So here is a long chappy! Ummmm….its got a ton of stuff in it. Some of it is from the recent Bachelorette. It was such a good idea I HAD to include it. But most importantly I would like to warn everyone. There are some TERRIBLE WORDS in this chapter, along with a bit of ohhhh let's say intimacy. If you can't handle it, or your too young. You should probably stop reading this story. Life at this stage can become a little graphic. . .but not like that. So anyways, I will be changing the rating to M, in about two chapters. JUST to be on the safe side. I don't want to get into trouble. I love you all who are reviewing and story alert-ing. Remember reviews make me jump up and down in happiness. I mean seriously, they mean soooooooo much!


I do not own Twilight. Stephanie Myer's does.

I do not own The Bachelorette. ABC does.


The first box came early in the morning. The only one awake was Emmett. He had just taking his early morning jog, and was in a fairly good mood. For he swore he saw Rosalie peeking out at him through her trailer window. Emmett smiled. She was just the most beautiful woman in the world. As he walked to the front door, some groggy men were dragging themselves downstairs for the opening of the first box.

"Okay guys gather around!"

Emmett was way too loud for Edward this morning, who was in a completely foul mood. He had just realized that there was no way he could possibly get the one-on-one date due to last week. So he did not care what the box said, he knew he would be in the group date.

Evan read it aloud:

Rupert and Laurent,

Go outside and look up.

Bella

Everyone just looked around, until Jasper said "well? Go do it!" So everyone jumped out of their chairs and ran outside. But you didn't have to look hard to see it. A hot-air balloon was positioned outside of the mansion. And Bella was sitting on the ladder hanging from the balloon in a beautiful flowing dress of red.

"Hey guys!" She shouted. There was no way in hell she was going to let go, and wave. She, at that moment, hated Rosalie Hale with a passion. "So, Rupert , Laurent," she turned her head to look at each of them, "you ready to fly!"

Laurent was smiling. This cool event just took the pressure of the date all away. However, Rupert became a little pale-faced. But stood is ground, and tried to smile as best as he could.

"Go inside and put on some clothes, then meet me back on the west field. I'll be waiting for you there!" And she turned around and gripped tightly as the hot-air balloon started to move away.

Every guy was in awe. But Edward was shocked the most. She seemed like a weakling, but at moments like this she was a hot little vixen. And his love grew.

Bella greeted Laurent and Rupert on the west field. She was still in her long red dress, and when Laurent saw her. He was immediately turned on. Rupert on the other hand was having a bit of difficulty wrapping his mind around the hot-air balloon. "So shall we learn the instructions first?" While the man when through everything, Bella became a bit more excited. Laurent was a very sexy man, and he couldn't stop holding her hand, or giving her hugs. She examined how he showed affection if he was in a good mood, but what if he was in a bad mood? She took back the thought and tried to enjoy the moment.

All of them were admitted onto the balloon, while the seven other boys and camera crew watched from below.

It was absolutely beautiful in the air. The beach could be seen, and the water went on for miles, waves crashing against each other. They saw beautiful green trees and flat valleys, animals scuttling through the greenery. Bella and Laurent were close together holding hands while they leaned down to see the people walking by and the tall buildings that seemed like their equal. Rupert stood square in the middle of it all. He could not move, for his eyes seemed to be a bit crossed, and his face a bit contorted in disgust, or rather queasiness. Bella turned to invite Rupert to her other vacant side. But he took a step back, and said he could see everything from where he was standing.

"But it is much better over here, you can see everything! Oh look it's the Theater, we went to the other day."

Rupert couldn't take it anymore. He had an awful fear of heights. Not small heights or third story heights. But when you are 80 feet above the ground, and only going higher, Rupert was about to shit in his pants. Just to put it lightly. He wanted to throw up so badly, but he was forcing it down every time it would come up.

"Oh wow, How far up are we now?" Bella shouted.

The man guiding the balloon said, "about 100 feet. It's as high as we will go."

And that was that, Rupert leaned over the edge and disposed of his breakfast.


"Sorry I threw up."

"It's really not your fault at all! You should have told me that you have a fear of heights."

"But I didn't want to ruin the date."

'But you already did.' Laurent thought. After the incident, they landed immediately. Now the date was at a pit stop to allow Rupert some time to settle his stomach.

"You didn't' ruin the date, Rupert!" Bella sighed. "Laurent why don't you go to the other room and wait for me, while I have some one on one time with Rupert."

Laurent just looked at Rupert with disbelief, and walked out of the room.

"Why are you so embarrassed?"

"I'm not embarrassed. I just don't feel all that good." His face became quite pouty and red, just like a child's.

Bella was a bit taken aback. Who wants to take care of a two-year old child as a husband? "Um. Okay. Then what would you like to talk about?" She said in her soothing voice.

"I'm not three. You don't have to treat me like that." He was slowly becoming upset.

"Rupert, I'm just trying to give you a chance to tell you all about yourself."

"Why don't you just look up at a t.v.? I'm everywhere."

"I've never seen a documentary on you. Sorry I just don't take the time to watch T.V. Why don't you just tell me about yourself?" she was beginning to sound exasperated.

"You know. What the fuck." He got up, and Bella slide down the seat farther away from him. "Cut the fucking cameras. Can I get some fucking weed please? You motherfuckers, I just want to get the fuck out of here. Bloody Hell, she so fucking pale. I need some good old Megan Fox. Just get me the fuck out of here. I'm the fucking star. Why the hell is she not on the Goddamn floor worshiping my fucking dick? Fuck this. I mean seriously. First you guys tell me I have to stay for like two episodes, even though the girl is absolutely hideous! Then you fucking tell me I can't have any fucking sex. I fucking horny. And you took my fucking strippers before they could even enter the house. I fucking hate it here. She's not worth it. Can the Camera out OF MY FUCKING FACE."

Bella just sat there in awe while Jasper and the onsite manager pulled Rupert out of the room. The second cameraman, David, was on the phone with Rosalie. And others calling various people of Sheldada Networks. Chaos had erupted. But Bella just sat there in a daze. And she felt a hand hold hers, "come on." She followed the voice into another room.

"Your beautiful and amazing. And only the luckiest guy in the world would be able to marry you." And the voice pulled her in a hug, while the tears fell from her eyes, and her heart almost just stopped. She was sick of pain.


Back at the house, the boys were receiving the second letter of the trio. And Jacob stood to read it aloud.

Edward, Evan, Jacob, James, Mike and Seth,

Let's go swim!

Bella

"YESSSS!" James shouted, "Hot Bella in her hot bathing suit. This is going to be great."

Edward was smiling deep down, one because she said his name first, but also, because he was going to finally be able to hold her again.

"Are you going to be able to handle this?" Emmett plopped down right next to Edward.

"What do you mean? It's a swim party." Edward looked at Emmett like he was insane.

"Yeah, so five other guys are going to be vying for her constant attention, as will you. So are you going to be able to handle this?"

Of course Edward had already thought about this. He would just make it impossible for the other boys. "I'll be able to handle it." He smiled, "And Emmett, have fun on your one-on-one date with Bella."

"Oh, I will." And both pounded each other's hand.


Bella was all curled up in a blanket with Laurent on the sofa set up for them. A cold dinner of shrimp pesto was placed on the side. She was a bit calmer, but still hurt. She couldn't imagine a human being with that much hate in him that he could have done that to her. But now, she was with an incredible man who was soothing her with his soft voice, and amazing hands.

Laurent could hear every word through the wall. He was going to use this as an advantage during his own one-on-one. But now, well, he was safe. But his precious Bella didn't feel so. He immediately went to the room to see how she was doing. He thought that everyone would have surrounded her; would have tried to bring her back to life. But no one did anything that helped her, besides bringing Rupert out of the room. So he stepped up like he was supposed to and brought her back. He was now massaging her back with his hands. His legs were intertwined with hers, and she was playing with her hands. They were sitting in a perfect silence.

Laurent sat up, "Let's dance!"

Bella scowled, "What do you mean? I'm not in the mood to dance."

"You sound like a Sim." Bella laughed. "You don't have to be in the mood. This will make you happy. I promise."

"But I'm an awful dancer, I can only dance when I'm happy."

"ahhug, Girl, everyone can dance. It's in our blood." Laurent removed himself from under Bella, and started to just move around the room. His steps were quick, precise. Bella was fascinated, but refused to get up from her seat.

"Bella, let's go."

She hid herself under the blanket. "No!"

Laurent ran over. Pulled off the blanket, and grabbed a shrieking-laughing Bella off of the sofa. "How dare you say no!" as he tickled her through the blanket.

He placed her down allowing the blanket to fall, grabbed her hands, and started to dance. Bella had no choice but to follow. He started with the salsa, his favorite dance, and taught her the steps by guiding. She wasn't lying. She had two left feet. But Laurent didn't mind at all. He pulled her closer. And their movements were becoming one. He took one more step closer, and placed himself body to body with her on the floor. Bella's breath hitched. It was becoming very hot in the room, and it didn't help that heat was coming off of their own bodies as well. Bella was looking everywhere else, because she knew if she looked at him in the eyes she would have just taken her clothes off right there.

"Bella."

She looked him square in his brown eyes. And he kissed her.


Emmett,

Let's go to hop.

Bella

Edward couldn't stop laughing. He held a jar of gel, and the rest of the box held some pants and a white shirt.

"I can't believe this." This made Edward laugh even harder.

"You are going to have so much fun." Evan said. Now a couple of the other guys were laughing too.

"Bella, seriously, I feel like my night is ruined. A hop?"

"Stop complaining. I will gladly take it. I mean, it's a one-one with Bella!" Jacob was pissed.

"No, I want it. But I'm a big man. I'm just going to look stupid." Edward started to laugh again.

"Yes you are." Edward laughed.

Emmett grabbed a pillow and shoved into Edward's face, which only made Edward laugh harder.


Bella had just said goodnight to all the boys, and was walking over to her section of the house, when she saw Alice's car pull up to the mansion. Alice got out and sat on the hood of the car.

Bella picked up her cell phone and the dialed familiar numbers.

"Hello."

"Hi Alice. How are you?"

"I'm wonderful Bella! And how are you?"

"Quite fantastic." Bella responded as she walked around the room.

"Are you sure?"

"What do you me…who told you?"

"Jasper," and quickly she said, "Oh honey I'm sorry. He looked like a douche-bag if that makes you feel any better. I mean when I questioned him…."

"Wait a second. Alice, wait. Jasper told you?"

"Yes ma'am. I mean I was visiting Rosalie when she got the call earlier today."

"Jasper called Rosalie and told her?" Bella remembered differently.

"Well, yeah. He is her right hand man."

"Ohhh," Something was up, "so what are you doing right now?"

"Well, I'm about to pop some popcorn, in our very lonely apartment with Professor Wiggles."

Professor Wiggles was Alice's cat. She and Rosalie named him after their photography Professor in college, but the Wiggles came from the fact that he wiggled himself out of any situation. Like one time, he was acting up badly, so Bella put him inside of the bathroom like a dog. Somehow Professor Wiggles had managed to wiggle himself outside of the gate. The wholes were like 4 inches long and wide. And Wiggles was a very fat cat. It made no sense at all. Bella looked back outside her room, Alice was beckoning Jasper into her car without so much of a sound.

"Well, I'm very sorry about that. Maybe you should go out and find a man."

"You could be right, but I'm really fine. Professor Wiggles and I are about to have a ton of fun."

Bella could hear Jasper snickering on the other line. "Well, just make sure you keep your pants on. I hear Professor Wiggles likes to paw at people."

Alice looked up to see Bella standing at the window. "I'll make sure he gets a consensual agreement."

Bella smiled, "then have fun."

Alice smiled back, "I will. Thanks." And Alice pulled out of the driveway, while Bella looked on.


The only person who wouldn't take off his shirt was James.

"I'm waiting for the perfect moment, so when she walks in she will get to see the full effect of me taking off my shirt. Until then, I'm going to chill out over here." Everyone snickered.

Evan, Jacob, Edward, Seth, and Mike were already in the pool goofing around. It was a very hot morning, and the boys didn't understand why all the dates were becoming earlier and earlier. The date started at 9, but it was already 9:17 and Bella wasn't down. Edward was becoming anxious. So he got up, and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Jacob asked.

"I have to use the restroom." Edward nonchalantly said. But instead of going straight to the nearest bathroom, he took a left to Bella's side of the mansion.

"Knock knock." He said at Bella's door, while he knocked a bit harder.

No response.

"Bella, hey, Bella."

Still, no response.

Edward turned the knob and opened the door towards the inside of her quarters. It was a beautiful white room with all the essentials of comfort. In the middle sat a huge white bed. Long brown hair was sticking out of the covers, and small breaths could be heard from where Edward was standing.

"Bella?" Edward whispered this time.

Bella shifted, and moaned. But didn't make another sound.

"Bella." He walked towards the bed, and sat down. "Come on, wake up."

Nothing.

"Isabella." He whispered.

Her eyes opened under the cover. She loved the way he said her name.

"Okay I'm up." She said groggily as she stretched under the covers.

"Then let's go swimming." He tried to reach for her hand under the covers, but she pushed him away.

"I need to get ready. So go." She adamantly exclaimed.

"Your beautiful when you wake up."

"How do you know? Your not a creepy stalker who watches me at night through the window!"

"Of course not, but you could never be ugly. You could never be ordinary. You are beautiful Isabella."

She couldn't help but smile under the covers and her toes curled up in happiness. "I would kiss you, but I'm all gross in the mouth."

"How about this? I just hug you through the covers."

"Okay." She said unsure and breathy.

"Okay." He said confidently.

So he picked her up through the blanket and squeezed.

Her heart fluttered.

Edward went back to the pool, and Bella arrived 10 minutes later in a hot studded- purple bikini. Edward was sure that he was getting wary of the other men, as he read their faces of lust as she walked to the pool and dipped her toes in.

They all conversed loudly, while each fought to hold Bella, or to pick her up. Each tried to impress her with their front flips (James), back flips (Jacob), triple flips (Evan), and belly flops (Seth).

Bella was really enjoying her time. She really felt she was just having some good times with her best buddies from home.

Until, she felt two arms go around her, "Bells." Bella melted.

"Yes." She was trying to keep her cool.

"Can I have some one-on-one time with you?"

She turned to see Jacob's face. "Of course." She took his hand, and brought him to a secluded side of the pool. They both sat down and faced each other.

"Hey." Jacob sighed as he rubbed her dry with the towels on the side.

"Hi. How are you doing? I haven't talked to you in a long time."

"I know. I've really missed you."

"You have?"

"Duh! I mean, I want you to be my only one."

Bella was taken aback. How could he say it so easily? "Aw, that is so special to me."

"I don't think your taking me seriously." His body showed discomfort, but his face looked disappointed.

"I'm taking it very seriously. I just don't know how you can know that right now."

"You make me smile every single time I see you. When I talk to you, that's all I want to do, just keep talking to you. I love when you laugh; it gives me chills! So excuse me for being so infatuated with you."

"See you just said it. Your infatuated with me."

"Yes, but infatuation can turn into love. Right now, I'm telling you that all I see is you. And all I want to do is know more about you."

Bella wanted to just smile just right out. She was totally hate-loving the fact that most of the guys knew exactly what to say at the right moments.

"I'll be right back." She got up. And went back to the pool area, she grabbed the rose and went back to the area where Jacob was sitting.

Edward was so mad. Bella couldn't even wait to hear what the rest of them had to say before giving out the rose. But he couldn't really blame her, Jacob was the first to respond.

Behind the wall, where Jacob sat, he was still waiting for Bella to come back. He was glad that for once he was going to get recognized for showing his feelings. Every time he seemed to share, girls just ran away but not this time. His dreams of Bella were snapped back to reality as Rosalie Hale walked in.

"Can you join us by the poolside?"

Jacob got up disappointed, but more concerned about where Bella went. As he arrived by the pool, everyone was kind of quiet. In their minds everyone was questioning what happened to Bella.

"Boys," Rosalie started, "Bella is gone. And it's up to you to find her. Go to the front of the house, you will find three cars waiting outside, with instructions from Bella. The first to find her will get a private date. So, good Luck!"

And the boys ran as fast as they could to the front of the house. Jacob was in the lead. He wasn't going to let another girl escape him. Not this time.

And with that the quest began.


So far this should be one of your favorite chapters....I mean, it was pretty good. But no doubt the next one is HILARIOUS!!! If I get ton of reviews, I might post the next chapter tomorrow night. But that is only if you guys want it. Remember Reviews are life. I breathe them. It makes me want to write more! If you enjoyed it, tell me. Come on people! Thanks to Amcat who always finds the time to review and PM me!!!!!