INFORMATION
So now we can make Pete whatever we want? You shouldn`t have said that lol.
Character: Xion
Job: Male stripper
Rating: M
Pay: 30 to 50 bucks
Pete: He`ll live, but some gay guy will rape him... so he`ll be scarred for life.
I have a sick mind, but I think Pete deserves it.
By the same person as last time.
Pete,once again walkout of his house, with his robe on, while drinking some coffee. He looked at his other hand, he sighed. Then he felt a sudden rage. "HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING THESE SHITY ASS,MOTHER FUCKING,SEAMEN DRINKING,FORESKIN PULLING,ASS LICKING, MONKEY BALL SUCKING,FIRE FUCKING,GAY ASS MOTHER SHITTING MOUTH EATER, COCK SUCKER DO I KEEP GETTING THESE ASS JOBS?!?!"
After saying one of the longest curses in his life, he went to Sonic. "Hello, Shonic. Can you read another one of these?" Sonic then grabbed the letter and read it, it took him a few moments of time, then he looked with a worried face.
"Hey..uh...Pete...It says you have to strip in front Xion and you will get 30-50 dollars an hour." Sonic then looked down, then looked up. "Ya know, Pete, you can just say no and just come inside, Im watching Across The Universe, I can make some Hot Chocolate and I can rewind the mov-" He look to see only a cloud of dust. "*Sigh* You didn't stay so I can tell you that your going to be raped by a gay guy...Oh well...maybe then he finally listen to me."
Xion was walking in the MoogleMia mall, looking for a gift for Roxas and Axel. She continued to walk down until she saw a man in a trench coat. She walked over, due to her curiosity. "Hello? Who are you?" Xion asked. The figure then grabbed her a knock her out.
When she woke up she saw she was tied to a chair and there was a crowd of people cheering for the person up front. All of a sudden the crowd grabbed her and threw her on the stage. 'A pole?' She thought then the room went black, there standing with black leather suit on, Pete! She was terrified. "Why are you doing this?!" She was answered back in Pete throwing a black boot at her. Kinky, right? WRONG! She cried in pain as it hit her in the face. Pete then took of his shirt and threw it at the crowd. The man who caught it looked happy, until a mob massacred him to death for the shirt. By the time they stopped the shirt was now in atoms. Pete then took off his pants and threw it in the air, where pigeons flew into them and exploded. Next pet "Rubbed" his "Pecks" on Xion, but turned out suffocating her with his man boobs. Next he got up and saw Xion scared. Next he turned off the lights. "1" screamed the crowed. "2" "3!!!!"
Pete was now naked as he ever been... Then all of a sudden a man got up. He was a rabbit.
"Now Pete, prepare to have your ass raped!!!" All of a sudden he took out a box and out came 50 rabbits. Pete can be nowhere found. Only a pile of rabbits. He screamed in pain as the rabbits fuck him. The crowd was wild. Xion at this point died.
1 hour later.
Sonic answered with Zelda behind him. "Hello?" Sonic asked, but then looked to the ground, only to see Pete crying naked and holding 30 dollars. He then open his mouth.
"F-fuck y-you B-b-b-bit-ch..." He then crawled to his house, to have his memory modified.
Zelda then looked at Sonic.
"Why are you even his friend? You can do way better then that." Zelda asked. Sonic then looked up at Zelda.
"Oh, he grows on ya." Zelda cock a eyebrow.
"Really?"Zelda asked with sarcasm. Sonic sighed and his ears went down while his head went down, as his eye looked down with disappointment in the truth.
"No he gets worse..."
"I know that, so want to go see The Beatles live?" Sonic looked up in confusion.
"But here dead."
"I know, but we go back in time and see the concert."
"Oh boy! I'll call my friends, Gordon Freeman, Ike, Altair, Master Chief, a-" Zelda look down at him.
"But I want only us to go."
"Oh...okay!" So Zelda opened a portal and they both disappeared.
Pete was holding himself in his own arms. He had been raped. RAPED. Rq3d!!! Then he slowly went to bed while hiring Namin'e to help his memories.
THE END
