AN- wow, two chapters in one day, huh! I just posted a chapter for Mikes Very Secret, Secret Diary of Manliness and now I'm doing one for this! I'm proud.
Please review if you like my story! (Also review even if you don't like it).
Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight dude.
Guests- Blazing Flames and Faunamon.
Alice's POV-
The doorbell rang just as I had predicted. I skipped down the stairs and pulled the door open, yanking it off its hinges for the second time that day.
Aaah, my two secret agents stood on the porch dressed in…ordinary T-shirts and jeans. I grimaced before ushering them inside.
Everyone was out hunting, Bella was out with friends and Emmett was still on his honeymoon.
"Okay, Blazing Flames, I have your costume ready. It's all black so that your awesome fire power will stand out. Oh, and it's un-flammable," I said happily, "Now, GO CHANGE!"
BF saluted me before marching off to get changed for The Mission.
Then, I turned to Faunamon and said in my best general voice (Jasper had taught me), "I have your rainbow coloured fur cape and matching ears ready as well as a nice unicorn suit to go on underneath. I need you and Blazing Flames to come back to me when your both ready, ASAP!" I instructed.
Faunamon nodded vigorously before scampering off like a good rainbow colour kitty to get changed.
When they both came back, we were on our way!
Emmett's POV-
I was having a fabulous time with Mike-a-Saur the Newt-on-a-Saur. He was so much fun!
He let me sit shot-gun, gave me delicious, un-cooked potatoes and even bought me a fabulous pink cocktail dress with a matching bonnet. Swoooooon!
Anyways, as I went back to the tree house we had been living in (three bedrooms, one bathroom, a kitchen AND a living room, plus a nice little garden for Polly to play in), I heard a peculiar sound.
I looked up…and there was Rosalie. I screamed like a man who was really a woman and scampered up the tree and accidently punched Mike unconscious. He fell off the tree and landed on the leprechaun-called-Albert who had followed us all the way from Forks to Zimbabwe.
"good lord woman! I don't want to turn lesbian with you!" I yelled in a british accent.
Rosalie screeched before flashing me a dazzling smile.
"oh no!" I said (still in a british accent).
The evil little sock was going to freeze me with her powers! Nooo!
I cowered in fright. This was the end! Noooooo!
"mike-a-saur! I love-,"
Rosalie screeched again but before she could do anything, a girl dressed all in an awesome black spy suit jumped out from behind the bushes.
Another girl came after her, dressed in an ah-mazin' furry cape and ears.
Then finally…Alice came after her dressed in a pink ball gown with pixie wings!!
Hoorah! I was saved!!
"Not so fast ice-queen!" yelled my first saviour and suddenly, there was fire everywhere and all of Rosalie's ice-queen-ness melted.
Then, the second one with the furry ears said in a happy voice, " I am…Happy-Cat-Woman! I will give you happiness and a liking for cats!" and she blasted Rosalie with lots of cutalicious cats and rainbows and chocolate cake with multicoloured sprinkles.
"Wait, I thought your name was Faunamon?!" said Alice to Happy-Cat-Woman, confused.
H-C Woman gasped. "LE GASP! You've given away my secret identity!" she screeched in a happy voice before bitch-slapping Alice with a rainbow coloured kitten.
They got into a cat fight (literally) until Blazing Flames (I magically knew her name) had enough and blasted them both with flames.
Then, I got a divorce, left Mike unconscious under a tree house in Zimbabwe and we all went home and Rosalie wasn't evil and sad anymore.
But when we got home, we saw the most horrifying sight to exist EVA!
Edward was stood there…it a silver nylon, one-piece cat suit!!
"Nooooooo!!! My eyes! My gorgeous seeing eyes!!!!!!" and then I fell to the floor in horrified-ness.
AN- how do you like it? if anyone else wants to be in this story, then review or PM me with the name, power and costume!
Please review!!
~Jade
