Johny what's the deal boy
Is your love for real boy
when the lights are low
You never hold me close Now I saw you today boy
Walking with them gay boys
Now you hurt me so, now I gotta know Johny are you queer?
'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand

I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johny come on strong.

Why are you so weird, boy?
Johny are you queer boy?
When I make a play
You're pushing me away

'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand

Johny you've forsaken
A love you could be takin'
I want to give it to you,
But you never come through

Oh, why are you so weird, boy? Johny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight.
But Johny are you queer?

Johny are you queer boy?
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"Is Light-kun gay?" The question hung in the air like a fat fly before slowly falling and silently exploding on the dusty floor riddled with discarded candy wrappers. L felt Light's wide eyes on him; Cheif Yagami's mouth was wide, and Matsuda started giggling dispite himself.

"...WHAT!?" Light finally yelled, standing up from his rolling chair. L's arm was jerked away from opening his thirteen candy as Light tried to grab his white shirt.

"I asked a simple question, and I do not like to repet myself Light-kun." L muttered, trying to take his arm back.

"NO!" L finally turned his pitless eyes away from the glowing computer screen and smiled a tiny, mischevious smile up at the younger man.

"Then why did you try and kiss me last night?"

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err, yeah..."Johnny are you Queer"...perfect song for Light, non? :D