Oh I love youuuu allllllll! -huggles all of you- I got like.. Uh.. -thinks- 18 reviews or something. :D YAY YOU LOVE ME. XD Anyhow, this is somewhat a little filler chapter, because I'm still holding you off from the big "SHABOOMBAMASHAMA!" Remember, I never said that. XD And yes, this is becoming pretty out of character. But deal with it. :) This story needs some fun before the "SHABOOMBAMASHAMA!"
Chapter Fifteen (yayayayayay)
"You know, I have this insanely devious plan to make my dad just absolutely and totally freak out," I said, resting my head on his shoulder.
"And that would be..?"
"It would be this." I smirked. "Okay, you know how he has totally and completely convinced himself that you and I are having sex?" God. Now I can just say "sex" without blushing. Hallelujah.
"Yes..?" Carlisle had this evil glint in his eye. Sexy.
"Well, the most fun thing I can ever think of doing right now would have him think we're actually having sex." I started laughing at the mental image of Charlie looking up at the ceiling, going, "Oh my God." And then passing out or something.
Carlisle snorted, probably having somewhat the same mental image that I was. "And how're we doing this?"
"Well.." I told him, and his evil grin and evil eye-glint got more prominent. Okay, Über sexy.
First, we were going to start off with a little.. foreplay, if you will, to make Charlie tense. Hot Damn, we're evil.
"Okay.. Go!" I whispered. Carlisle tickled my sides, and I giggled, and said, "Stop, Carlisle. I'm ticklish there.."
We heard the TV get quieter, and we both snickered.
Standing up, we crouched over the bed, and both fell at the same time, making it squeak loudly and slightly hit the wall. The TV went completely quiet. The bed shook with silent laughter. This was so hilarious, and we are so mean.
Time for phase two: Make Charlie Squirm.
Carlisle rolled on top of me and kissed my neck lightly, and I, being evil as can be, over acted to freak Charlie out even more.
"Carlisle.. That feels.. really.. nice..," I mewled. "Oooh.."
"Good one," Carlisle whispered into my ear.
We could hear Charlie's boots clomp across the floor, and stop at the bottom of the stairs.
We had decided I'd be the main culprit in this, so I just kept going, making this more and more hilarious for us two, and more terrifying for Charlie.
"Wow," I said.
Carlisle started laughing - silently, of course - and it made the bed hit the wall.
"OH!" I shouted.
Now we were both laughing so hard the bed kept hitting the wall. We could hear Charlie's boots coming up the stairs.
CHARLIE POV
..What the hell was going on up there?!
I headed up the stairs as Bella's bed hit the wall a few more times. I'm gonna kill them.
I opened Bella's door, and instead of seeing.. ..uh..
"Hi Dad," Bella said, waving. "Do you have an Ace?" she asked Carlisle.
"Go Fish," he said, smirking.
They were playing cards? WHAT THE HELL?
I really am getting old.
Hahaha. XD Yeah, I know, it kinda sucks, but I enjoyed writing that. XD Next chapter will be the biig SHAMANAGASBASJHALSKJH BOOM! thing. xD
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