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Bundle of Joy
"So, um...yeah. We can't hang out as much anymore," Inuyasha chuckled nervously, "My voice mail and answering machine can't hold any more complaints. It really sucks being beloved by all." He laughed humorlessly.
Kikyo smiled sadly attempting to shield her sadness. "I get it, I can hog you forever. I guess I have to learn to share. Too bad, I hate sharing," it was her turn to laugh humorlessly, "It was fun while it lasted Yash. I kinda wanna just go home now anyways, by myself, so you can start your new schedule now. See ya." Kikyo just left.
Inuyasha stared at her but couldn't help thinking. 'Why does it sound like she just broke up with me?' Inuyasha clutched his chest, "Kikyo, are you really okay?" He blinked back tears and stared after her, "Or are you lying for my sake?"
Kikyo sighed, "Wrong on both accounts." She leaned against a tree trunk and sighed heavily, "I'm lying for my own sake. I'm selfish...too selfish." She ran off, trying to keep her tears at bay.
...
"Yash! So glad to have you back!" Eriko squealed rushing towards Inuyasha for a hug.
Inuyasha skillfully stepped aside and let her slam against the wall. "Yeah, wee!" he replied half-heartedly.
Sango frowned, "I can't help but notice that you seem less than ecstatic about this.
"Oh really? I don't look happy to you?" Inuyasha quipped sarcastically.
Sango glared, "Hey, I don't need any more of your-"
"Did something happen with Kikyo?" Kagome cut in. She wanted to wait until at least Eriko was out of the room but he seemed so down.
Inuyasha looked up at Kagome. "What makes you think that?" he said in a dead tone.
Sango grumbled, "I don't know maybe the fact that you sound about as alive as Kagome's great grandmother."
Miroku placed a calming hand on Sango's shoulder. "If this really is about Kikyo, let's leave the attitude outside, shall we?" Miroku warned cautiously.
Sango's eyes widened, "Me? But he-"
"Might be hurting," Yuki added, "So maybe we shouldn't return the favour on the attitude this time 'round."
Sangosighed in submission when she say Inuyasha look downcast and noticed the fact that tears were threatening to spill over.
"What's you deal now, wuss?" Bankotsu, ever the caring and considerate friend, snapped.
Inuyasha looked away defiantly and simply ignored Bankotsu. That was enough to make Bankotsu wanna punch his lights out. "We don't see you for weeks and you come back whining about the very bitch that took you away! I oughta-"
"She didn't take it well, did she?" Kagomecut in again, trying to keep Inuyasha from just bailing.
Inuyasha shrugged, "She said it was okay but she acted like it wasn't."
"So?" Bankotsu snorted and Kagome gave him a look to which he indignantly scoffed and turned away.
"She didn't break up with you did she?" Kagome gasped. She would've beaten Eriko for her hopeful visage if not for the fact that Inuyasha turned to look at her.
"I'm not sure..." he sounded detached and distant.
Kagome blinked in surprise. "You're...not sure?" She honestly meant for that to come out more kind and sensitive.
Inuyasha nodded, "Like I said, she did one thing and said another."
"Well did she say'Inuyasha, I'm breaking up with you'?" Again, the verysensitive Bankotsu tactfully asked.
Sango glared, "Bankotsu!"
Bankotsu turned away indignantly and scoffed, "Just getting to the point."
Inuyasha winced, "Not really..."
Kagome's face contorted into a worried one.
"What makes you think she might've broken up with you, Yash?" Miroku was honestly trying to help.
Inuyasha answered the question anyways. " 'I guess I have to learn share. I hate sharing. Well, Yash, it was fun while it lasted' " Inuyasha even adopted her tone of voice when she said it.
"Oh, I can see how you could get that idea," Eriko remarked, wincing.
Sangolooked at Inuyasha shocked, "Did she really say 'it was fun while it lasted'?"
Inuyasha glared, "Would I have said she did if she didn't?"
Sango gulped, "Sor-ry."
"Pansy," Bankotsu retorted, "Getting all worked up over a girl."
Inuyasha abruptly got up and left Eriko's house. He didn't even say a single word.
Kagome glared at Bankotsu. "I think I can see why he felt perfectly ditching us for Kikyo. Kikyo never dishes out hallmark phrases like you Bankotsu. 'Pansy, getting all worked up over a girl' Honestly you're people skills, TOTALLY IMPROVING!" She snapped, "You know he told me 'Everybody sucks' and I am going to repeat to you Bankotsu what I said to him. YOU SUCK!" With that she turned and followed after Inuyasha.
Everyone stood shocked for a moment, especially Bankotsu, who had actually just been grumpy because Inuyasha hadn't seemed the teensy bit happy to be with his friends. It ticked him off.
Sakura came from the kitchen, "Condoms anyone?" She looked around enthusiastically holding a tray of what-she-just-said.
Eriko slapped her forehead, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Miroku shook his head, "You honestly have the worst timing."
-Meanwhile with Inuyasha and Kagome-
"Inuyasha, wait!" Kagome cried running after him, "I don't know what the hell Bankotsu's deal is today. It's like he's got a tampon up his ass."
Inuyasha chuckled to himself at the very idea and stopped.
Kagome panted, "Thank" huff "gawd" gasp "you" wheeze "stopped!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Someone needs to work out."
"Shut up!" Kagome laughed, "You feeling better now?"
Inuyasha evaded her question, "Kagome?"
Kagome blinked in surprise. "Yes...?"
"Where's Mizuko?"
Kagome looked around. "Shit."
Inuyasha's eyes widened. "I cannot believe you! Leave you alone with her for just a couple of weeks and 'oops, where's the baby?'!"
Kagome glared, "Maybe Mizuko's gone looking for her ABSENTEE FATHER!"
"Shut up okay, just shut up, I'm not the one that last MIZUKO!" Inuyasha snapped, "How can you lose her? I can you just misplace a PERSON!"
Kagome scowled, "I don't know, maybe I was a little busy seeing as how I suddenly became a SINGLE MOTHER, YOU SON OF A-"
"You have no rightto talk about my mom!" Inuyasha cut in, "She was hell of a better mom than you, I mean, she's never lost a child."
Kagome took a step closer. "Well, excuse me!"
"No! You lost Mizuko!" Inuyasha growled, taking a step closer.
"Argh!" Kagome snarled take another step closer. They were now about an ant's length apart, making malicious animal noises.
"Whoa! Get a room!" A man hollered.
Inuyasha and Kagome took notice of the positions and quickly pulled apart, both a deep crimson.
"Mizuko!" They both stuttered, "Got a find her."
"How on earth can you lose a kid?" Inuyasha grumbled.
Kagome glared, "Don't start with me."
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