Story written in 3 rd person. Information:

Character: Sora

Job: Assassin

Rating: M

Pete: He'll live... somehow.

Hope to see this soon.

In future stories i would like to add below (Pete:) a (Pay:). But right now Pete does not get any pay. Well enjoy!

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It was a bright, sunny day when Pete emerged from his house...err...shack...no no...a house. He had his coffee in one hand and his other hand was holding a piece of paper. 'Rhat the Hell?'. (This is not a type error, he talks weird) He thought. He opened this blow fuck up and began to read it...sadly this pitiful fuck did not know how to read. So he walked over to his neighbor's house, Sonic The Hedgehog. He rang to door bell twice until Sonic answered the door. "Hello Shonic, can you read this?" Pete asked with a smile. Sonic took the letter and began to read. Once he was done he summed it down for him.

"Well Pete, looks like you have to kill Sora, but don't worry, you won't die." Pete let out a sigh. "BUT..." Sonic interrupted Pete's thought, "It never said you won't get hurt, and you don't get paid, it will be as gruesome as Rated M. And the person who want's to see you do this is klonoakazeno." Sonic looked up at Pete who seemed to be okay with this. "Well....tell me how it goes...bye." Sonic then closed the door. (Yes Sonic is the only one in this Fan Fiction that is not a dick or a dumb ass). Pete then went to his house. He knew, which is a major shock, why he was has the job. He joined Crazy go nuts University. So he went to his house and put on his assassin suit, which was just his normal suit...just with a hood. He grabbed his exploding balls and his a pocket knife... he was a lvl 1 assassin. Once that was over he sat on his desk to type a note to Sora, bait.

Dear Sora,

Riku and I are going to explore a old cave near Traverse Town...or whatever it's called. I want you to bring Donald and Goofy, so we can have tons of fun! I also want you to bring me some Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, Zings, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, some boxes of Pizza, also a steak with extra sauce, and chips, and all of your fat foods! Im...uh...on my PMS now...So see you at 12:00 PM.

Love you!

Kairi.

Sora then kept the paper in his pocket and called Donald and Goofy on his cell phone. Ring Ring Ring... "Hello?" Sora asked.

"Ri there Shora!" (Yes Donald talks weird too). Donald greeted.

"Hey your gay right?" Sora asked. Donald was disgusted with this (Not that being gay is wrong, im not gay but I don't care what you are. Just trying not to offend anyone.).

"Uhh rnoo--" Donald was cut off by Sora.

"Well then homo, I want you to call your lover Goofy. Meet me at the cave." Hang Up. Donald took a moment's pause.

"Rou Ruther Fucker!!!"


Pete was on the ceiling waiting for Sora to arrive.


When the three friends arrived at the cave they notice something. "Hey, that bitch and bastard lied to us!" Sora then grabbed his keyblade (oathkeeper) and grabbed the blade and swung the butt of it at Goofy head. Goofy then fell to the ground and did not wake up for the whole chapter. Donald was shaking, Sora then looked down at his fine feathered fuck. "Bitch want to end up like him? Or worse?" Donald piss him self.

"R-rell Shor-" Sora shot him with a M16 (those who don't know what that is, it is a gun that usually you see in the army.) Donald died...then came back to life at the end of the chapter, as does everyone who dies. Sora then walked to the sun art...but something smelled different.

"I smell..." He then looked up to the ceiling, "Diabetes!" He Grabbed out both The oathkeeper and oblivion. He threw the oathkeeper at Pete, Pete fell on the ground. His stomach was covered in blood he got up and threw a whole butch of exploding balls at Sora, but Sora used reflect and Pete was on the ground with his arm on fire. He spit a ton of spit until his arm was fucked up. He then grabbed his pocket knife and slashed Sora's arm, a little cut compared to his fucked situation right now. Sora stood there, got some blood with his fingers and licked it, then threw his keyblades on the ground and jumped on Pete where Pete's stomach was showing and Sora got on top and started to punch the living shit out of poor fucked Pete. This happened for 20 minutes until Sora's fist started to hurt, so he elbowed his face for another 30 minutes. His elbows started to get sore, so he got up and started to jump of Pete for 50 minutes after that Sora passed out. MISSION SUCCSEFUL.


3:56 AM/ Sonic's House.


The door bell rang. Sonic yawned and answered the door. "What is it? It's three in the-the! WHAT THE FUCK?!?" Sonic screamed when he saw Pete crawling on the floor his arm fucked up where his elbow bone was showing. The other arm cut up. His face looked like a elephant pack jumped his face. His body bleeding. Legs where broken.

"Ya shee Sonic...I did good." Pete then crawled to his own house to rest. Until his next job came.

THE END