Chapter 2
Chekov:
Keptin, you are the most beeg headed, baboon sized brain, sexist pig, I weell EEVER meet in my whole and I am only sewenteen!
Spock: (laughing slightly)
I have wanted to say that for years.
(Sulu walks onto the bridge and starts laughing at the sight of Spock laughing. Chekov gets an idea and walks over to Sulu and whispers it in his ear.)
Sulu:
That's brilliant, Pavel.
(They link arms)
Sulu & Chekov:
Star Trekkin across the universe.
On the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin across the universe.
Boldly going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
(Kirk pulls out his gun and fires)
