himself. "Hey, do you guys hear that? It sounds like talking." asked a confused Kiba, only to be knocked out by the hilt of Wade's sword.

Sasuke turned around and flung three kunai at Wade, only to have Wade deflect them at Sakura, injuring her. "Hey! Thanks, chicken butt-head." Wade called out, only to hear what sounded like birds chirping. Wade turned around to see Kakashi shove a ball of lighting in his chest. Wade heard him say something, but he could not really hear well at the moment. Wade looked up at Kakashi. "When I wake up, I am so going to kick your ass Cyclops." As Wade fell unconscious, Kakashi realized that the man in front of him was Naruto. Kakashi picked Naruto up and told everyone to meet at the bridge builders' house.

Wade was in a tight spot. He was with a giant key and a mouse and dog-like thing with a duck fighting off hordes of clowns. "This must be a dream, because I know that this is the wrong crossover." Wade thought as he woke up and realized that he was tied up. He looked around and spotted Kakashi staring at him. "You know it has been a long time since I last saw you." Wade just cocked his head. "Really, when did you see me….. I hope you are not some perverted stalker." Kakashi was really losing his patience, but seeing as this was his sensei son, he made an effort to keep his temper in check. Kakashi was thinking while watching Wade ramble on. "Well, maybe I can help with the crazy part, but I think we need some medic ninjas to help anyone that has to listen to him…he is worse then GAI!!" Kakashi just hoped that when he got Naruto back to Konoha, that he would NEVER MEET GAI!!

Sasuke was not sure of what to make of the new situation. They had captured an enemy shinobi, but Kakashi said that they were taking him to the Hokage. It made no sense! Not only that, but the shinobi would not shut up. It was so annoying that he was seriously thinking that a fight between the shinobi and his brother would be great, just to see the look on his brother's face before his brother committed suicide just to make the noise go away.

Minutes into the transport and Wade was bored. He had hoped that maybe Zabuza would help him out, but he must have left him. "Now that I think about it, what is that Zabuza doing?"

Far away in his hideout, Zabuza was enjoying something that had been missing for a long time….silence. He loved it, no more talking from Deadpool, no more stupid jokes, no more talking from Deadpool, no more idiotic actions, no more talking from Deadpool. Did he mention no more talking from Deadpool? He knew that Wade would be mad, but he would get over it AND he would start talking again. So Zabuza decided to enjoy the silence while it lasted, while at the same time making the enemy wish they were born without ears!