Disclaimer: Question: why would I be on if I owned Inuyasha? Wouldn't I be better spending my time drawing the actual manga instead of ENDING it? I finished it and I'm a little depressed now…
Note: I just had to write this fanfiction. This idea has been stuck in my head since forever!
Bundle of Joy
As Kagome packed the picnic basket she began to realize something. Is this a…DATE? I mean, like in directly…could this be some sort of…Kagome shook her head. Snap out of it, Higurashi, you would never go on a date with that jerk. Besides if Mizuko is coming how could it ever be a date? Kagome looked over at Inuyasha holding Mizuko over his shoulder. She decided that it was not a date but a…family outing. She grinned. But doesn't that make us…a family? I'm the mommy and he's the… Kagome smacked her forehead, she need to get those kind of thoughts out of her head. They were stupid. He's got a girlfriend anyway. Kagome sighed with something that felt like sorrow…
Inuyasha scowled as he held Mizuko, not only was she pulling her hair, but what she said last night was really bugging him. He told himself to forget about it, she was a kid it was probably something she said randomly. But for some reason the wheels kept turning. And making him blush. Did Mizuko meant love between me and…? Inuyasha knew that if he kept thinking like that he would have to smash his head against something and kill a few thousand braincells. Buddy, you've got a girlfriend, don't you forget. Beside love doesn't always mean something…romantic…it can be platonic or maybe she meant between family. Or maybe she meant nothing at all. Buddy, you gotta stop sweating this. Right now. Listen to yourself, you just called yourself buddy not once but TWICE. You're gonna freakin lose it if you don't stop. So…STOP. Inuyasha frowned, he was weirding himself out. "Can we leave now?"
"I wonder what's gotten him so enthusiastic, he didn't want to go in the first place. And now he's all impatient," Kagome muttered, packing the last of the food. "Fine, I'm done anyways. Why couldn't you help me with the packing, again?"
"Me and plastic wrap…we don't get along," Inuyasha had on such a serious face Kagome couldn't help but giggle. "It isn't funny, okay. It's tramautizing." Inuyasha had a mini-flashback on the plastic wrap adventure that had gone awry. "That's never happening again, this I swear."
"C'mon, goofball!" Kagome giggled halfway out the door.
"Thanks, Mrs. Higurashi," Ayumi, Eri and Yuka stood outside disappointed. Kagome had just ditched them without telling them where she was going.
"She can't keep disappearing like that," Yuka sighed, "We're her friends too."
"I know, she's being such a bad friend!" Ayumi cried.
Eri added, "But I bet she has a good reason though."
"C'mon, goofball!" they all turned to see Kagome leaving Inuyasha's house giggling.
"Shut up! I'm not goofing around!" they heard Inuyasha yell.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Whatever." She walked right pass the three without saying a word. She didn't see them.
"Impatient wench," Inuyasha muttered, walking past them as well. He didn't seem to notcie their presence either. He was carrying something but they couldn't see what it was. Kagome had picnic basket in her hands.
"What the hell is going on?" Yuka cried, "We're they…flirting?"
"Are they going on a date?" Eri screamed.
Ayumi huffed, "Couldn't she have told us first?"
The three sat there silently for a few moments…
"LET'S FOLLOW!" the three squealed.
Inuyasha's ears twitched. "Kagome…"
"Yeah…?" She replied.
"Someone's discovered the answer to the riddle in the newspaper," Inuyasha answered in a distracted tone.
Kagome stared at him for a few moments. "Um…what the hell does that got to do with anything?"
"I don't know…I just heard it and felt like sharing," he responded, still in that distracted tone.
Kagome shook her head, "You're so weird most of the time. By the way, what's the answer to the riddle?"
"Chet's hollow," Inuyasha answered.
"What the hell is that?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha sighed, "How am I supposed to know? I peeked at the answers."
"Why do you even do the riddles?" Kagome inquired, "All the answers are weird and make no sense."
"I have reasons behind everything," Inuyasha answered mysteriously, "Reasons that are mysterious to even me…"
Kagome stopped abruptly. "You have no idea, do you? I said it once and I'll say it again. YOU…ARE…A FREAK…"
Inuyasha growled, "I said it once and I'll say it again. YOU…ARE…AN IDIOT!"
Kagome huffed and the two continued to walk in an angry silence. Both unaware of the three trailing them. Surprisingly unaware…
Ayumi, Eri and Yuka stalked them the whole way wondering two main things: (1) Where in the world were they going and (2) Are they or are they not going out? Finally the answer to the first question quickly became clear as they reached a park. The pair (Inuyasha and Kagome) headed for an empty clearing.
The three rushed into a bush and watched the pair unpack their picnic. As they watched, another wonder became relevant: (3) What on earth has Inuyasha been holding? They watched as the two set up and argued.
"Why can't we go to the playground?" Kagome barked.
Inuyasha nearly screeched, "Do you not know the meaning of secret? Can you not understand the concept of no one finding out? I picked this secluded area for a freaking reason, if you can't figure it out then you must be some kind of idiot, wench!"
Kagome seethed, "You know what, I'm tired of your attitude!"
"I'm tired of YOUR FACE!" Inuyasha screamed.
"I'M JUST PLAIN TIRED OF YOU!" Kagome yelled.
Inuyasha growled, "Kikyo is so much better…"
They sat there panting, still fuming. Ayumi, Eri and Yuka sat in the bushes, surprised. That was some kind of fight. And now they had two more wonderings. (4) What was their sercret? (5) If they are so mad at each other why are they even here?
"If not for her…" they both muttered, "I wouldn't be here."
(6) HER?!
"Waaaah!" Mizuko wailed, they were fighting again. And yelling, she hated yelling.
Inuyasha picked up Mizuko from beside him and tried to calm her down. "Stop crying…"
"Mizuko, please, don't cry," Kagome begged, reaching for Mizuko.
(7) MIZUKO? They assumed that Mizuko was her…but what were they doing…with a child…babysitting? But one thing remained, Mizuko was adorable! The three rushed to hold Mizuko in their arms, Ayumi beating the others to it.
"She's so cute!" Ayumi squealed.
Inuyasha and Kagome froze. Inuyasha's eyes turned to Kagome. You said I wouldn't regret it. Kagome looked at him. How was I supposed to know that they'd be here…in the bushes… "Did they follow us here? Ayumi, Eri and Yuka, did you guys spy on me?!"
Ayumi was playing with Mizuko. "Never mind that, this little girl is so KAWAII!"
"Who's kid is she?" Eri wondered.
Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each other, thinking up a really good lie when…
"Mommy, Daddy!" Mizuko squealed reaching for them.
Kagome's friends eyes widened in realization as their eyes followed Mizuko towards Kagome and Inuyasha. Ayumi placed Mizuko on the floor in shock. Mizuko crawled towards Inuyasha and Kagome calling them 'Mommy and Daddy' the whole way.
"Is she…" Yuka began completely shocked.
"…your…" Eri continued, dumfounded.
"…CHILD?" Ayumi screamed in conclusion.
Inuyasha and Kagome ferverously shook their heads. "No, no, no, you've got it wrong, no, no, no! Not at all! She's not…how could she be…that's ridiculous!" But Mizuko wasn't helping.
"OMG! SHE IS!" the three screamed in shock and disgust.
Inuyasha and Kagome groaned. This was going to be difficult.
How did you like it? I had to write this one because I had figured this chapter out right away and had to right it down before I forgot it and messed it up. So, thanks to all my reviewers who helped push me along…
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