Disclaimer: Question: why would I be on if I owned Inuyasha? Wouldn't I be better spending my time drawing the actual manga instead of ENDING it? I finished it and I'm a little depressed now…

Note: Rumiko Takahashi, what is with the open endings? With Ranma ½ you never answered ANY questions! I'm almost wary to read Lum now, you know that? I'm afraid to have my heart further broken with another open ending! You know who knows how to write a good ending? The creator of MAR! The ending had so many twists it blew my MIND! And the guy who wrote Ichigo 100 was pretty good too.

Bundle of Joy

"So in a couple of days, we burst into the house all super spy ninja style and BAM! Catch the two in the act!" Eriko smiled.

"The act of what…?" Miroku inquired sleazily.

Sango glared, "The act of parenting, retard. Not everyone is super horny like you."

"I'm not super horny," Miroku replied, 'wounded'.

Bankotsu sighed, "Yeah, just mega horny."

"For you," Miroku smiled at Sango. She slapped him and then turned away.

"Pervert," Sango remarked, "And nothing you can ever say will erase that opinion of you."

Eriko rolled her eyes. "How do we always get off topic? Anyway, that's what we'll do. That is the plan."

"Dun duh duh!" Miroku added.

Bankotsu and Sango glared, a violent aura coming off of them. "I thought you said you weren't gonna do that again."

"No, Sango said I'd never do that again," Miroku corrected.

Sango scowled, "I meant it."

Miroku gulped, "You're gonna hurt me, aren't you?"

"Definitely," Bankotsu and Sango smirked, cracking their knuckles.

"Definitely what?" Inuyasha asked as he took his seat beside Bankotsu.

"We're definitely gonna hurt Miroku," Sango answered.

Inuyasha sighed, "Do I wanna ask?"

Sango replied, "Should you even ask?"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes…

-On the day of the plan ("Dun duh duh!" "Miroku!" "Sorry" "You're gonna be!" "Wait, no! Mercy!"-

Inuyasha waltzed into his home. "Mizuko?" he called and there was no response. No 'Daddy!', no 'Yay!' Nothing. No one rushed towards him and that meant no judgmental, slightly overweight Mexican woman in her late forties glaring at him as he kicked her the hell out. It was a little lonely. "Ah well, it's for the better!"

Just then the phone rang. "Kagome?" he answered, "Our plan went just as planned!" Inuyasha snickered malevolently, "Yes! Let's just see Eriko's face now that her shitty plan failed miserably!"

"Inuyasha?" Kagome asked worried after hanging up the phone. "He's a little loony. How can anyone think I'm in love with that…now off to the Miko cave! Dunna dunna dunna Super Miko! Dunna dunna dunna Super Miko! I am awesome! I am awesome! I'm awesome!" Kagome zoomed upstairs. "Zoom zoom zoom! Zoom zoom zoom!"

Souta sighed, "Maybe high school is a little too stressful…seriously."

Mrs. Higurashi laughed, "Yes, our Kagome is nuttier than peanut butter!"

"Mom? Are you baking…a newspaper?" Souta asked incredulously.

Mrs. Higurashi laughed, "Oh my! I guess I must've misplaced the cookies. No wonder today's news seemed a little chocolatey. Now, if I have the newspaper, where are the cookies?"

Souta sighed, "Maybe there's something in the water…I feel sorry for Inu no nii-chan if he marries into this family."

-Later…you know at the time of the plan…"Dun dun duh!" "Do you ever learn?" "It was an accident! Sorry!" "Not sorry enough, apparently!" "No- argh! Ow, Sango, my ribs!"-

Eriko swerved about in all black, humming the Mission Impossible them. She opened up a window and flipped inside.

The rest of the gang followed irately in through the front door after Bankotsu used his extra key.

"Show off," Miroku muttered.

"Retard," Bankotsu scowled.

Yuki sighed, "Carried away."

Sango glared, "D, all of the above plus annoying!"

Eriko rolled her eyes. "Sorry if I just wanted to get into the mood of this mission. Now where would he hide a baby?"

Inuyasha looked up from his newspaper. "Where would who hide a baby?"

"You…" Eriko answered shocked, "I thought you had a date with Kikyo tonight."

Inuyasha sighed and turned back to the newspaper. "She cancelled at last minute, Kaede emergency."

Sango gave him a sidelong glance. "Since when do you read the newspaper, Yash?"

Inuyasha smirked, "I have many hobbies that will remain a mystery… whoo!"

"That's it, you guys wanna be retarded, go ahead!" Bankotsu turned to leave, "Just don't expect me to stick around. I got homework and a life!" Then he marched off.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Drama Qu –king- so what's with the outfits? Going to a MIB convention?"

Eriko sighed, "No…no we're not. Anyway, we just came to visit…bye." Then she left downhearted. Sango, Miroku and Yuki threw up their hands and followed, unsure of what else to do.

"Come back anytime, ya hear!" Inuyasha hollered in a southern accent, then snickered to himself, "Just like a charm…"

-At the Tenji household-

"I have gathered everyone here, except Inuyasha and Kagome, for one reason!" Eriko called as everyone took his or her seats.

"Your idiotic plan failed miserably and you have nothing else to do but force us to listen to you rattle on about possible new plans and hypothesize on why the last one failed?" Bankotsu muttered.

Eriko blinked in disbelief. "Um…sorta…see I know exactly why the plan" here Bankotsu and Sango glared at Miroku to keep him from slipping up "failed, Inuyasha…he saw it coming. But I have a new plan and this one won't fail! Because he won't be able to predict this!"

Bankotsu scowled, "I hope it's not as idiotic as the last one…"

-At the Taisho household after school-

Kagome rocked Mizuko back and forth, so excited to have her back. "Mommy missed you so much Mizuko! I missed you so much!" she cooed as Mizuko giggled.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "You can't stand one night without her? You are getting a little too into this, you know that?"

Kagome sneered at him then went back to playing with Mizuko.

"You know Kagome, you should never get too attached to things because when they're taken away it's way harder to bare even if you saw it coming," Inuyasha commented looking at the wall instead of Kagome.

"Huh?" Mizuko turned to her Daddy.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha. "Where did that come from?"

"It's just advice," Inuyasha replied avoiding the answer.

Mizuko pouted, "Daddy looks so sad!"

Kagome sighed, "Daddy's been through a lot of bad stuff in his life."

"Maybe I can make him feel betta!" Mizuko smiled and reached for Inuyasha. Kagome handed her off to her.

Inuyasha smiled sadly as Mizuko tried to cheer him up. "Nice try!" He shook his head.

Kagome looked dreamily out the window. "I wish your Aunt could've actually stayed, it would've been nice to see the lady who brought this light into my life."

"You wouldn't like her," Inuyasha answered, "I don't."

Kagome rolled her eyes. "You don't like a lot of people."

"That's because a lot of people suck," he retorted.

"No," Kagome replied, "You suck."

Mizuko pouted, no one was paying any attention to her. "You know if Mommy and Daddy were gonna do Mommy and Daddy stuff, they shoulda told Mizuko!" she cried and wandered off Inuyasha's lap and up the stairs.

Inuyasha and Kagome looked stunned, "Mommy and Daddy stuff…?" Ten minutes before it sunk in and the big blushes crept onto their faces. "Mizuko, we wouldn't!" They managed but it was a little too late.

Inuyasha turned to Kagome. "Do you really wanna meet the woman who made us go through this stuff all the time, knowingly?"

Kagome sighed, "Not anymore."


Liked it? I know I said I'd write a chapter everyday but sometimes things happen…cough my brother cough and originally I was gonna write two chapters to make up for it but again…the same stuff! So deal with this!

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