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Bundle of Joy

Kagome and Inuyasha frantically searched, leaving only two places unsearched and three stone unturned. Kagome barged into her home frantic and very annoyed by a certain hysterical hanyou.

"Mom!" she screamed, "Do you have any idea where Mizuko could be?"

"Yes, because her very own mother is stupid enough to LOSE MY BABY!" Inuyasha cried.

Kagome glared back at Inuyasha. "I didn't lose her."

"Oh, yeah. You just MISPLACED MY PRECIOUS MIZUKO!" he screeched.

Kagome scowled, "Oh yeah, now that she's missing she's your precious Mizuko."

Inuyasha glared back at her. "What is that supposed to mean?"

"I'm just saying, you could stand to be without when you could be with Kikyo," Kagome retorted matter-of-factly.

"Shut up," Inuyasha snapped, "Had I known you were capable of LOSING A CHILD I would have been a bit more worried."

"I DID NOT LOSE HER!" Kagome protested, "I just let her out of my sight for like five seconds. You let her out of your sight for like three goddamn months!"

Inuyasha screamed, "Which is more important, Kagome? The fact that I decided to spend time with my girlfriend up until yesterday or the fact that little Mizuko is MISSING RIGHT NOW?"

Kagome stuttered, "Mizuko, of course, it was just…I was just…"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Maybe if you didn't think about me so much, Mizuko wouldn't be missing."

Kagome's face went deep crimson. "I WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU! I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU! WHY WOULD I THINK ABOUT YOU?!"

Inuyasha blinked. "Whatever, Mizuko is more important right now." He tried to conceal his surprisingly hurt feelings.

Finally Mrs. Higurashi came to the door. "Honey, did you want something?"

"MY BABY!" Inuyasha cut in before Kagome could answer.

Mrs. Higurashi looked surprised. "I don't have Mizuko."

Kagome sighed and elbowed Inuyasha in the ribs, "I know, but do you know who does?"

"Didn't you take her with you to Eriko's house?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.

Kagome froze. Inuyasha stared at incredulously, "You mean she's been at Eriko's house the entire time?"

Kagome nodded very slowly.

"You idiot," Inuyasha replied and headed across the street to Eriko's house. Kagome quickly collected her thoughts and followed.

Kagome sighed, "Shut up, Inuyasha. I forgot, okay?"

"You made me leave her in the hands of the Tenji's only to search around town for her. I ran around exasperated! And who knows how long she's been with the Tenji's? They're the Tenji's Kagome. THE TENJI'S!" Inuyasha replied.

Kagome wiped the spit off her face. "C'mon Inuyasha, they're not that bad."

Inuyasha scoffed, "Shows what you know. I have spent several afternoons with that family, they're nut jobs. Sakura is a condom-addict, okay? She is obsessed with safe you-know-what. Do you really want to leave a three year old with a woman who can't go two seconds without saying the word condom? And Kiyoshi, that guy's the creepiest man on the planet. Some days he just stands on his lawn and stares at me. For hours, okay? But Hiromi, you've only met her like twice, right? I know her. She has the biggest freaking crush on me, you know that? That and on my birthday she shows up in her birthday suit! And she has a birthday song…" he shuddered, "She is the nastiest, loneliest chick I have ever met. And Kagome, you know Eriko, how can you say leaving Mizuko with her is not bad!"

Kagome rolled her eyes. "You're exaggerating." She was about to ring the doorbell when the door opened.

"Higurashi-san, Inuyasha," Kiyoshi Tenji, Eriko's father, grinned, "Welcome back."

Kagome gawked at him, he wore a housecoat, clown shoes and sunglasses, his silver hair pulled into a bun. "Um…Mr. Tenji…?"

"It's a CONDOM-POLOOZA!" Sakura screamed in the background. She could be seen, red hair flowing back, throwing condoms in the air like confetti.

"MOM!" Eriko could be heard screaming.

Inuyasha turned to Kagome. "See?"

Kagome gulped, "Um…we came to get Mizuko."

Kiyoshi smiled, his hazel eyes dancing with delight, "I believe she's in Hiromi's room." He opened the door and allowed them in.

"Shit," Inuyasha swore under his breath.

Kagome's feelings mirrored Inuyasha's. Having never spent more than five minutes with the Tenji's she had never actually seen their eccentric side. Other than Eriko, she didn't know the other members of the family very well. Especially not Hiromi since she worked a lot. And despite going to the same school as them, she was in grade twelve and so they rarely so much of each other.

Inuyasha knocked on Hiromi's door. "Bitch, give Mizuko here so I can get the hell out this freak show."

Eriko who had come to watch, shook her head. "That's not going to work."

Inuyasha glared at her. "Shut up, I know her too."

"Nu-chan, is that anyway to talk to your onee-chan?" Hiromi called.

Inuyasha scowled, "Just give me Mizuko."

"Could you ask nicely?" Hiromi cooed.

"I could cut off your balls," Inuyasha replied matching her tone.

Hiromi giggled, "Silly rabbit, I'm a girl!"

Inuyasha scoffed.

Kagome sighed, "Hiromi, please just give us Mizuko and we'll be on our way." She glared at Inuyasha.

Hiromi pulled her head out of the door. "Kagome's here?" she pouted.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, again. "No, that was the voice of God!"

Hiromi pouted even more. "Figures you'd think so."

Inuyasha and Kagome went a deep red. Inuyasha gasped, "TH-THAT WAS SARCASM! SARCASM! I DON'T- I WOULD NEVER- YOU'RE STUPID HIROMI!"

Hiromi rolled her eyes, "Oh and the stuttering was sarcastic too?"

Inuyasha snapped, "Just give me Mizuko, right this goddamn second or I will maim you, understand?"

Hiromi sighed, "Of course, you'd want to get back to you and Kagome's precious love child."

Kagome and Inuyasha stammered, "Sh-she's not biological."

Hiromi giggled, "I know!"

Inuyasha scowled, "You're a freaking idiot, you know that?"

"I love you, too," Hiromi smiled.

Inuyasha's hands twitched. "I don't love you, Hiromi. I don't even like you. You and your goddamn family. I just want Mizuko so I can ditch crazy town and go back to REALITY!"

Hiromi sighed and swung open the door and stood slightly behind it. "Fine, I won't slow you down any longer. I'm sure you and Kagome are pretty eager to get some privacy."

They both nodded.

"Just don't forget to pick up a 'gift' from Mom," Hiromi chided, "You wouldn't want another one."

Inuyasha slammed the door into Hiromi which slammed her into the wall. "Gawd, I hate you."

"Daddy!" Mizuko exclaimed and waddled over to her father. "I thought you were dead!"

Inuyasha froze as Kagome giggled in the background. He grinded his teeth as he smiled, "Haha..."

Mizuko giggled, "Just joking!"

Inuyasha exhaled deeply. "Funny..."

Hiromi slipped out from behind the door, a little sore. Kagome gaped at her, "Um...do you wear that all the time?"

Hiromi blinked at her for a second. "Oh, the lingerie?"

Kagome nodded still flabbergasted.

Hiromi smiled, "Only when Inuyasha's over."

Inuyasha scoffed, "Freak."

Kagome silently agreed with Inuyasha. This family is...a spectacle to behold...to put it nicely.

Hiromi looked Kagome up and down as Inuyasha collected all of Mizuko's little toys. "Mmm...you're a contrast from Kikyo."

Kagome froze, Inuyasha hadn't even heard Hiromi over Mizuko. Her cheeks tinted a light pink, partially out of rage and partially out of embarrassment. She absolutely hated being compared to Kikyo, she wasn't quite sure why she just did. But it also made her a little giddy, knowing someone thinks she could compare to Inuyasha's Kikyo.

"Still, I can see the similarities," Hiromi added contemplating.

Kagome felt her cheeks heat up out of rage.

"But you're a lot cuter than she is, that's for sure," Hiromi smiled, "I bet he loves to her you-" Hiromi got cut off by an object flying at her face then rolled her eyes, "Laugh, I'm not that hentai!"

"You're in freaking lingerie!" Inuyasha cried in response.

Hiromi frowned, "You wouldn't be complaining if Kagome was the one in lingerie."

Kagome's face grew a deeper rouge in the silence that followed.

"I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response," Inuyasha answered five minutes later.

Hiromi rolled her eyes.

Inuyasha finally gathered all of Mizuko's stuff, with her on his shoulder he headed towards the door. Casting Hiromi's bemused expression one more glance, he grabbed Kagome's hand and walked out. Kagome couldn't hear Hiromi's protests over her own heartbeating but Inuyasha seem self-content (A/N: He did it to make her jealous).

"I was joking!" Hiromi screamed, "JOKING!"

Eriko ran up the stairs after having gone for a cupcake. "About what?"

Inuyasha dropped Kagome's hand so fast, it was still swinging by the time they came within Eriko's line of vision. Although Eriko missed the hand-holding, she did, however, catch the identical blushes strew across their faces.

"Damn it," Eriko cursed, "I missed something good."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and swiftly stormed out of the house, ignoring the bewildered expressions of the rest of his friends. Kagome followed, stroking her hand and hoping no one noticed her gigantic blush.

Inuyasha had one thing to say once they were out of the house. "This is why I hate Hiromi."


Haha...hope this chapter was hilarious. I had just realized that although Hiromi was 'envisioned' around the same time as Eriko, she actually hadn't had any real fanfic appearances! So I decided to put her in and since her background info probably won't ever come up, I'm putting that in too!

Hiromi Tenji is usually just about two years older than Inuyasha and Eriko (which is, incidentally about the age I put Sesshomaru at). And incidentally, she is kinda of like an exact contrast to Sesshomaru. How you might ask?

First off, she's girl... Secondly, but not really all that important, she's Eriko's full sister. She, like Eriko is a half-demon. She, unlike Sesshomaru, has always maintained a fairly good relationship with Eriko and even, technically, Inuyasha. Also unlike Sesshomaru, she is funny, spastic, weird and goofy. She can be a bit....stripper-ish...sometimes but that all depends on if Inuyasha's in the room...ha! One more contrast between her and Sesshomaru, she ABSOLUTELY adores Inuyasha to pieces, she has a HUMOUNGO crush on him, like previously stated.

Like Eriko, she has pink hair but hers is more magenta. (If you wanna why it's because their mom's a red-head and their dad's got silver hair...if you mix those two colours together you get something like pink...I'M SURE OF IT!). She got golden eyes too.

When Yash and Eriko were little, Hiromi was a very good, very protective, maternal big sister. But just like how Inuyasha changed, so did she...Once she realized she didn't need to watch over them like hawks she dropped being a big sis to more of girlfriend (in both senses of the word depending on who you refer to...). And they kinda lost all respect for her...

Hiromi works at diner right after school and depending on her shifts might not come home until way late. She kind works really hard depending on the fanfic (because just like with Yash's parents, Kiyoshi, Mr. Tenji, life is on and off) in the ones where he's dead, she provides for the family and in the ones where he's not she's working for college or something...or she's not working at all!

Oh and all that whole crushing on Inuyasha thing, she's always had thing for him because he's adorable but when she hits on him, she merely joking because she's very aware of how he feels. She's known him for so long and he wears his emotions on his sleeve (unintentionally) how could she not? She'd let him know she was joking if she could ever find herself a boyfriend but despite being a very, very attractive woman her eccentricities scare all the guys away. Therefore she tends to make some up if the subject comes up...


I think that's Hiromi in a nutshell (glances up at all the paragraphs she wrote) or a couple of nutshells...for those of you who were actually nice enough to read all the way up to this point, I sincerely thank you!

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