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Bundle of Joy
"Guys, seriously stop, we're gonna get in major trouble!" Yuki tried and tried to pry his fighting comrades apart.
"SILENCE IN THE HALLWAYS! DON'T YOU REALIZE SOME CLASSES ARE STILL IN SESSION!" A teacher hollered from his classroom, "NOW ALL YOUR BUTTS GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR THEY'LL BE MARCHING STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE OFFICE, UNDERSTAND?!"
Bankotsu scoffed, "Got it, asshole." And the group shuffled out of the hall and into the cafe.
"Told you, we'd get in trouble," Yuki mumbled.
Sango took a quick look at her group of friends. "Guys, where's Yash and Kags?"
The rest of gang did a quick look around and Eriko even did a couple of head counts.
Bankotsu sighed, "They snuck off in the middle of the mayhem."
Eriko looked at him incredulously, "And you didn't stop them...?"
"I wasn't done with you," Bankotsu scoffed.
Eriko rolled her eyes. "It's no big deal anyways. This is good. If they're already sneaking off together then they'll be a couple before the end of the month."
Yuki put his hands on his hips, "But they could have at least told us we're they've gone off to first."
"You're not their mom," Bankotsu retorted.
Yuki was about to comment when Ayumi, Yuka and Eri walked up.
"Well if it isn't, twiddle-dee, twiddle-do and twiddle-dum," Bankotsu smirked.
The three rolled their eyes in unison. "Where's Kagome?"
Sango sighed, "Honestly, we don't know."
Miroku smiled suggestively, "Apparently she snuck off with Inuyasha."
Sango whipped around to Miroku. "Put those eyebrows down."
Miroku successfully shot one down.
"Both eyebrows."
And down went the other one.
"Thank you, now I don't have to hit you," Sango replied satisfied, "They aren't doing anything, Inuyasha and Kikyo just broke up yesterday."
"Really?" the three lit up.
"I know!" Eriko replied giddy.
Sango glared at them. "I bet you guys would just throw a party at Kikyo's funeral, wouldn't you?"
"Not a big one," the three admitted.
Sango rolled her eyes.
"You're still bad friends," Yuki reprimanded, "Your friend's in pain and suffering from loss and you're partying?"
Eriko looked down feeling foolish. "Sorry, Yuki."
Eri, Ayumi and Yuka seemed unremorseful, "He's not our friend."
"But Kagome is," Sango replied, "And she'd be so disappointed in you guys right now."
"Sorry Sango," the three replied.
There was an awkward silence.
"Well go," Bankotsu attempted to shoo them off, "Your stupid friend isn't here so buzz the hell off."
Ayumi, Eri and Yuka shared a glance contemplating his suggestion. "Nope."
Bankotsu glared, "Why the hell not?"
"Because this is good plotting time, isn't it, Eriko-sensei?" they answered.
"Eriko-sensei?" Miroku rose an eyebrow.
Eriko beamed, "Absolutely, my pupils!"
Sango sighed, "You think Inuyasha and Kagome went home to go see Mizuko?"
"Let's go," Bankotsu commanded, "I'd rather Inuyasha make me some grub then eat the crap they sell here."
Yuki and Miroku nodded and followed as the four girls left to brew their plots.
...
Bankotsu rang the doorbell for the fifth time. "Goddamnit Inuyasha answer the goddamn door."
Sango sighed, "Maybe they're not at his house..."
"They're not at Kagome's though," Yuki sighed.
Miroku responded, "Maybe they're at a love hotel."
"You are an idiot," Sango sighed, "Just an idiot."
"Not everyone is like you," Bankotsu scoffed.
Finally the door swung open to a plump Mexican woman. She glared fiercely at the four teenagers she found at the door.
Yuki, Miroku, Sango and even Bankotsu were thrown off.
"Who the hell are you?!" they cried.
The woman merely glared at them in response, giving them the evil eye.
A very awkward silence followed.
"Maria, who is it?" Mizuko ran over to the door as only a cute little girl could.
"Mizuko, who is this woman?" Sango asked.
Mizuko beamed, "Oba-chan and Oji-chans! This is Maria, she's watches over me when Daddy and Mommy are at school."
"Where is Mommy and Daddy?" Yuki bent down to her level.
She shrugged, "Dunno. Mommy and Daddy never visit Mizuko during school."
Bankotsu frowned, "Then where in the hell could they be?"
"They could have gone to the mall?" Yuki tried.
"They better be at the mall," Bankotsu cursed.
Sango sighed and followed the guys to the mall. She had been walking for some time before stopping abruptly.
"What the hell Sango, hurry your ass up!" Bankotsu thundered.
Sango glared at Miroku who had been lagging behind. "Not until the lech passes me."
"Sango, my dearest, it's just my feet are so tired-"
Bankotsu glared, "Move it Miroku."
"But-"
Yuki sighed, "Just go Miroku."
Miroku begrudgingly moved to the front as Sango stayed at the back.
"You know, we could always just call Yash to find out where he is," Sango suggested.
Bankotsu stopped abruptly. "Hand me your goddamn phone."
Sango smiled as Yuki and Miroku burst into laughter. "Here you go, Bankotsu."
"Shut up, all of you, I'm on the phone," Bankotsu snapped. After talking for a couple of minutes, Bankotsu turned around and started walking back the way they had come.
"Where are we going?" Yuki asked.
Bankotsu turned and glared, "Back to school."
Sango smiled all the way back until...
"Don't you dare think I forgot that this was your idea," Bankotsu snarled.
Sango laughed, "I wouldn't."
...
"Kagome, can I see you after school for a moment?" was the last thing Kagome heard from Kikyo before fifth period started and here she was waiting for the ex-girlfriend of the boy of her dreams.
"How messed up, am I?" Kagome sighed. She knew Kikyo wouldn't say anything bad like swear at her anything. But still... Kagome was just lucky Inuyasha had a detention today after school.
"Oh good, you're here. I figured you wouldn't even show," Kikyo seemed relieved. "This'll be quick, I wouldn't want to keep you away from wittle Mizuko."
Kagome smiled back at Kikyo.
"I just want to thank you."
"For what?"
"I wish you both the very best."
"What are you talking about?"
"And I know you'll make him happy."
Kagome stared at Kikyo, confused. She had no idea what she was babbling about but she was definitely getting uncomfortable. Kikyo had the sad smile on. "Kikyo is something wrong?"
"I'm just sorry, we couldn't stay together. But I guess it's better this way."
Kagome frowned, "You're not answering any of my questions."
"See you, Kagome, don't be afraid to invite me to the wedding!" Kikyo looked back as she waved and walked.
"Wait stop, what are you talking about?" Kagome cried but Kikyo just kept walking away.
Inuyasha swung open the school doors. "Kagome who are you talking to- " He turned just in time to see a blue SUV ram into his ex-girlfriend.
Kagome stifled a gasp as Inuyasha's eyes widened, "Kikyo...?"
Yep, I did it. I killed her, are you happy now? ARE YOU? ARE YOU?! It's not like I hate her (I'm not evil) or anything, it's just her death moves the plot along...
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