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Bundle of Joy
"You wanna make out?" Inuyasha asked suddenly. He didn't seem nervous or embarrassed, in fact, he seemed dead serious.
"Huh?!" Kagome stumbled backwards almost falling until Inuyasha caught her by the arm, laughing.
"I was just joking," Inuyasha replied after pulling her up.
Kagome stared at his hand, still entwined her own and remembered when he had hastily grabbed it in front of Hiromi. She looked back up at the back his head as he walked inside, pulling her in with him. Kagome was silent all this time, her heart beating so loud she could barely think. Inuyasha let go and Kagome felt her heart sink as her hand shrunk back towards her body.
"So, Kagome-" Inuyasha began.
"Yes," Kagome cut in, answering his previous question.
"Yes what?" Inuyasha replied puzzled.
Kagome simply looked up at him. Her eyes serious and unwavering.
Inuyasha gulped just responding with a nonchalant, "Okay."
Mizuko crawled downstairs just after Maria waltzed past the couple, ignoring them and picking up her salary from Inuyasha's unguarded wallet. Mizuko stared at her parents and lit up with a knowing smile as they began spit-swapping. She went upstairs again remembering Eriko ba-chan's present. She pulled it out and went back to sit on the stairs, remembering how to operate it. She felt an infantile amazement at the fact that she could see her parents through this magical device but kept from giggling, lest she interrupt her parents.
Inuyasha and Kagome, meanwhile, merely dropped all inhibitions for a moment. Then suddenly they pulled away, panting. Inuyasha asked between breaths, "Why are we doing this again?" And they both answered, "Hormones." Then continued their session with renewed passion.
Meanwhile at the Tenji household…
"So you think that this will get them to-" Eriko was interrupted by a sudden beeping.
"What the hell is that?" Sango asked, thoroughly alarmed.
"Don't worry, I'll protect you," Miroku cooed snaking his arms around her waist just before getting a swift punch to the jaw.
"It's my Mizuko cam," Eriko answered suddenly.
"Mizuko cam?" everyone else (Miroku, Sango, Bankotsu, Yuki, Eri, Ayumi and Yuka) wondered as Eriko pressed an extra button on her TV remote.
A wall of her bedroom flipped around to show several surveillance televisions, all but one flickering indefinitely.
"How'd you do that?" Ayumi asked in awe.
"It's a universal remote," Eriko replied as she pulled up towards the only stable TV.
Everyone groaned as Yuka mumbled, "What the hell kinda answer is that?"
"OMG!" Eriko gasped and her hands flew to her mouth as her eyes flickered with excitement, "You guys have to see this."
They all gathered one to watch Inuyasha and Kagome sucking face all over the place. Ayumi, Yuka and Eri shared a cocked brow whilst everyone else watched with a mixture of disgust and amusement.
"This is gonna come back to haunt them," Yuki commented in a sing-songy tone.
"That's for sure," Eri agreed.
Bankotsu chuckled, "Hormone-crazed sex addicts."
"Lovesick hormone-crazed sex addicts," Eriko corrected.
"Our lovesick hormone-crazed sex addicts," Sango replied with a smile.
"And we can prove it," Yuka added and they all shared a sadistic cackle that bounced off the walls.
"Anybody want a condom?" Sakura asked, pulling up a tray as though they were appetizers.
Eriko turned around with a glare. "Mom…" she seethed.
Back to our main couple…
Inuyasha and Kagome had been going at it for a full ten minutes before the doorbell rang. Inuyasha reluctantly pushed Kagome off of him and headed for the door.
Kagome sat sleazily, licking her lips in satisfaction but with a sudden craving for a more. Thank you, hormones. She chuckled with the laugh and smile of a drunken pervert as Inuyasha made his way to the door.
Inuyasha was slightly disoriented and dazed from the awesome make-out session he just had with Kagome. But all his perverted, sleazy thoughts grinded to a halt the moment he opened the door. "Kikyo?"
"Hi Inuyasha," Kikyo greeted with a sad civility.
Inuyasha somehow managed to keep the guilt eating him from showing on his face as he spoke with her. His tone that of a boy who dearly loved his girlfriend and would never, ever cheat on her, not in a million years (at least the former was true…). "What are you doing here?"
"Um…I kind of want to talk but you don't have to let me inside, this'll be quick," Kikyo averted his gaze.
Inuyasha felt his heart sink, "Oh…okay."
Kagome listened in from her spot in his living room. She felt herself go through the motions of a broken heart as he heard his upbeat yet slightly surprised 'Kikyo?'. But then she felt an ominous churning in her stomach as she heard his 'Oh…okay'. Either way, slowly but surely, her hormone-fuelled high was dying down.
"It occurred to me today that the last time we spoke, I didn't make our relationship –where it stands- clear enough," Kikyo spoke with the briskness of a business woman though her tone betrayed her with its blatant depression.
Inuyasha gulped, thought deep inside he knew what was coming. He had known it, since the last time they spoke, just where they were or could be but if she said it…
"It's just," Kikyo broke away from her brisk tone, "I just don't think," her voice crack and she swiped something from under her eyes, "I just don't think now would be a good time for us. Maybe- maybe after high school or…or when Mizuko's a little older…maybe…maybe even in our next lifetime?" Kikyo looked up at Inuyasha with a false bright smile, "We can wait until then, can't we?"
Inuyasha fought back an urge to hug her tightly, it wouldn't help if he did, it never does. "But Kikyo-"
Kikyo's heart thudded. Inuyasha he looks so…so frail and weak and…and vulnerable. Kikyo's heart shook into bitter sobs. Oh I'm so sorry. "It's not like I won't be Mizuko's Stepmommy anymore, I will," Kikyo felt her eyes well up, "I just won't be your girlfriend anymore."
Inuyasha heart pounded at the realization. She said it…she actually said it. S-she actually broke up with me. Inuyasha bit his lip to keep it from trembling.
Kikyo put on a trembling smile. "As a last goodbye," and she leaned in an kissed him gently for a full three minutes then pulled away.
Inuyasha stood dazed, confused and wrapped up into his own feelings for a couple of seconds as Kikyo began to walk away. "Kikyo, wait."
Kikyo looked back, her eyes begging him to let her go.
Inuyasha stood resilient. "One more time."
"What?"
"Just one last time, this one will be a real last kiss," Inuyasha explained. The first one…or rather the penultimate kiss was sorted of tainted by his previous unfaithful oral interaction with Kagome.
"Fine," Kikyo answered, her feelings betraying her yet again. She walked back towards him, "But I don't…" Kikyo was interrupted when Inuyasha pulled her close to him and kissed her passionately.
Kikyo felt tears fall down her face as she enjoyed the last taste of her former boyfriend she might ever have.
…
This was taking a lot more time than Kikyo had actually figured. Typical Inuyasha. She felt a last sad tear streak her face as her heart swelled with unbelievable happiness.
When they finally pulled apart, Inuyasha sported a sad smile, "Bye Kikyo."
"See you tomorrow at school," Kikyo smiled as she staggered back towards her house.
"See ya," Inuyasha replied quietly. When he closed the door behind him, he saw Kagome standing there with a concerned look.
"Inuyasha, are you okay?"
Inuyasha shook his head as he fell to the ground. The tears he had tried so hard to keep in were beginning to come out. He placed his arms over her face. "She broke up with me."
Kagome sat down beside him and stroked his back comfortingly. "Inuyasha."
"I don't want her to leave me," Inuyasha sobbed into his arm.
Mizuko turned off her camera and went upstairs. She didn't want to hear anymore.
"I love her so much," Inuyasha continued.
Kagome for the moment forgot her own feelings and focused purely on helping Inuyasha through this.
"She loves you too," Kagome sighed, "That's why she did this, for you and Mizuko. She just doesn't think you can be both her boyfriend and a father."
Mizuko in her room, winced and covered her ears. "Mizuko do very bad."
Inuyasha groaned, "I know, that's what bugs me the most. It's not like I hate Mizuko for this or anything but…it's just not fair. I'm fifteen, I shouldn't have to be a father and I want to be her boyfriend. Don't get me wrong," Inuyasha looked up at Kagome for a second with desolate eyes, "It's not that I wish I had never been given Mizuko, I love Mizuko. It's just I wish my aunt would think before she does this kind of stuff to me." His voice was filled venom.
"Inuyasha…"
"I'm not blaming Tsubasa for this, I'm just so…" Inuyasha sighed, "I can't go to school tomorrow. She broke up with me…Kikyo, my Kikyo, broke up with me. How can I just go to school like everything is still the same."
"Inuyasha, I'm sure you'll get over it, in time," Kagome tried, "Or you two will get back together."
"No," Inuyasha groaned, "MY LIFE IS OVER."
Mizuko crawled downstairs, snivelling her eyes red. "Sorry Daddy."
Inuyasha looked up at her and she ran into his arms. "It's not your fault."
Kagome in the group hug. "It's no one's fault."
Mizuko merely buried her face deeper into Inuyasha's chest.
I hope you're happy, Inuyasha sure isn't.
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