EPOV
"Oh, Miss Broom, you really shouldn't have. Bring it on!" I leaned in and started making out with a broom. Then the door burst open. "Hello? I'm busy here! Do you mind?"
"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN! Where were you?!"
"Um…here…why? What happened?"
Rosalie grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me up off of the ground. "I had to make out with the vilest person on this earth and you were making out with a broom! You were supposed to rip his head off! The lust made him take off my shirt! And he went for my pants! You will so get it. Now come on, we have a game to finish." Without letting go of my shirt, she took my broom and broke it in half. Then she dragged me back up to the game.
EPOV
Bella was sitting on my lap when Rose and Emmett walked in. Well, when Rose dragged Emmett in. "Are you two finally ready? Rose, it's your turn. Spin the bottle." I set Bella down beside me and waited for the bottle to stop. When it did, the bottle was pointing right at me. Alice knew what I was going to choose before I'd even known it was going to land on me so now I was reading her mind, looking at my options but she was blocking me, thinking about the racket Emmett and Rosalie had made the night before. That was enough to get anyone out of your head. "Dare," I said, cautious. Rosalie smiled evilly at me. I tried to look into her mind, too, but she was thinking the same thing that Alice was. I would have to find a way to prevent that.
"I dare you to…go to the store and flirt with as many girls as you can." Flirt? Well, it couldn't be that bad. Even though every girl in there would be drawn to me. I could manage, though. "Oh, and before you leave the girl, you must kiss her. Anywhere on the face. Then we'll look at the results when we get home." Results? What kind of dare is this? "Come on! We don't have all day!" I slowly got up to leave.
"Bella, don't take anything to heart, okay love? You will always own my heart. I wi—"
"Ya, ya, ya, enough love talk. We have a dare to do." And with that, we headed off to The Landing Mall in Port Angeles. (A/N Real place. I looked it up on Google.) The first person I saw was a junior who's name was Adrian. After two minutes of flirting, I kissed her on the cheek before going to my next mark.
"Oh! Chick at four o'clock!" I turned to where Emmett's voice was coming from and saw the twentieth girl. This one had to be at least thirty, and I gagged at the thought of laying my lips on her. But, I was going to stick to my dare, no matter what. So far, we had made it about one thousand feet into the store and I was about ready to puke. After flirting with Amy for about thirty seconds, I went over and kissed her cheek. That was the only place I was kissing these girls. Everywhere else was only for Bella. Especially the lips. I shivered at the thought of kissing anyone but Bella on the lips. Then I said goodbye and moved onto the next target. We walked for awhile and I talked to Bella, apologizing over and over for what I was doing. It was like cheating on her. But I knew it was only a dare and she would never take it to heart. Another half of me wondered if she would though. She fell too easily for my lies. I knew enough about that to never lie again. Or at least to almost never lie again. The next person I saw was Lauren Mallory. I can't believe I have to kiss her! That would be like Bella kissing Newton! It should be illegal for them to even stand on this planet! I walked over to her and put on my charm.
"Hey, Lauren. You know, you look really nice in that dress." I was trying flirt with her? What kind of sick, twisted after-life was this?
"Edward? Edward Cullen? What the hell are you doing here?" Then her eyes seemed to mist over or at least that's what it looked like. "Thanks. You know, I need some help taking this off and trying on some more. Want to help?" I wanted to gag, that's what I wanted to do. Then she seemed to change her mind. "On second thought…" Suddenly, her lips were on mine and I felt ready to puke. Pushing her away from me, I left that particular department, about ready to kill every single person in my family. Except Bella, Carlisle, and Esme, of course.
We were right by the doors when someone walked in. Jessica Stanley. Oh Bella, no. "Edward, guess who you have to kiss," Rosalie whispered.
"No."
"Yes."
"No!"
"It's part of the dare, Edward. You have to."
Grumbling a string of cuss words at Rosalie, I turned to meet my death. "Hey, Jessica, wait! Did you do something new with your hair? I like it!" Then, I leaned for her cheek but she moved her head and my lips landed on her forehead. No! I always kiss Bella there! Ew! Ick! I'd have to clean my mouth out or something before I ever kissed Bella again. And then we were out of the store and racing home.
"Okay, Edward. Now we will total your results. Give us a few minutes, please." Then she and Alice turned to discuss my dare. When they turned back to me, they had a chart.
"Okay Edward. This is how we will calculate your results."
"The Rules Of Love
*Kiss on the lips-I love you
*Kiss on the ear-You're special
*Kiss on the cheek-We're good friends
*Kiss on the forehead-I don't want to loose you
*Kiss on the neck-I want you
*Kiss on the shoulder-You are wonderful
*Kiss anywhere else-Let's be careful
*Play with your hair-I can't live without you
*Holding hands-I'm happy when I'm with you
*Arms around waist-You are mine. I need you
*A hug-I care
*Smiling at each other-I like you
*Lifting up eyebrow and winking-Flirtation
*Looking around-Hiding true feelings
*Tender kiss on the lips-You're mine
*Licking your lips-Ready for a kiss
*Tear drop-I'm losing you
*Crying-I lost you
These are the simple rules of love. Now, let's see… You kissed about one hundred and fifty seven girls. Most was a cheek kiss so that means you're good friends with them. That would explain Amy. You both looked like you knew each other. Let's see, who else. Oh,ya, Lauren was on the lips so that means you love her." Before Alice could continue, I ran out of the room to wash my mouth. When I came back, I gave Bella a kiss on the lips and did everything on the list except crying.
"There. What does that mean?"
"Edward, that doesn't count! You finished the dare at the store."
"But I didn't kiss Bella! And she was at the store!"
"She's your fiancée! That wouldn't have counted! Now, let me continue," Alice said impatiently. "Jessica was on the forehead so that means you don't want to loose her. You did kiss that Kayla girl on the ear so she's special. And then, you were holding hands with some girls so that means you're happy with them. And you were winking and lifting your eyebrow so good, you were following the rules. When Jasper sent that wave of lust to you and who was it? Kammy? Anyway, you had your hands around her waist so that means she is yours and you need her. Playing with hair…another lust incident." I glared at her and she quickly apologized.
"This is so childish! Only idiots would use this chart! Now, if you'll excuse me, Bella and I have some catching up to do. We won't be long, promise. I just have to make sure to do everything from licking my lips and up." And with that, I picked Bella up and we went to my room.
Three pages today. Yay! I got this one done today too! I got the sign thingy off of one of my bff's YouTube page and I think those rules are stupid because everyone knows that Bella and Edward don't need rules to figure out they like each other. But I thought it might be funny so... I still need to collect reward requests from my first eleven reviewers! And this is my best story so thank you! And also, thanks to the 6 that reviewed the last chapter today! Please R&R and share! XD
