Disclaimer: Question: why would I be on if I owned Inuyasha? Wouldn't I be better spending my time drawing the actual manga instead of ENDING it? I finished it and I'm a little depressed now…

Note: Rumiko Takahashi, what is with the open endings? With Ranma ½ you never answered ANY questions! I'm almost wary to read Lum now, you know that? I'm afraid to have my heart further broken with another open ending! You know who knows how to write a good ending? The creator of MAR! The ending had so many twists it blew my MIND! And the guy who wrote Ichigo 100 was pretty good too.

Bundle of Joy

When she had finally had Hojo out the door, Kagome sighed in relief. She glanced at the clock, it was getting past Mizuko's bedtime. "Aww…and today was Mommy and me day," the thought made Kagome chuckle at Inuyasha's face when she shoved little Mizuko into his arms. "I wonder how he took having Mizuko and Kikyo to handle, judging by his reaction he must've been exhausting to try and keep her a secret. "I better go over there and get Mizuko back."

Inuyasha walked back to the sofa almost happy after he closed the door and kissed Kikyo goodbye. "Why was I so afraid to tell my dream girl about you?" he inquired smiling at Mizuko. But as soon as his butt felt the fabric, the doorbell rang. His good mood melted away. "Who the hell is it?"

"Hey, Yash, can I have Mizuko back? I hope she didn't ruin your little date," Kagome remarked.

Inuyasha smirked, "Quite the opposite, if I do say so myself."

"Huh?" Kagoem was shocked.

"Kikyo took Mizuko the best, she actually listened to what I had to say," Inuyasha answered, "That is why she is marriage material."

Kagome rolled her eyes. "They say love makes you blind but apparently it makes you stupid too."

"Shut up," Inuyasha snapped, "You came for Mizuko, come in and get her." He walked to his sofa and left the door ajar.

Kagome laughed and headed for the sofa where Mizuko was crawling about. "So how'd you and Kikyo get along?"

"Key-key-yoh?" Mizuko replied, "Oh, stepmommy! Me and stepmommy get awong vewy well!"

"Kikyo is your…she's your stepmommy?!" Kagome gasped then turned to Inuyasha angrily, "Where did that idea come from?"

"It wasn't me! It was Kikyo's idea, honest!" Inuyasha cried, waving his arms around in defense.

"She…she SUGGESTED it?!" Kagome gasped.

Inuyasha nodded, "I know, I was shocked too."

Mizuko giggled completely unaware, "Awe we gonna have mommy and me time now, Mommy? Because Mizuko weally missed mommy even wit stepmommy hewe. What was Daddy's impotent bizness wit stepmommy anyways?"

Inuyasha and Kagome froze, slowly turning to look at each other. Should we explain it now or lie about it? The thought seemed to hang in the air between them.

"Um…see…um Daddy really, really likes stepmommy…so um…" Inuyasha was finding it very difficult to get this out and Kagome was finding it difficult to look up from her shoes.

Mizuko's eyebrows furrowed in confusion and she looked between her parents. "But…I thought Daddy weally, weally liked Mommy?"

Inuyasha choked as both he and Kagome turned beet red.

"Don't you, Daddy?" Mizuko asked, sounding like her world would crumble if he didn't.

Inuyasha took a deep breath, looked Mizuko right in the eye and lied his pants off. "Absolutely, of course Daddy really, really likes Mommy. Why wouldn't he? So what if she's a little dull and b-mean, that doesn't matter to your Daddy."

Kagome glared at Inuyasha then turned to Mizuko and grinned, "Yeah, Daddy likes Mommy and Mommy likes Daddy."

"Finally someone decides to help out," Inuyasha muttered to Kagome, which she ignored completely.

Mizuko grinned, "Good…so Daddy likes them both?" (A/N: She doesn't know the HALF of it.) Both Kagome and Inuyasha nodded stiffly so Mizuko smiled wider. "So stepmommy is another mommy!"

Inuyasha choked for the like the umpteenth time that day…one of these days he'll actually be choking on something…you know, other than air and he might just actually die…

"Um…so Mizuko, now we'll go have Mommy and me time now, I'm sure Daddy wants to be alone now," Kagome managed barely recovering from 'But…I thought Daddy weally, weally liked Mommy?'.

"Bye, bye Daddy!" Mizuko waved as Kagome carried her out the door.

"Bye…" Inuyasha gasped, "I NEVER SIGNED ON! ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THIS SHIT!" That waited until he was sure those two were way outta ear shot.

When Kagome and Mizuko finally reached her home again, Kagome was disappointed to find out that Mommy and me time would have to be postponed on a count of Mizuko's asleep.

-The Next Day-

"Heard you had your long awaited date with future Mrs. Inuyasha Taisho, how was it?" Eriko grinned.

Inuyasha glared at her as he, Kagome and her made their way to school. "Shut up, oh and FYI it went great. She wasn't too mad about having to endure such a long time without her precious Inuyasha."

The two girls rolled their eyes. Kagome shook her head, "You know, cockiness only takes you so far…"

"You outta know," Inuyasha remarked.

Kagome scowled, "I've seriously had enough of you, you know that!"

"I didn't think that was possible," Inuyasha smirked.

"Ugh!" Kagome sighed, "You are just…so…SO…"

"Perfect?" Inuyasha smiled.

"No, AGGRAVATING!" Kagome replied.

Inuyasha retorted, "Well you're no apple pie either."

"WTF does that even MEAN?" Kagome snapped, "You just say random shit and pass it off as genius!"

"Genius, I'm surprised you know what that means. I mean it's not like you hear it often," Inuyasha replied.

"ARGH!" Kagome screeched.

Eriko sighed, "Wow, all that time together did not approve your relationship at all."

"WHAT RELATIONSHIP?!" Both screamed, 'But…I thought Daddy weally, weally liked Mommy?' still hanging in their thoughts.

"As friends," Eriko laughed and then added when her friends sighed in relief, "For now…"

"Eriko, I don't see what makes you think that we could ever get together," Inuyasha responded.

"Your chemistry for one thing!" Eriko yelled.

Kagome turned to Eriko, absolutely horrified, "WHAT chemistry?! If you think we have chemistry then I have no idea what the hell you're doing during chem, because you're obviously not paying attention!"

"Oh please, sometimes there are so many sparks flying between you two that I get prepared to call the fire department," Eriko remarked.

"There are sparks because of our hatred, there coming off the flames of desire to kill each other!" Inuyasha corrected.

"They're flames of desires but to kill each other…I don't think so," Eriko retorted and Inuyasha tripped her.

Eriko frowned, "Way mature, Inuyasha."

"Like you know what mature is," Kagome retorted, "You have the maturity of a three year old boy."

"That's not very mature, you know," Inuyasha added in a matter-of-fact, know-it-all tone.

"I bet you two know a lot about three year olds," Eriko remarked and then ran up ahead before anyone could damage her in any way of form.

"WTF?" Kagome and Inuyasha shrieked, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"It's worse than 'you're no apple pie either'," Kagome added.

"Shut up," Inuyasha responded.


Haha so how'd you like it? I had to throw that last part in because well the title…I came up with the title as Kagome's reaction to Kikyo being Mizuko's stepmommy.

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