Information:
Character: Roxas
Job: interviewer
Rating: T
Pete: He'll live
Pay: 5 bucks an hour.
I looking forward to what you do with this idea.
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So Pete woke up for another day of his jobs. He sip some of his cheap ass coffee, then read the letter in his hand. "B" He read, then he turned it over and read a note. "B-flat." Then he threw the paper away and read a message from the JOB company inc. He then walked to his neighbor's house, Sonic, so he can sum it up. Ring-Ring-Ring. "Hello?" Sonic greeted with a smile, then look at the fat monstrosity in front of him. His ears went down. "Oh...it's you," he sighed. He looked at his hand and saw a message. He knew what he wanted. "Fine." He took it and read over it for a minute. "Well Pete, if you interview Roxas, you will get five dollars a hour. If you ask me this is not for yo-" He look up the only find a dust trail. 'Sigh. When will he grow a pair?' Thought Sonic.
"Welcome to Pete's interview show!" Greeted Pete, "Im a the roundest, fondest, Modesto, cat, PETE!!!" The crowd went wild! He sat down on the Andy Griffin Show stage. Roxas all of a sudden pop up and landed on the chair...naked. The only thing covering him were bubbles, like Mr. Gaga (Lady Gaga). "WHY HELLO ROXY!!!" Roxas shrieked like a five year old girl who thinks her parents are total bitches for not giving her Littlest Pet Shop limited edition f**ker-rama.
"Where the Hell am I?!" He looked around. He slowly turned to Pete. "Y-your n-not J-jigsaw...are you?..." Roxas shriveled. Pete let out a laugh and smacked Roxas across the back, almost killing him. Roxas got back up. "Okay, I see your just a dick. What do you want?"
"Oh just a interview." Pete answered. Roxas looked at his own body, then looked at Pete.
"Sure...but...cloths?" Pete then whistled and stage make up artist came and put Roxas in a pink bunny suit, exactly like the suit the Christmas Story. "Well...better then nothing. So what's up?"
"Well Roxas, is it true your gay?" Pete asked. Roxas blushed in anger.
"NO!" Roxas was mad. But he can see where they get the idea from, even quiet recently when he showed up naked.
"Alright so you are. Next question." Pete said. Roxas went into bitch mode.
"But I just said I wa-" Roxas was cut off again by the fat cat.
"Is it true you like her?" Roxas looked weirded out.
"Wha-" Roxas was cut of again.
"Xion?" Roxas blushed.
"Oh...I see. Well...no."
"Liar. Next is that are you emo and or fag?"
"Well..I don't see myself as a fag, nor emo."
"Well I do, next, do you have a thing for Walruses." Pete asked with a smile. "Don't lie."
"HELL NO!!!" Roxas screamed, in the background a Walrus cries and shot himself to death. "What the hell kind questions are these? What are you, a pedophile?"
"You wish. Next, do you enjoy having no friends?"
"I have...well...some friends..."
"Yeah, three, me,myself,and I. Next thing who would win in a fight, you or Chuck Norris?"
"Well...me of course."
"Okay then." Pete then clapped four times. "Come and see this guy Norris! He said he can kick your mom's and your asses!" Chuck then came out. Roxas's jaw dropped.
"Wait I meant-" Roxas was then round house to the face. Roxas tried to get up but tripped over his pink bunny slippers. Chuck then kick the ground and a rock came out of the Earth and floated around him as he rose 70 feet in the air and lifted Roxas with his awesomeness, he did a Great Aether (Super Smash Brothers Brawl 2007 [Wii]) with his punches,kicks,elbows, and his sheer coolness. Roxas was then sent sent flying to the floor with the mph at 10000000000 mph or kph. Soon Roxas crawled out and Chuck Norris flew away at amazing speed. "I...hate...you..."
"Your mom hates you. Last question, if you answer this, I'll kill myself." Roxas had hope yet.
A sphere 5.5 metres in diameter is filled with 1m diameter hemi-spheres.
a:(1) What is the theoretical maximum amount of hemi-spheres that can be crammed into the big sphere given that the following condition is met:
Each hemi-sphere's flat side (which I'll now refer to as its 'disc') has a central point (indicated by the white point shown in the hemisphere diagram to the right). The point must not 'see' another hemisphere's disc. By definition, when I say 'see', the simplest thing to imagine is a straight ultra-thin 'laser light' coming from the disc. This 'light' must not reach another disc. However, if there's another hemi-sphere that's 'blocking' the 'line of sight', then this is accepted.
(2) By cramming them as efficiently as possible, a relatively small volume will be left. How large is this volume?
b: Same question, except the torch now has a 52.72077938642 (that's 90/(1+(0.5^0.5))) 'degree of sight'. This 'cone' of light extends from the exact centre of the disc and is once again not allowed to 'see' any part of another disc. What is the maximum amount of hemisphere's that can be crammed into the mega-sphere now?
c: Same question again, except the whole disc acts as a tubular beacon of light. This thick ray must not 'see' another hemisphere's disc. What is the maximum amount of hemisphere's that can be crammed into the mega-sphere now?
"Ugh...." Roxas cried. "This is unfair!"
"Wrong,it is*****************************************************" Roxas then was shot out of the studio. "Well see ya later folks!" The show then had credits and by this time you stopped watching the show.
Ring-Ring. "Hello?" Sonic asked and saw Pete holding Five dollars. Sonic was amazed. No cuts.
"Ya shee Sonic, ol' pal. I told you this was the right job for me." He then went moon walking to his house.
THE END (I DO BETTER IN RATED M STORIES)
NOTE: EVERY TIME PETE EARNS 50 Dollars, you will unlock a secret. Oh and the other characters can be who ever now. Cya!
