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Bundle of Joy

"Um…she was interesting…" Kagome muttered. She was a little flustered from both the handholding and the close encounter from beings of extreme eccentricity.

"Just like disembowelment," Inuyasha remarked.

Kagome, for once, agreed. "Yeah, exactly like disembowelment."

"That's why I hate her and her cuckoo clan," Inuyasha seethed.

Kagome sighed, "So now that we have Mizuko safe in our arms, what are we gonna do?"

"I don't see why things shouldn't operate any different than they did before, do you?' Inuyasha answered, "We take care of her together afterschool and alternate her place of slumber every week or so."

Kagome nodded, "Oaky doky artichoke."

"Why do you talk like that?" Inuyasha asked.

"It makes Mizuko laugh," Kagome sighed, accentuating Mizuko giggles.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and opened his door. He walked in and place Mizuko on the coach as Kagome stood in awe at how nothing inside his house has changed in three months. It was kinda creepy.

"Hey Kagome!" a voice chirped causing Kagome to jump.

Kagome placed a nervous smile; thankful Mizuko and Inuyasha were inside. "Hi, Kouga."

"What are you doing right now?" Kouga asked, his eyes inviting.

Kagome shrugged, "Not exactly sure…I am, however, busy if that's what you're wondering."

"With what?" Kouga asked then changed his mind, "You busy later this afternoon? I've got two tickets to a movie with our names all over it."

"Hmm…I don't think those'll work then, will they?" Kagome joked.

"Kags, bring your ass in here, I gotta close the door else flies'll come in," Inuyasha called.

Kouga furrowed his brows. "You're hanging out with mutt face."

"Kagome, what's the hold up? Gawd! Mizuko's getting lonely," Inuyasha called again.

Kagome smiled sheepishly at Kouga before hollering, "THEN WHY DON'T YOU COMFORT HER? YOU'RE THE ONE SHE HASN'T SEEN IN MONTHS."

"Fine," Inuyasha scoffed from inside the house, "But if you're not coming in, you can just tell me."

Kouga glared, a scowl glued to his face. "She's not coming into your piece of crap home, mutt face!"

Kagome slapped her forehead. Time to become referee.

Inuyasha headed towards the door, midst a game of peek-a-boo, "I wasn't asking you, mangy wolf. Why are you even here?"

"I came looking for the girl I haven't seen in ages," Kouga answered sending a warm smile in Kagome's direction.

Kagome avoided eye contact.

"Well, you've seen her, can you go now?" Inuyasha replied rudely, "We're kinda busy."

"Doing what?" Kouga inquired suspiciously.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Hanging out."

"Just the two of you?" Kouga snapped.

"No, Mizuko's here," Kagome answered without thinking.

"Who's Mizuko?" Kouga asked, "Does she go to our school?"

Kagome and Inuyasha answered simultaneously with, "Nope."

"Daddy…" Mizuko whined, crawling towards her parents.

Kouga stiffened at the sound of the little voice. "Was that Mizuko?"

Kagome and Inuyasha barely managed a nod. Mizuko tugged at Inuyasha's pants, "Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo!"

Inuyasha bent down to get to Mizuko's level. "Not now, Mizuko."

"But Daddy!" Mizuko pouted, throwing an adorable fit.

Kouga had been watching the entire exchange with a look of utter curiosity up until this point. "Did she just call you what I think she did?"

"Mommy!" Mizuko pulled on Kagome's socks, "Daddy's being mean."

"Uhh…Mizuko, not now," Kagome warned.

Kouga's eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Did she just- what the freak is going on?!"

"Inuyasha do something!" Kagome begged while Mizuko sulked, flailing her little arms back and forth.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. He merely went into the kitchen as Kouga rambled on and came back with a frying pan. Whilst Kouga was feebly trying to grasp the situation and what he had just witnessed, Inuyasha snuck behind him, held the frying pan high over Kouga's head and –POW- slammed Kouga on the top of his head.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed appalled at the mere violence in that alone.

Inuyasha shrugged as he began to drag Kouga's unconscious body off his front lawn and into the house. "I figured this was way was easier, he may even forget this ever happened. I yell less this way too."

Kagome sighed, "Fine but what do we do with him?"

"Let me get my sack first," Inuyasha answered, heading upstairs after shutting the door after them.

Kagome's eyes bulged out of her head at that comment. "Your sack…?"

Mizuko, meanwhile, crawled over to Kouga's face. She sat stared at it curiously before placing her hands over her eyes and going, "Peek-a-boo!" repeatedly until she got bored. "He's boring!" she whined and when she realizes no one seemed to be paying attention to her. She pouted and pulled out her marker from her stuff. She pulled off the cap and smirked mischievously, "Daddy and Mommy will ignore me no more!"

Inuyasha returned with a sack just as Kagome began calculating the possibility that he belongs to a mob. He shot her a curious expression when he saw her terrified expression as she mumbled to herself. Then he smiled from to ear-to-ear when he saw what Mizuko was doing.

Mizuko stopped and turned towards Inuyasha at the sound of his footsteps. "Daddy, look at what Mizuko did!"

Inuyasha smirked and ruffled her hair. "Good job, Mizuko!" And he meant it.

Kagome broke out of her daze to see how Mizuko had graffitied poor Kouga's face and Inuyasha praising her for it. "Inuyasha! Don't encourage her!"

"But it's Kouga!" Inuyasha pouted, ears flattened, "Can't I encourage her a little?"

Mizuko twirled her marker. "Mommy, Mizuko did good right?"

"No, Mizuko did not," Kagome reprimanded but her voice turned soft as she explained, "You never draw on someone's face while their sleeping, Mizuko! Never ever!"

"Never ever?" Mizuko asked.

"Never ever ever!" Kagome replied.

"Never ever never ever?" Mizuko asked.

"Never ever never ever never!" Kagome replied…and so it went on until Inuyasha finally snapped.

"I don't see why she can't just be rewarded this once! She gave Kouga what was coming to him!" Inuyasha argued.

"It's wrong, Inuyasha, no matter what you say or do!" Kagome huffed.

Inuyasha widened his eyes and flattened his ears. "But-"

"Inuyasha!" Kagome warned.

Mizuko copied her father's expression. "But-"

"Mizuko, please don't…" Kagome wanted to remain firm on this one.

In unison, Inuyasha and Mizuko went, "But-"

"Never ever again, okay?" Kagome faltered and gave in, "Inuyasha, if I ever catch you praising her for doing bad again, I'll kick your rump so hard it'll be concave!"

Inuyasha gulped and nodded. Then Kouga stirred slightly. "Oh crap, we waited too long; this is what 'never evers' get you!" Inuyasha snapped.

Mizuko smiled, "Mizuko help!" She grabbed a block from her toys and tossed at Kouga's forehead with all her strength…that happened to knock the wolf demon out cold. "Mizuko do good?"

Inuyasha was about to thank her and ruffle her hair some more but then he quickly remember Kagome's threat from a mere seconds ago. He cast a look at Kagome who rolled her eyes and nodded.

"Yes, Mizuko do good," Inuyasha smiled, ruffling her hair as much as possible then he hastily added, "But Mizuko must never do that again unless it's an absolute emergency, okay?"

"Mergency!" Mizuko echoed cheerfully and nodded enthusiastically.

Kagome hugged Mizuko so tightly, "YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE!" Mizuko giggled.

Inuyasha stuffed Kouga in the sack and made his way out of the house with it slung over his arm like Santa Claus. He told Kags and Mizuko to stay at home to avoid suspicion and dump Kouga's body on his porch after ringing the doorbell and bolting as fast as possible.

"So, where'd you dump Kouga?" Kagome asked as Mizuko reached and pouted, wanting another hug.

Inuyasha panted, "His house, I just left him for his family to find after they answer the door. I doubt anyone important saw me."

"And just what does that mean?" Kagome asked in a wary tone.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Exactly what I said." Then he plunked himself on the couch and flipped on the television.

Kagome rolled her eyes and went back to playing with Mizuko. There was a moment of peace and near tranquility until…

"What's sex?" Mizuko asked, innocently.


Haha...that Mizuko! Thank you for your appreciation of my imagination!

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