AN- Yay! I got so excited; I decided to write up a new chapter!! Anyways, please enjoy and review!
Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight but Unicorn-Of-The-Rainbow does!
Emmett's POV-
Mike just stood there choking and so I decided to turn into Emmett-The-Vampire-Cat and save him. I smacked his back and he went sprawling on top of an old lady who had crossed the road but then had a nice heart attack when she saw me which obviously means she's bi.
So, anyways, once Mike recovered from his spaz attack, because Emmett-The-Vampire-Cat had once again saved the day, he looked at me excitedly before saying, "hi Emmett!! OMG, like, I, like, so like, like your, like Speedo thing!"
I gave him The Look that I knew how to give people because I was so not a man right now and Mike died in fright.
Then, I gave him the kiss of life and he came back to life and everything was oaky again so HOORAH!
"Emmett, you saved me!" he squealed before sitting in my lap, batting his eyelashes and sayin in a girly voice, "Emmett, will you…MARRY ME?!"
I gasped before saying, "LE GASP! Oh, Mike-y-kinz, my little AGLET (THANKYOU FAUNAMON WHO TOLD ME WHAT THE PLASTIC BIT AT THE END OF A SHOELACE IS), I would be honoured!" and then we ran off into the sunset (okay, we ran off to Vegas and got married before I had a blue, banana baby).
Yay! He turned out to be a boy!!
"lets call him…Polly!" I said happily.
Mike agreed and we went back to my old hous where Carlisle was waiting outside on the porch.
"Carlisle, babe, me and my gorgeous new wife, Emmett, are going off on our honeymoon! Toodles!" squealed Mike.
Suddenly, Rosalie came swimming down the stairs (trodding on the-old-man-called-Steve-who-is-actually-a-nine-year-old-girl's foot) and screeched at me and my bootilicious hubby, Mike, "how dare you Emmett!! Your married to me!!!!!"
I said, "LE GASP! I am NOT going lesbo with you sista, mmmhmmmm," before doing the Z formation, picking up Mike (bridal style) and running off to Zimbabewe.
Rosale's POV-
I was furious. Emmett would be sooooo sorry! I was going to turn into the gorgeous… Blonde-Bombshell-Beauty-Ice-Queen (of life) and hunt Emmett down while freezing him with my beauty! Mwahahahahaha!!!
But before that, I needed Alice to make me a hot costume! Yay!
Carlisle's POV-
That was disturbing.
AN- woo!! This came out better than expected! Anyways, please review and tell me what you think!!
~Jade
