Author's Note Man: OMG YAY FOR P.A DAYS! anyways this is my friend Sammi's chapter. I did enjoy writing it a lot! Next is Madison's and you will probably enjoy it too^^ well hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: OH GAWD I HATE THESE...i do not own Naruto but i do own my Oc's YOU HAPPY WORLD!

Editor's note:

Anything in italics is thought process.

Holy hell Kail. There's a button for quotation marks! Capitalize your I's! *Dies* :P Love you anyways. And BTW, you're getting a book on grammar for Christmas.

-RainbowTurkeyofDoom

Chapter 2: Wow Random

Sammi

Hitting the ground with great impact was one thing. Surviving it was a whole different topic. Landing straight on my butt I whined in pain, and something completely gibberish escaping my dry lips. I looked around. Ramen shop, Hokage rock…

"Hmmmm? I don't get it. Ramen Shop...." I thought. Just then a familiar face approached me with a grin. He had his hair up and a scratch just above his nose.

"IRUKA!!!" I jumped to my feet feeling a rush of dizziness go to my head.

"Out of all people to meet in Naruto, I meet Iruka!?" God this sucks. I glared at him intently. It's not that I hate Iruka, but he was so annoying in the manga. I didn't really want to figure out what he was like in person. He smiled at me and murmured something about Naruto under his breath.

"Hey, are you new around here?" he asked me with a confused look on his face.

"Sooooo if Iruka's here then...SASUKE IS HERE!!!!!!!!" I immediately glomped Iruka wearing a big smile on my face. He looked taken back, but he laughed a little bit.

"Well I'll just take you to the Hokage's office and we'll go from there." Iruka said as he tried to shrug me off.

"THE HOKAGE'S OFFICE!" I screamed, and glomped Iruka with even more tackle force. Iruka gasped in pain as I squeezed him, surprisingly enough he was actually very squishy and comfortable to hug. I let go and stared at Iruka's purple face.

"Lead the way!" I said grinning.

Walking through Konoha with Iruka was slightly awkward. He didn't talk much, and when I spoke he either nodded or replied with one word.

"So your from the mist village?" He finally said. I looked at him strangely.

"Huh?" I asked. He looked surprised for a moment, but then smiled and pointed to my forehead.

"Your forehead protector is a mist one." He said. I looked at him as though he was crazy. Then it dawned on me.

"OH RIGHT! I was cosplaying as Haku with Kailey and Madison before i got here.'' "Oh...um yeah, I was told by the Mizukage that I was to change villages to uhhhh....be undercover here because there is some sort of war thingy going on and they want me to stay here so I can be, you know, undercover. Yeah that's it.'' I babbled in a panic. Iruka stared at me strangely and I forced a smile. I was somewhat good at lying, but lying to a Naruto character was deep down horrible in my books.

"Oh? I have never heard of this war, I should probably inform the Ho-" Iruka started, but I cut in.

"NO YOU CAN'T!" I cried. "I mean you can't because, well you know. We don't want to get everyone involved. It would just make it bigger, y'know..." I tried to cover my horrible lie. He nodded.

"Wow he believed that... he must really trust me. Or be extremely gullible." I thought as we neared the Hokage's office.

The rest of the way to the Office was silent, at least until we got to the flight of stairs. I walked up them slowly, thinking up the conversation I'd soon be having in my head as I did. Iruka, however, was running up them two steps at a time.

"THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!! OK Sammi focus. What will I say?" I thought as I went up each step. Iruka stopped as he passed by somebody and they started to talk. I stopped by Iruka's side.

"Well it looks like Tsunade is busy, and I can't show you around because I have some work I have to do, so Sakura here will be your guide." Iruka said gesturing to Sakura at his side. "Uhh ok..." I said, kind of upset that I couldn't meet Tsunade today. Sakura smiled and waved, I forced a smile and nodded.

She squinted at me and said, ''Hey haven't i seem you before?" My eyes widened.

"Oh no, the people in our village all look fairly similar, so ...yeah." Iruka seemed kind of annoyed. He knew something was up but I threw him off with another smile.

"Right, well I'll hopefully see you later...oh yes what was your name?" He asked in a curious way.

"Oh right. I'm Sammi, also known as Tibby and Quirk and-" Sakura laughed and cut me off.

"Well I'll just call you Sammi for now." I pouted.

"Fine." I grumbled.

"Right. Well see you later Sakura, Sammi." He nodded towards me and I waved, guilt washing over me.

We were about to turn and head down the stairs, but we heard a voice call after us. "Sakura." Tsunade called as she walked toward us.

"Yes Milady?" She answered. I then cut in with, "It seems Naruto has arrived." Completely by accident! I covered my mouth.

"Good job Sammi! Your first day here and you're already giving details away!" I gulped and blushed in embarrassment.

"Hmm. Sakura, you go on and see Naruto. I have some new business to attend to." She said, glaring at me.

"Alright Milady." Sakura said bowing and then running down the stairs. Tsunade looked at me and said, "Let's go in my office." She slowly went inside, and I followed close behind looking straight down the hallway until we reached her office. She moved towards her chair and I stood in front of the giant desk overlooking the village.

"So who are you and how do you know who Naruto is? And how did you know exactly what I was about to say?" She said coldly, peering over her hands as Sasuke often did in the manga.

"Should i tell her about the manga?" I thought "No way is she going to believe me anyways."

"Well in my village Naruto is pretty popular, since the bridge in my village had been finished thanks to him and his friends. We also heard that Naruto and his teacher had gone away from the village to train, and were going to be back soon so... I guess I thought too quickly and assumed you were talking to her about him." I finished, looking slightly confident with that whole debate. She blinked, and then nodded.

"Off the hook again...wow I should write a book!"

"So why are you here?" Tsunade said suddenly.

"Oh, well my parents from the village didn't want me in the Mist anymore. They said something about being too dangerous for me, so I decided to come over here to Konoha because I wanted to be in the same village as Naruto Uzumaki san."

"Oh my God this is killing me..." I thought

"Well you know Konoha isn't safe either. We don't know much about you art all, for all we know you could be an assassin, so we can't make you a ninja right away." she said, looking completely annoyed with me.

"I understand that, but I REALLY think that if I get trained I will be a great addition to the village. And I know Konoha isn't that safe, but I REALLY want to be here and my parents totally approve." She was about to say something but then I cut in with a, "Can I got to the washroom? Please?" I said crossing my legs. Tsunade glared and got up from her seat, gesturing across the hall to where the bathrooms were.

"Don't try anything funny." She said, and I nodded.

Walking towards the bathroom I felt complete guilt wash over me. I passed Shizune as I tried to figure out what I was going to do about my situation and then suddenly I turned around. "Uhmmm, excuse me?" I called and she turned around with a confused face.

"Would you happen to have a piece of paper and a pen with you by chance?" I asked looking at her in pure amazement.

"Ohh? Sure here." she said coming to me and handing the paper and pen over.

"Thanks." I said with a smile. She nodded and walked away.

"I am a pure genius! I can't believe that I thought of the idea of going into that bathroom and writing a note of approval from my parents!" Dashing over to the bathroom, I ran into the stall and put up the piece of paper against the wall of the rusted door.

"Dear Lady Tsunade- Wait, did Lady Tsunade not sound formal enough? Oh well, it's not like I can erase it. Ok. So, Dear Lady Tsunade, our Daughter Sammi...Sammi um should I use my actual last name? Crap... OH! I'll use Sammi of the Mist! Hey if Gaara can do it so can I. I would like to use your services because we believe that the Mist has become more dangerous than usual and that she can work a lot better in Konoha. I hope you will understand ." Then I did some random signature at the bottom.

"There that should work for now!" I quickly put the pen in my pocket and ran out of the washroom.

"Dear Lady Tsunade, our daughter Sammi..." Tsunade read aloud and skimmed through the rest. I stood there kind of afraid of what she would think of it. She looked up at me and I tilted my head slightly.

"Alright well... I don't fully believe this story. But for now your off the hook." she said looking right through me.

"YESH!"

"On one condition." I frowned but nodded at her words.

"Someone is too accompany you around the village. Shizune!" she yelled. Shizune ran in through the door with documents and books in her arms.

"Yes Milady?!" she replied faithfully. Tsunade smiled.

"Get a hold of Naruto after he arrives from training with Kakashi and Sakura." Tsunade ordered looking down at her papers. Shizune nodded and bowed and left the room.

"WOW, THANKS GRANNY TSUNDADE! I mean Lord Kazekage! Er...I'll shut up now." she narrowed her eyes at my yelling and I blushed pink.

"Ok Sammi, just shut up! Stop talking, STOP SHUT UP, SAMMI SHUT UP...OK!" I cried at myself. Tsunade stared and I looked at her with pride. Just then Shizune ran in the room.

"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune yelled, and I turned to face Shizune.

"What is it Shizune?" Tsunade asked.

"I just got a report that Sasuke Uchiha has killed Orochimaru!" Both my eyes and Tsunade's went wide.

"WAIT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! Naruto just came back! Sasuke kills Orochimaru way later on!" I thought, very confused.

"WHAT!?! GO SASUKE! EEEEEPPPPP! I GOTTA MEET HIM OMG HOT SEXY BEAST OF OVERLORD NESS!" I cried out praying on the ground. Tsunade and Shizune looked at me, I mean they REALLY looked at me for a moment and then carried on in their conversation.

"Is there any information of where he might be?" I heard her ask.

"Not yet." I stood there in complete shock.

"What did I do when I came here? Maybe I did damage to the Universe by coming here..." I stood there for a moment, lost in thought.

"Sammi, will you stand in the hallway for a second while I deal with something more serious?" she said, showing me to the door.

"If you trust me..." I said winking and moving toward the door as she grumbled.

Siting in the hall was awesome. I would randomly make noises and no one would look at me strange!

"I think I'm starting to like it here..."

YAY

all done!

So yeah it gets so much better then this don't you guys worry!

MY LIFE CUZ IM COOL: omg it has been so cold these past days and my teacher is like ''OK LETS GO DO LAPS OUTSIDE'' ...and i was like NO!!!!!!!!!!...Omg and i'm making a list of 101 things to do in 1001 days!

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