Okay, I have NO idea what this disease, mistake or illness Furlong, Ruby and Dave has…so I'm going with my most favourite type of comedy. I like Sex jokes XD Besides, I'm sure you dudes and duddettes do…right? Anyway, sorry but I feel that I've rushed the first few chapters. I get impatient once it comes to putting adventure and action, so please bear with me right now. :D

Disclaimer: In all respect to Lorne Lanning and his world of Odd, I do NOT own anything in this, I only own my OCs:

OCs in this Fanfic or are mentioned: Sapphire the Big Sis Slig, Rose the Landlady Clakker, Dave the 'Multitasking' Slig and Furlong the big bro Slig, Danni the Vykker and Ruby the Slig.

OCs that are NOT in this Fanfic but are still mine: Arnie the Glukkon, Tony the crawling Slig, Emerald the flying Slig, Sligknot (lol), Kiki the Slig, Grant the Glukkon, Mulot the flying Slig, Aaron the flying Slig, Peter the flying Slig.

OCs owned by friends who allowed me to put them on this: Bart the Big Bro Slig.

You're not a Bad person

Chapter 2

A new Journey Is Born

"Sexlexia? You're joking?"

Humphreys shook his head and she sighed sadly. Sapphire was in the Vykker Suit. She was wearing her bright blue t-shirt, revealing her flat stomach and she had her small brown backpack. She has been going through some rough times lately. Furlong's been chasing Sapphire everywhere only for one thing…you can guess? "Well, I don't care what it is. All I want is for Furlong, Ruby and Dave to be better. Where is this dude? I'll get the cure for them."

"Are you sure? Where the Doc is it's nothing you could imagine."

"Like I said, I don't care. So long I have Moolah, contact with you and something to guide me, I'll be fine."

"Okay, whatever you say." He handed her a PDA from his desk. "Keep this safe, we'll contact you if you need us."

"Good enough." She smiled.

Sapphire had to wait before she can go to this place. Meanwhile, as they floated towards her destination, Irwin spoke to her.

"Okay, you must go to a place called Mongo Valley. Ask for a Doctor called Doc. Vykker."

"Mongo Valley, Doc. Vykker. Got it!" Sapphire said, but then she blinked. "Where's Mongo Valley?"

Irwin turned to Humphrey before answering.

"There is a map there for you." He pointed at a small room filled with boxes and brew glasses. On one of the boxes, there was a folded sheet of paper.

"Okay…" Sapphire said at length, uncertainty clear in her voice. She walked towards it and grabbed it. She opened the brown paper to see a smallish map, something she never saw before. She turned around. "Irwin?" but then she realised that she was talking to herself. The doors were closed. "What the-" She glared up at a bright red sign:

Poop Chute

"Oh my-" She couldn't finish it because the flooring betrayed her and she was falling from the sky, scrambling in the air. She slammed through branches of the Kuja trees, which looked like bamboo poles. She crashed into some more, hitting and slapped each and every part of her body. She smashed onto the dirt-covered flooring, a hammer-blow force and the ground opened up and swallowed her.

The cococo birds chattered in panic, whirling around the upper reaches of the leaf canopy Sapphire just dived through. The assault on their houses was soon over and the forest quieted itself again.

For a moment, nothing could be seen but the crumpled heap of the Big Sis Slig was on the forest floor, a bedding of branches that she dragged with her was snapped and broken underneath her. Then, in seconds, it was raining branches and leaves over Sapphire. The branches slapped heavily onto the forest floor and the leaves fluttered gently to the forest floor and Sapphire. Every ounce of energy had been drained from her body instantly...