PETE=EPIC PORPOTIONS!!! MONEY = $35


So Pete, ever since the rabbit Fucking fucker raped him by sending...what...oh yeah...Namin'e and all...who's a rabbit? Anyways he now carries a toothpick. -$5. ($30). Now the story has a weapon shop. Now PM me or put underneath (pay:) put (buy) I will update the money storage as seen on top. Enjoy! The weapons will be listed in the next chapter only. It will be labeled "STORE". Well back to the story. Pete now carries a tooth pick. He had the message in one hand, the other in the hand, a cup of Hot Jones (coffee). He then gulped his coffee and threw it to the ground. "IM'A TIRED OF THIS SHITTY ASS FUCK!!!! I WON'T DO IT!!!" Screamed Pete. All of a sudden, a portal made of nothing but total awesomeness opened up and out came...dun dun.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i!i!i!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUCK NORRIS!!! He jumped out and did a snap kick to Pete's arms and they flew off landing in...another galaxy...next he drop kicked Pete in the face. Pete's head flew off as blood flew everywhere. Finally Norris jumped and did a dramatic kick and Pete's body exploded. Pete has died. Then Chuck Norris then jumped and a dragon came out of the sky and lifted Chuck by his arms and flew away. But then I made Pete come get his fat asshole out of the fucking atoms spread all over, and...WOMBO!!! He's alive. "Okay I will."

"Hello? Sonic?" Pete then heard singing so he got his tooth pick and opened the door. He looked around until he found the source, the bathroom. So the fat fuck busted open the door to see Sonic taking a shower singing Poker Face.

"You can't see through my po-po-poker face, Russian ru-" Sonic then stopped and turn to see the fat ass mother fucker staring with his black eyes. Sonic screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK?!? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BITCH!!!!!" Sonic then saw the note and read it. He then looked up. "Be a mother fucking Physical Doctor and help Riku, pay is 50 bucks, okay? NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU COCK SWIPE!!!!" So Pete walked out and began to go to Riku's house.


"So, wait...you are going to give me a physical?" Riku asked. Pete nodded.

"Well yes shure e." Pete nodded. Riku then made his hand into a fist.

"FUCK YOU, MOTHER FUCKING BLAST DRINKING SEMAN GULPER BITCH!!! HELL NOEZ WILL I ALLOW YOU TO FUCKING PUT YOUR DIRTY ASS FINGER UP MY ASSHOLE!!!" Screamed Riku.

"But, if you get hit with a rusty item, you will die." Riku then looked down and gulped.

"F-fine..."


"Okay first take off your cloths." Commanded Pete. First, Riku was about to object, but then mumbled as he put on the robe. He notice a boner coming out of Pete's pants. He then got The Way To The Dawn and threw it at his shiner. Pete then recoiled in pain. "you....pass...oh god..."


STEP #1 COMPLETE


"Alright Riku, I want you to let me see your groin area to make sure your not in a disease...thing." Riku was familiar with this, so he showed Pete his hairs. Pete then got his two front fingers and made him cough. Once he was done, he sneezed on his dick by accident. Riku then got a magnum and shot his ass down.


STEP #2 COMPLETE


"Now bend over Riku." Riku gulped as he bent over. Pete stuck his two fingers up the ass. Riku then cough...a little to hard. Pete accidentally hit the rectum and out came blood. Riku then grabbed Pete's arm and ripped it off and shoved it up Pete's asshole.


STEP #3 COMPLETE


"Alright Riku, then last thing I need you to do is-" Pete was then cut off by Riku's ranting.

"Look you ass fuck," screamed Riku, "If you don't fucking get this done soon, I'll actually kill you the next time!"

"Me? Im not giving you the 8 shots. Riku sighed in relief. "Larxene and Zexion are." Riku then gulped in fear. Larxene walked in the room with a medical outfit on will Zexion acting as her nurse.

"Alright you little bitchy ass fuck, I'll get one thing straight. SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS!!!" Larxene commanded. Riku then sat right back down. "Zexion, give me all of the shots so we can get fucking paid." Zexion the handed all of the shots to her. She used them as her daggers, and stabbed Riku in his arm with the medicine. Riku screamed in pain as he fell overconscientious. "Pussy."


MISSION COMPLETE!!! LOLZ!!!!


"Hello?" Sonic looked at Pete. Nothing this time. "Wow, what a shock." Pete then held 50 dollars up in victory.

"Behold! I have more money ($80) And now I must let out secret number one. XxXStrawberry FieldsXxX will make a new story about Winnie the Pooh called, "Pooh VS Da World!!!" This future story will be about Winnie fighting who ever. Rated M of course, the only way to advance the story is to set matches up for Pooh. For example, Pooh vs Xemnas. Then Strawberry will create how that will work. Oh and you must set the stage. Like for example, Stage: Twilight Town. The only way for him to create the story is that I must get at least 30 comments about the story. So there the secret #1. The weapon store will be open next chapter."

Sonic just look at him and closed the door. Pete then felt the urge to go Pedophilia on the towns children...Then he was arrested and then his sexuality of children was erased.

THE END OF THE CHAPTER