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Note: Bankotsu's the one who said the last line of the chapter.

Bundle of Joy

Bankotsu sighed as he spotted a little girl walking aimlessly through the forest. His eyes narrowed. "Mizuko."

She whirled around at the sound of her name. Two cobalt orbs focused on Bankotsu. Then she lit up and ran to him. "Bankotsu oji-san!"

"That's sama to you," he remarked as he picked her up in one fell swoop.

Mizuko giggled, "I like Banky oji-sama bestest of all the oji and oba-sans!"

"That's because I'm the best of all the oji and oba-sans," Bankotsu remarked as he headed back through the forest.

Bankotsu scowled the moment the rest of them came into view. Love is in the air. I hate love.

Eriko beamed, "You sensed it too, didn't you?" Her grip on Yuki's hand tightened. "Isn't it beautiful?"

Bankotsu merely glared in response.

"Mizuko!" Kagome cried and let go of Inuyasha to run for her Mizuko. She pulled Mizuko out of Bankotsu's grip, "Mommy missed you so much! Yes, I did!"

Mizuko giggled then looked from her mother to her father and back again. She smiled even wider.

Inuyasha and Kagome's eyes widened.

Eriko smirked, "Told ya she'd know the difference."

Inuyasha and Kagome blushed lightly.

"No! No! No! No! No!" Mizuko ran around naked as Inuyasha chased.

Kagome smiled as she held the camera. "This is just funny."

"Shut up!" Inuyasha cried at Kagome as he fruitlessly tried to catch up with the naked toddler, "Come back her Mizuko!"

"No! No! Twalet is scary! Diapers no scary!" Mizuko cried.

Inuyasha sighed, "Then at least put on the diaper!"

"No!"

"Mizuko!"

Kagome laughed until Inuyasha refocused his glare on her. "Stop filming and start helping!"

Kagome rolled her eyes and shifted the camera so she could help catch Mizuko. "Mizuko, honey, big kids use toilets and Mizuko is a big kid, right?"

Mizuko looked between Inuyasha and Kagome with sparkling eyes. "No!" she cried before running off in another direction.

Inuyasha scowled, "That's it, I've been following that bare butt all morning! I'm tired!" He rolled up his sleeves. "I've got longer legs so I'm faster. Mizuko's getting potty trained whether she likes it or not."

Kagome diligently followed Inuyasha as any good camerawoman should. The chase spilled out of the house and down the street. It included a lot of screaming on both hanyous' parts but soon Mizuko was cornered at the park.

The two stared each other down, which Kagome couldn't help but giggle at. Gold met cobalt. Until Inuyasha finally sighed, "Mizuko, you like candy, right?"

Mizuko lit up and nodded, "Uh-huh!"

"But babies can't have candy," Inuyasha replied.

"I'm not a baby!" Mizuko cried defiantly.

"Then why do you still wanna wear diapers?"

"I don't wanna wear diapers!"

Kagome stared at Inuyasha. Why didn't he think of this before?

"Or really? Then why don't you wanna use the toilet like a real big kid?" Inuyasha inquired.

Mizuko froze. She couldn't come up with anything but "It's scary."

"It's not gonna eat you," Inuyasha replied, "Just your poop."

Kagome rolled her eyes at him then joined in, "Mommy and Daddy use the toilet."

"Really?"

"What, did you think we wore diapers?" Inuyasha asked.

Mizuko looked downwards in thought. Then she looked up. "I didn't think Mommy and Daddy ever went number one or number two."

Inuyasha and Kagome sighed.

"Everyone goes number one and number two."

"Not Bankotsu."

Inuyasha and Kagome sighed.

"Ice cream! Ice cream!" Mizuko sang as she lapped up her vanilla cone.

Inuyasha nodded, "Of course, we had to celebrate your ascension to adolescence with a dairy treat."

"Either that or cake," Kagome replied as she lapped up her mixed chocolate and vanilla cone.

"Ice cream is cheaper," he replied as he enjoyed his strawberry cone.

Kagome nodded, "True say, true say."

"Life is good, isn't it?" Inuyasha smirked.

Kagome gave him a look. When Inuyasha caught her expression his face fell.

"Mommy? Daddy?" Mizuko noticed the sudden drop in mood, "Is it the bad man again?"

"Mizuko, you don't need to worry about that," Inuyasha cut in, deciding to change the subject.

"I know, Daddy doesn't either. Banky ojii-sama said he took care of the loser," Mizuko chirped.

Kagome and Inuyasha shared a look. Inuyasha sighed a pulled out his cell phone.

...Elsewhere...

Bankotsu sat at home bored after eating all the nacho chips. He half-heartedly flipped through the channels, hoping that the television wasn't being idiotic today.

He sighed. Inuyasha and Kagome are so terrified of Naraku, why? My father summed it up correctly when he called him a loser. Because that, in every sense of the word, is what he is.

"A gun comes in handy, too," Bankotsu smirked as he pulled out his secret weapon.

Naraku's eyes widened in fear as they followed Bankotsu's aim from his heart to his brain.

"After all, you must insist you have no heart, right?" Bankotsu replied cold-heartedly, "So let's aim for something you must insist you have, a brain."

Naraku swallowed hard, he never figured this would happen.

"You spineless asshole. How do like it when the shoe is on the other foot?" Bankotsu seethed, "How many times have you aimed a gun at people for the sake of you childishness." Bankotsu began to pull on the trigger but he did it slowly to torture his victim. "You've killed my friends' parents and shot my friend in the stomach all because of how petty you are. How about I erase you from the world?"

Naraku turned his head suddenly to avoid the bullet.

"Like a cockroach you never die," Bankotsu remarked as Naraku quickly crawled out from under here.

"You'll regret this Uzumiki!" Naraku cried as he dashed into the forest.

"Please, Uzumiki is my father."

Bankotsu sighed again as the memory faded. If the loser is as clever as he insists he is, he would fade into the shadows forever. But of course, it never works that way.

Just then the ringing of his cell phone cut into Bankotsu's thoughts. He glanced at the caller ID. At least he didn't text me. I hate texting.

"What is it you vile excuse for a man?"

"Ah, Bankotsu. You never change," Inuyasha's voice seemed disgustingly happy, "So how's it going?"

"Fine, why? If you only called for idle conversation I'm hanging up right now and then busting your face in the next time I see you."

"I was just wondering what happened at Doki Doki Island. 'S all."

"Mizuko told you about my encounter with the pathetic loser you call Naraku."

"So you won?"

"I always win."

"You mess with his head?"

"I always mess with their heads."

"He shoot you?"

"He tried."

"And...?"

"My father is a cop."

"You...you kill him?"

"I tried."

"..."

"Not to say that I failed. Because I never fail. I wasn't really banking on him letting me shoot him anyways. Otherwise Kagome would have done him in."

"So...he's alive?"

"Don't be a pussy, Yash."

Bankotsu heard Inuyasha groan. "I know, Bankotsu, I know."

Then a click as Inuyasha realized that was his cue to hang up.

"Idiot."


Does this count as a double update?

One other thing: Bankotsu repeated loser so many times in the previous chapter because he knew it would piss Naraku off. To egg him on.

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